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Reply #180 posted 08/06/10 9:42am

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PositivityNYC said:

I cannot, will not, walk barefoot outside; grass, dirt, concrete- whatever

I clean the shower and bathroom sink after almost every use

- I can't stand to see hair, even my own, on any surface in the bathroom (or excess water)

I don't like other ppls feet touching me, even if I love the person

strangers touching me on the train, even accidental, are lucky to walk away alive.......

I also (like somebody posted earlier) hold my breath or walk away if a stranger coughs near me.. lol or if they are walking towards me, cough, 'cause then I know I'm gonna be in their germ stream mad

I love, love, love the kids in my family and all of my friends' families - but strangers' kids drive me frakking insane (unless they're in the news for doing something terrific)

those socks with built-in toes are just wrong

flip flops/thong sandals are just wrong (this is not dumb or illogical, but needs repeating at every opportunity)

there's probably more.. I'll have to think.. lol

I think I'm in love with your neurotic ass heart

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Reply #181 posted 08/06/10 9:46am

Cinnie

thekidsgirl said:

Genesia said:

I have eaten entire cakes just trying to "even them up." neutral

LAWD! disbelief

Pizzas are the worst for this issue!

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Reply #182 posted 08/06/10 9:49am

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Cinnie said:

thekidsgirl said:

LAWD! disbelief

Pizzas are the worst for this issue!

Ugh! The slices are never the same size! disbelief

and I wonder why I was such a huge kid

lol

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Reply #183 posted 08/06/10 9:54am

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Cinnie said:

Shoewhore said:

People who take other peoples food out of the microwave the second it goes off so they can shove theirs in. First, don't touch my food! Second, how do you know it's done? Third, I said don't touch my food!!! fryingpan

Oops, you found my issue.

Ever had a stranger take your wet clothes out of a laundromat washer?

I had to stop using the laundry facilities in my old building because of that! The thought of someone's grimy hands all over my clean wet clothes?! omfg I would have to rewash them!

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Reply #184 posted 08/06/10 9:56am

Cinnie

thekidsgirl said:

Cinnie said:

Pizzas are the worst for this issue!

Ugh! The slices are never the same size! disbelief

That's why you can't even 'em up! I get over this issue by immediately storing them as separate slices (enduring their varying portion size), or by eating the pizza until connected slices of relatively uniform slice size remain.

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Reply #185 posted 08/06/10 9:59am

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SHOCKADELICA1 said:

Shoewhore said:

People who take other peoples food out of the microwave the second it goes off so they can shove theirs in. First, don't touch my food! Second, how do you know it's done? Third, I said don't touch my food!!! fryingpan

People who put their food in the microwave, then walk off and leave the room FOREVER, leaving us to wait on their asses to come back and get their food outta the microwave.

SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR IT TO FINISH COOKIN AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!! pissed

falloff Not sayin YOU do that, but your comment made me think of that. hug

I walk away but I'm within earshot so I hear when it beeps. And in the 4 seconds it takes me to walk back some heifer had already yanked my food out.

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Reply #186 posted 08/06/10 10:04am

Cinnie

Shoewhore said:

Cinnie said:

Oops, you found my issue.

Ever had a stranger take your wet clothes out of a laundromat washer?

I had to stop using the laundry facilities in my old building because of that! The thought of someone's grimy hands all over my clean wet clothes?! omfg I would have to rewash them!

Here is another problem:

The dryers ALWAYS run about ten minutes longer than the washers, so if you are doing consecutive laundry loads, you WILL be waiting for a dryer while wet clothes are in limbo.

Now the last time I went to do two loads of laundry - using two washers, two dryers - There was a dryer that had one minute left of someone else's clothes when I started.

What happened when I came back down right before my laundry was done washing? That dryer FULL of dry stranger clothes still sitting there, and one dryer empty.

So what did I do? I started drying one load, but I couldn't leave my wet clothes in the washer waiting for that dryer to be emptied, or someone might get cute and throw them on top of the dryer. And I swore I would not be caught dead moving the stranger's stuff out of the dryer out of impatience.

So I washed my clothes a second time, while one dryer had my stuff and the other had the strangers.

When it was time to empty my dryer, my re-washed clothes went directly in it, and the other dryer stayed full of strangewear.

sigh

Yes the dryer still had strangewear in it when I was done laundry.

[Edited 8/6/10 10:18am]

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Reply #187 posted 08/06/10 10:36am

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Shyra said:

jone70 said:

I have a bad habit of not finishing the end of things -- like jars of sauces, shampoos, even boxees of crackers, etc. I don't know why.

I also can't stand when people whistle. Not like a cat call on the street, but on the bus or the subway, when they're whistling some random tune to themselves. I hate it; and it becomes all I can focus on. Humming is bad, too, but I hate whistling worse.

