DesireeNevermind said:

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin runnin' and...

C'mon y'all, lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here) Ow, ow, ow!
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

I stopped mourning Princey once I realized his tired ass wasn't ever gonna change. He is like my old shoe. Comfortable as heck....but so time to move on. And worn too. Full of holes...or in Princey's case....hos.

I'm peeping thread after thread to find out what's interesting and what, if anything, I haven't already heard about.

I 've already had the lowdown on Prop 8, that crazy woman who drowned her two babies by driving her car into a lake, the bristol-levi on again off again train, that Ochocinco supposedly doesn't pick anybody on his wack ass dating show, lindsay lohan still crazy and her momma too, zsa zsa gabor is on her deathbed, what orgers were doing this summer etc.

Other than that....nothing all that new on the org except that dude that putt jizz in somebody's water. PUKE x 1,000,000.

ON a side note....Anybody heard of this? It's DEE-LISH. The one I had came in individual packets (like a tea bag) and it had the creamer and sugar mixed in. Just add hot water and viola!!! Great coffee!

http://hawaiianbrew.net/i...tkona.aspx

DesireeNevermind said:

OMG!!!! You guys are too too sweet.... How could I have missed this thread.

Well....I been on an extended vacation for most of July and then working my butt off this month. For those that don't know...I went to the Hawaiian Islands. Nope...not to reminisce about Princey's nuptials or honeymoon, nor to stock up on Pineapple and coffee. Just to relax and lounge on beautiful beaches and rid myself of the stresses of work, bills, drama etc.

Did I behave myself you ask?

Well...sort of. Ok, NO! But my intentions were good I swear!

Did I eat lots of yummy food?

Well...if you call swine cooked in the ground, fried shell fish, fruity alcholic beverages and chocolate macadamia's yummy...then hell yeah! I got the extra 6-7 pounds to prove it. My ass still flat like a hub cap though. titties got bigger....of course.

Did I meet any cute boys?

See reply to question 1.

I know you don't wanna put your business out on front street so just . . .

I know . . . it makes 9 1/2 weeks look like an episode of Pee Wee Playhouse that's why I said . . .

DesireeNevermind said:

OMG!!!! You guys are too too sweet.... How could I have missed this thread.

Well....I been on an extended vacation for most of July and then working my butt off this month. For those that don't know...I went to the Hawaiian Islands. Nope...not to reminisce about Princey's nuptials or honeymoon, nor to stock up on Pineapple and coffee. Just to relax and lounge on beautiful beaches and rid myself of the stresses of work, bills, drama etc.

Did I behave myself you ask?

Well...sort of. Ok, NO! But my intentions were good I swear!

Did I eat lots of yummy food?

Well...if you call swine cooked in the ground, fried shell fish, fruity alcholic beverages and chocolate macadamia's yummy...then hell yeah! I got the extra 6-7 pounds to prove it. My ass still flat like a hub cap though. titties got bigger....of course.

Did I meet any cute boys?

See reply to question 1.

Oh really?

I will just say this....

I have a new found appreciation for Samoan menz.

DesireeNevermind said:

I will just say this....

I have a new found appreciation for Samoan menz.

Something tells me that there is a man in Hawaii saying" I have a newfound appreciation for LA women". Keeping in touch with anyone special ?

Deadflow3r said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I will just say this....

I have a new found appreciation for Samoan menz.

Something tells me that there is a man in Hawaii saying" I have a newfound appreciation for LA women". Keeping in touch with anyone special ?

Just two phone convos and a couple emails since I left. He's on FB but I 'm hardly on there and if/when I do start regulary posting...I don't want to start anything and have him try and claim me on there. Keeping my options open. Besides...I might not feel the same come next month. The tarot card lady told me a new relationship will start in October. I didn't even ask her about love.

DesireeNevermind said:

Deadflow3r said:

Something tells me that there is a man in Hawaii saying" I have a newfound appreciation for LA women". Keeping in touch with anyone special ?

Just two phone convos and a couple emails since I left. He's on FB but I 'm hardly on there and if/when I do start regulary posting...I don't want to start anything and have him try and claim me on there. Keeping my options open. Besides...I might not feel the same come next month. The tarot card lady told me a new relationship will start in October. I didn't even ask her about love.

