JerseyKRS said:

bboy87 said:

if you two are done flirting and shit, my plate does NOT have a pancake on it for some reason.............

Harlepolis said:

Cinnie said:

I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole.

Those chemical disinfectants can do some WORK on one's pussy(or penis) though

Not that I tried pissing on the pool, I'm self conscious to do it anyway,,,,,but I wouldn't fuck with chlorine

Please don't... it was not pleasant, took away all the natural lubricant. Never again.

Ducking my head. I've peed in pools before. Not anyone's private pool but it has happened in the past. I always pee in the ocean, and I have no shame about ocean peeing. I'm respectful with it though. At least I try to paddle as far away from people as possible when I pee so that they don't swim in "my wake"

This is why I don't ever go to pools with swim up bars, and bar stools in the water. If you are drinking tons of alcohol on vacation and you are in the middle of the pool sitting on a bar stool thats partially underwater, the average person is not going to just leave their drink at the bar and go swim all the way back to the stairs, and make their way out of the water and shuffle to get their slippers on and find the bathroom just to pee. When you pee because of alcohol, you kinda have to go right then and there.

It's been one of those morning, I've got a list...

- Women who wear traditional bras with racerback tops. It's tacky. Buy a damn racerback bra.

- People who walk down the street reading books. I will barrel into your non-watching where you're going ass.

- Tourists who barrel out of their hotels and drop their huge suitcases in the middle of the busy sidewalk. One day I'm going to throw someones luggage at them.

- White shoes worn with white pants. Too much white. And odds are, your whites don't match. Just don't.

- Extremely large people who walk down the middle of the sidewalk so you can't pass their slow moving selves.

- That heifer at Dunkin Donuts that always gives me the one smooshed muffin. Bitch.

When the ingredients on a cheeseburger are out of order: lettuce first, to act as a sheet and keep the bottom bun/ bread from getting soggy; then the tomato; next the meat; next the mustard, ketchup what have you on the meat; then the cheese, muthafucka, so it can melt on the ketchup and mustard and help hold that shit in place; then the pickles and the onions on top of the cheese. Dammit.

CDs not in the jewel case.

Like, Jersey I also count random stuff throughout the day. Always have.

My wife.

Wearing street clothes inside the house. Neh, ain’t having that. As SOON as I get home the clothes are coming off. Sweats or pajamas at the most. Nekkid preferred.

Gold frikking teeth. I seriously want to knock them hoes out of people’s mouths when I see them.

Square-toed dress shoes for men. You’re not a robot. Well, maybe you are, but still…

Shoewhore said:

It's been one of those morning, I've got a list...

- Women who wear traditional bras with racerback tops. It's tacky. Buy a damn racerback bra.

- White shoes worn with white pants. Too much white. And odds are, your whites don't match. Just don't.

- Extremely large people who walk down the middle of the sidewalk so you can't pass their slow moving selves.

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

It's been one of those morning, I've got a list...

- Women who wear traditional bras with racerback tops. It's tacky. Buy a damn racerback bra.

- White shoes worn with white pants. Too much white. And odds are, your whites don't match. Just don't.

- Extremely large people who walk down the middle of the sidewalk so you can't pass their slow moving selves.

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

Women, check your ass before you leave the house!!! VPL is a punishable offense!! And the punishment is even worse if you're wearing a thong/g-string!!!

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

It's been one of those morning, I've got a list...

- Women who wear traditional bras with racerback tops. It's tacky. Buy a damn racerback bra.

- White shoes worn with white pants. Too much white. And odds are, your whites don't match. Just don't.

- Extremely large people who walk down the middle of the sidewalk so you can't pass their slow moving selves.

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

This reminds me of people here in Holland who ride side by side on the bike path with their friend just chatting away, pedaling very slowly, blocking the entire path.

paintedlady said:

Cinnie said:

I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole.

I remember swimming in a swarm of baby shrimp/lobster in the beach one morning... the water was freezing in May and all you could see were clear 1/2" shrimpy things.... I just could never pee.

A baby lobster in your peehole? Ouch!

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

I remember swimming in a swarm of baby shrimp/lobster in the beach one morning... the water was freezing in May and all you could see were clear 1/2" shrimpy things.... I just could never pee.

A baby lobster in your peehole? Ouch!

That fish looks like a loach.... I hope that's just a song!

paintedlady said:

That fish looks like a loach.... I hope that's just a song!

‎Candiru (English and Portuguese) or candirú (Spanish), also known as canero or toothpick fish, are a number of genera of parasitic freshwater catfish in the family Trichomycteridae; all are native to the Amazon River. Although some candiru species have been known to grow to a size of 16 inches (~50 cm) in length, others are considerably smaller. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitize the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,^[1] the first documented case of a candiru parasitizing a human did not occur until 1997.

...from Wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

That fish looks like a loach.... I hope that's just a song!

‎Candiru (English and Portuguese) or candirú (Spanish), also known as canero or toothpick fish, are a number of genera of parasitic freshwater catfish in the family Trichomycteridae; all are native to the Amazon River. Although some candiru species have been known to grow to a size of 16 inches (~50 cm) in length, others are considerably smaller. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitize the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,^[1] the first documented case of a candiru parasitizing a human did not occur until 1997.

...from Wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

I saw a clip about this on some TV show. The man admitted to peeing in the river and the next thing you see is him writhing in pain holding his genitals. Seems the fish is attracted to the warm stream of urine and somehow finds its way into the urethra. Must be a very tiny fish to get inside the urethra. Maybe it attaches itself to the penis head? I can't see that fish swimming inside a man's urethra.