Oh, geez. We are one in the same! My daddy used to to that. We would be in a store and as soon as we got to the checkout line, he'd start whistling. It wouldn't be a tune you could recognize either. It was just simple continuous whistling. I had to tell him to stop and he'd look at me startled because he didn't realize he was doing it. Funny thing is his brouther, my uncle would do the same shit! I asked him to stop and he got red in the face, but didn't say a word. I think he was pissed. And then my mother has this habit of humming; again, no tune you'd recognize, just simple ass random hmm, hmmm, huh, hmmm hmmm. MAAAA!!! bawl stfu wall pissed Maybe it has something to do with being born in the southern US states... confuse

My second crazy hang-up is litter. I can't stand to see litter in my neighborhood. I have been known to go around with my wheelbarrow and claws and pick up every single bit of paper, glass, bottle caps, cigarette butts, whatever. I know folk probably think I'm nuts, but I just can't stand to see that shit. Pitiful thing is, the next day the place is littered again with cups, wrappers, etc. The most disgusting things I see are used condoms. Nasty muhfuggahs.

Yes!

I HATE THAT! Take your shit with you! mad

I live around the corner from a bus stop. I get so pissed when I see all the nasty crap they just leave out in front of my neighbor's yard!


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #188 posted 08/06/10 10:41am

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I just came from the mall:

  • people who get on the step DIRECTLY behind me on the escalator, even when there's no one else on it. MOVE THE HELL BACK! mad
  • kiosk workers: don't say shit to me, and we're good. talk to the hand
  • I cannot buy a pair of shoes that have been tried on! They have to have the cardboard and all that crap still factory-sealed. (Yesterday I picked up a pair that had the toe print of the last person who tried them. shake)


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #189 posted 08/06/10 11:17am

Shyra

chocolate1 said:

PunkMistress said:

That's not a dumb or illogical issue, it's common courtesy. lol

I agree...

Except I'd be pretty pissed if you only left a little bit of the juice in the carton. Remember Della Reese in "Harlem Nights"? lol

"THAS JEZ DUMB, BENNIE! LEAVIN JES A SWALLA IN THE CONTAYNA!" Love it!

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Reply #190 posted 08/06/10 11:24am

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Sharing food. If you're not my wife or my kids, do not drink out of my bottle or eat from my plate. That ruins it for me.

Also, do not ask to use my comb or nail clippers. no no no! You can keep them afterwards.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #191 posted 08/06/10 11:27am

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PurpleJedi said:

Sharing food. If you're not my wife or my kids, do not drink out of my bottle or eat from my plate. That ruins it for me.

Also, do not ask to use my comb or nail clippers. no no no! You can keep them afterwards.

Yes!

And I get so grossed out watching the kids at school sharing drinks, food, lip gloss, combs/picks, shoes... ill


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #192 posted 08/06/10 11:28am

PositivityNYC

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johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

aw! what did u say before the edit??? lol lol

you hush... lol

Worrying about what might have been said before an edit is another issue you have. lol

I said the same thing, just wrote :confused: instead and the emoticon won't work with a "d" at the end.

Imma edit this post too just to make you crazy. razz

[Edited 8/6/10 9:31am]

is not.. lol

:pinch:

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Reply #193 posted 08/06/10 11:30am

PositivityNYC

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chocolate1 said:

PositivityNYC said:

I cannot, will not, walk barefoot outside; grass, dirt, concrete- whatever

I clean the shower and bathroom sink after almost every use

- I can't stand to see hair, even my own, on any surface in the bathroom (or excess water)

I don't like other ppls feet touching me, even if I love the person

strangers touching me on the train, even accidental, are lucky to walk away alive.......

I also (like somebody posted earlier) hold my breath or walk away if a stranger coughs near me.. lol or if they are walking towards me, cough, 'cause then I know I'm gonna be in their germ stream mad

I love, love, love the kids in my family and all of my friends' families - but strangers' kids drive me frakking insane (unless they're in the news for doing something terrific)

those socks with built-in toes are just wrong

flip flops/thong sandals are just wrong (this is not dumb or illogical, but needs repeating at every opportunity)

there's probably more.. I'll have to think.. lol

mushy

:blush: lol

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Reply #194 posted 08/06/10 11:32am

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I also hate to see babies with nothing on their little feet- not even socks. shake


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #195 posted 08/06/10 11:32am

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thekidsgirl said:

PositivityNYC said:

I cannot, will not, walk barefoot outside; grass, dirt, concrete- whatever

I clean the shower and bathroom sink after almost every use

- I can't stand to see hair, even my own, on any surface in the bathroom (or excess water)

I don't like other ppls feet touching me, even if I love the person

strangers touching me on the train, even accidental, are lucky to walk away alive.......

I also (like somebody posted earlier) hold my breath or walk away if a stranger coughs near me.. lol or if they are walking towards me, cough, 'cause then I know I'm gonna be in their germ stream mad

I love, love, love the kids in my family and all of my friends' families - but strangers' kids drive me frakking insane (unless they're in the news for doing something terrific)

those socks with built-in toes are just wrong

flip flops/thong sandals are just wrong (this is not dumb or illogical, but needs repeating at every opportunity)

there's probably more.. I'll have to think.. lol

I think I'm in love with your neurotic ass heart

lol wow.. 2 of y'all

maybe I'm not crazy.. biggrin (sh'up john, genesia.. lol )

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Reply #196 posted 08/06/10 11:35am

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PositivityNYC said:

oh! lol the biggest one I probably forgot b/c I haven't done it in so long... lol

I ain't goin' swimming at the beach

a) I don't get in water that's deeper than I am tall (just shy of 5'-2" lol ) 'cause I will panic and drown

b) the ocean is FULL of fish pee and poop talk to the hand

make that: pee, poop and oil neutral

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Reply #197 posted 08/06/10 11:41am

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I swear I'm walking away from the computer after this... boxed

I cannot wear an outfit unless the shoes match. And not just match, but are the right style for the outfit. I mean really. I will not wear the outfit until I find the right shoes...