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

It's been one of those morning, I've got a list...

- Women who wear traditional bras with racerback tops. It's tacky. Buy a damn racerback bra.

- White shoes worn with white pants. Too much white. And odds are, your whites don't match. Just don't.

- Extremely large people who walk down the middle of the sidewalk so you can't pass their slow moving selves.

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

It isn't just women. I was up at the PGA Championship this week and saw a golfer (male) wearing light pink pants with dark drawers.

Genesia said:

chocolate1 said:

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

It isn't just women. I was up at the PGA Championship this week and saw a golfer (male) wearing light pink pants with dark drawers.

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

That fish looks like a loach.... I hope that's just a song!

‎Candiru (English and Portuguese) or candirú (Spanish), also known as canero or toothpick fish, are a number of genera of parasitic freshwater catfish in the family Trichomycteridae; all are native to the Amazon River. Although some candiru species have been known to grow to a size of 16 inches (~50 cm) in length, others are considerably smaller. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitize the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,^[1] the first documented case of a candiru parasitizing a human did not occur until 1997.

...from Wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

awww hell naw!

hairy toes

saw a guy on the train this week wearing thong sandals...

each toe -- all 10 of 'em -- looked like it had a mini Brillo pad on it..

Genesia said:

chocolate1 said:

Shall I piggyback?

- What is with tank tops or bra straps under strapless dresses/rompers? Don't wear them if you feel you need straps!

- I'm not big on white pants. Most women don't wear the correct undergarments. And I really don't need to see every mole, stretchmark and dimple.

- Couples who need to be joined together and block up the sidewalk so you can't get past them. MOVE!

It isn't just women. I was up at the PGA Championship this week and saw a golfer (male) wearing light pink pants with dark drawers.

Is this man wearing the correct undergarments?

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Oh man, sextonseven.

I CAN'T STAND THAT CRAP!!

That's the one thing I hate about going back to work...Teachers are punks, and the administration has no backbone in enforcing the dress code!

Who the hell decided this was a "good fashion choice" and when is it going away?!

(maybe if we "seasoned folk" started wearing it, the kids would be horrified and stop. )

Raindrops.

I can't stand the feel of those little cold drops hitting my skin.

And I wear glasses; the water spots annoy me.

Nope, not a big fan of rain.

chocolate1 said:

Oh man, sextonseven.

I CAN'T STAND THAT CRAP!!

That's the one thing I hate about going back to work...Teachers are punks, and the administration has no backbone in enforcing the dress code!

Who the hell decided this was a "good fashion choice" and when is it going away?!

(maybe if we "seasoned folk" started wearing it, the kids would be horrified and stop. )

I'm all for freedom of expression and all that...but considering the ORIGINS of the droopy pants "style", it should really go away now. I don't understand how parents can allow gang-style dress as if it was nothing more than a fad.

chocolate1 said:

Raindrops.

I can't stand the feel of those little cold drops hitting my skin.

And I wear glasses; the water spots annoy me.

Nope, not a big fan of rain.

hat with a brim/baseball cap?

PositivityNYC said:

chocolate1 said:

Raindrops.

I can't stand the feel of those little cold drops hitting my skin.

And I wear glasses; the water spots annoy me.

Nope, not a big fan of rain.

hat with a brim/baseball cap?

Nah.... I just don't like rain.

chocolate1 said:

PositivityNYC said:

hat with a brim/baseball cap?

Nah.... I just don't like rain.

I love it.. and snow

thunderstorms and blizzards....

melted cheese.

If I order a hot sandwich @ the deli, I always have to tell them don't melt the cheese on the grill on top of the eggs/meat/whatever. it is wrong

and messy.

PositivityNYC said:

chocolate1 said:

Nah.... I just don't like rain.

I love it.. and snow

thunderstorms and blizzards....

Oh, I love snow!

And I usually lie across my bed or curl up in the living room during a thunderstorm and just listen...

I can't stand the feeling of raindrops touching my skin.

chocolate1 said:

PositivityNYC said:

I love it.. and snow

thunderstorms and blizzards....

Oh, I love snow!

And I usually lie across my bed or curl up in the living room during a thunderstorm and just listen...

I can't stand the feeling of raindrops touching my skin.

it's just like taking a shower..

~ 'cept you got clothes on

and you're on the sidewalk/street

PositivityNYC said:

chocolate1 said:

Oh, I love snow!

And I usually lie across my bed or curl up in the living room during a thunderstorm and just listen...

I can't stand the feeling of raindrops touching my skin.

it's just like taking a shower..

~ 'cept you got clothes on

and you're on the sidewalk/street

Just Ew.

PositivityNYC said:

melted cheese.

If I order a hot sandwich @ the deli, I always have to tell them don't melt the cheese on the grill on top of the eggs/meat/whatever. it is wrong

and messy.

Actually...when it comes to Kraft slices or any of those other fake "cheese products" then I agree with you. But with cheddar, swiss or any other REAL 100% cheese I enjoy it melted all over my food.

If I hear multiple songs from an artist that hasn't been heard from in a while played too close to each other, I start to seriously wonder if that person died and I didn't get the memo.

Lauryn Hill gave me this reaction most recently. The local stations have been playing a lot of her shit and even some Fugees shit lately. Made me wonder.