Can't leave the house. I have gone BACK in the house and changed either the clothes or shoes because I got out in the daylight and the shoes weren't right.

I cannot do it. redface


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #198 posted 08/06/10 12:20pm

Cinnie

So many feet issues!!

DOES ANYONE GO CAMPING??? That's a real question

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Reply #199 posted 08/06/10 12:21pm

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It drives me bonkers when someone staples or clips a bunch of papers together when they're all messy and not lined up neatly. fuse

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Reply #200 posted 08/06/10 12:23pm

Shoewhore

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Cinnie said:

So many feet issues!!

DOES ANYONE GO CAMPING??? That's a real question

Good God NO! Between the dirt and the bugs omfg

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Reply #201 posted 08/06/10 12:25pm

Cinnie

Shoewhore said:

It drives me bonkers when someone staples or clips a bunch of papers together when they're all messy and not lined up neatly. fuse

yeahthat and I appreciate how it is almost impossible to hole-punch a stack like that.

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Reply #202 posted 08/06/10 12:46pm

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chocolate1 said:

Shyra said:

Oh, geez. We are one in the same! My daddy used to to that. We would be in a store and as soon as we got to the checkout line, he'd start whistling. It wouldn't be a tune you could recognize either. It was just simple continuous whistling. I had to tell him to stop and he'd look at me startled because he didn't realize he was doing it. Funny thing is his brouther, my uncle would do the same shit! I asked him to stop and he got red in the face, but didn't say a word. I think he was pissed. And then my mother has this habit of humming; again, no tune you'd recognize, just simple ass random hmm, hmmm, huh, hmmm hmmm. MAAAA!!! bawl stfu wall pissed Maybe it has something to do with being born in the southern US states... confuse

My second crazy hang-up is litter. I can't stand to see litter in my neighborhood. I have been known to go around with my wheelbarrow and claws and pick up every single bit of paper, glass, bottle caps, cigarette butts, whatever. I know folk probably think I'm nuts, but I just can't stand to see that shit. Pitiful thing is, the next day the place is littered again with cups, wrappers, etc. The most disgusting things I see are used condoms. Nasty muhfuggahs.

Yes!

I HATE THAT! Take your shit with you! mad

I live around the corner from a bus stop. I get so pissed when I see all the nasty crap they just leave out in front of my neighbor's yard!

You know what freaks me out about bus stops? Maybe it freaks me out more cos I'm a vegan, but I always notice that (at least around here) there'll be empty fried chicken boxes, and inside the bus stop, there'll be little piles of bones on the floor. It's disgusting.

And without stereotyping, it's ALWAYS the teenage black kids who are responsible for this.

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Reply #203 posted 08/06/10 12:56pm

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Cinnie said:

Shoewhore said:

People who take other peoples food out of the microwave the second it goes off so they can shove theirs in. First, don't touch my food! Second, how do you know it's done? Third, I said don't touch my food!!! fryingpan

Oops, you found my issue.

Ever had a stranger take your wet clothes out of a laundromat washer?

Well, kind of.

Years ago, when I moved into my apartment and didn´t have a washing machine yet, I washed my stuff in the laundromat.

Now one day, after a girl had vomitted tons of spinach pizza on my bed, I washed my sheets and put them in the dryer. Unfortunately, it was VERY difficult to get rid of all the spinach pieces...so they were still in there, just dried, looking like some good old marijuana.

Then, this tall, skinhead type, super aggressive looking nazi guy came in, walked straight to the dryer, and started picking up all the dried spinach and started sniffing it to see whether the weed was some strong shit.

I really tried my best not to laugh at him. Dude looked like a pro wrestler. lol

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #204 posted 08/06/10 1:01pm

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Genesia said:

I have eaten entire cakes just trying to "even them up." neutral

Now why oh why does this sound SOOO familiar?

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #205 posted 08/06/10 1:02pm

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I count things. sigh



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Reply #206 posted 08/06/10 1:07pm

KoolEaze

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JerseyKRS said:

I count things. sigh

You are not alone.

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #207 posted 08/06/10 1:14pm

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lol

Cinnie said:

thekidsgirl said:

LAWD! disbelief

Pizzas are the worst for this issue!

lol

Ha!

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #208 posted 08/06/10 1:20pm

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JerseyKRS said:

I count things. sigh

Here´s another one for you:

[Edited 8/6/10 13:24pm]

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #209 posted 08/06/10 1:42pm

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JerseyKRS said:

I count things. sigh

me, too, sometimes how many times I chew my food.

Alternately, I might chew in the rhythm of a song.

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