Every palm reader or tarot carder reader or psychic knows that single ladies like to hear about love prospects, especially if they are over 30. October is less than a month and a half away so you won't have to wait that long to see if her predictions come true.

DesireeNevermind said:

I will just say this....

I have a new found appreciation for Samoan menz.

tell us how you found this appreciation...

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I will just say this....

I have a new found appreciation for Samoan menz.

tell us how you found this appreciation...

It's on the tip of her tongue.

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

tell us how you found this appreciation...

It's on the tip of her tongue.

or the back of her throat....

ooh, did I just say that?

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

It's on the tip of her tongue.

or the back of her throat....

ooh, did I just say that?

OOOOOOOOOOOO! I sure as hell didn't.

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

or the back of her throat....

ooh, did I just say that?

OOOOOOOOOOOO! I sure as hell didn't.

you said it in spirit

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

OOOOOOOOOOOO! I sure as hell didn't.

you said it in spirit

OH HELL NO. You can't pin shit on me in spirit. What kind of bs is this??

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

you said it in spirit

OH HELL NO. You can't pin shit on me in spirit. What kind of bs is this??

YES I CAN

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

you said it in spirit

OH HELL NO. You can't pin shit on me in spirit. What kind of bs is this??

Can you imagine someone using that in court "he did it , or said it, in spirit".

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

OH HELL NO. You can't pin shit on me in spirit. What kind of bs is this??

Can you imagine someone using that in court "he did it , or said it, in spirit".

bboy would.

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

Can you imagine someone using that in court "he did it , or said it, in spirit".

bboy would.

Oh, to be 21 again .

Deadflow3r said:

johnart said:

bboy would.

Oh, to be 21 again .

johnart said:

Deadflow3r said:

Can you imagine someone using that in court "he did it , or said it, in spirit".

bboy would.

your honor.....THIS BITCH over here in the suit/hot pants combo said it in spirit.....the defense rests

I'd win

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

bboy would.

your honor.....THIS BITCH over here in the suit/hot pants combo said it in spirit.....the defense rests

I'd win

What the hell is a suit/ hot pants combo? Is that like business on top, party on the bottom:lol: ? Sort of like going to court with a lawyer with a mullet and a pony tail. OH HELL NOOOOOO

Deadflow3r said:

bboy87 said:

your honor.....THIS BITCH over here in the suit/hot pants combo said it in spirit.....the defense rests

I'd win

What the hell is a suit/ hot pants combo? Is that like business on top, party on the bottom:lol: ? Sort of like going to court with a lawyer with a mullet and a pony tail. OH HELL NOOOOOO

Oh, the visual

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

It's on the tip of her tongue.

or the back of her throat....

ooh, did I just say that?

See that?? I knew I shoulda kept my mouth shut!

Dayum!!! I can't say nothin' right up in this bitch!

Okay, what I meant was....I should have refrained from speaking of my recent Hawaiin sexual liaison.

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

or the back of her throat....

ooh, did I just say that?

See that?? I knew I shoulda kept my mouth shut!

Dayum!!! I can't say nothin' right up in this bitch!

Okay, what I meant was....I should have refrained from speaking of my recent Hawaiin sexual liaison.

No, tell us!

sits indian style in front of Desiree with a bowl of kettle corn

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

See that?? I knew I shoulda kept my mouth shut!

Dayum!!! I can't say nothin' right up in this bitch!

Okay, what I meant was....I should have refrained from speaking of my recent Hawaiin sexual liaison.

No, tell us!

sits indian style in front of Desiree with a bowl of kettle corn

Oh dayum you had to bring out the kettle corn??? I done told you that's my weakness! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!!

well he's a biggun and fine and got them maori tats i like and has long hair that he pony tails up with the rubberbands down the tail. It sounds all kinds of hood but it's really nice and clean. Smooth dark tan skin looking like some coffe Haagan Das Ice Cream and shit. Strong arms to crush ya ribs but not quite. Packin' that heavy artillery in his pants. Who knew Samoans were well endowed? Mofo had me screamin' like Prince on Do Me Baby. Now you know that aint right!

Vacations!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

No, tell us!

sits indian style in front of Desiree with a bowl of kettle corn

Oh dayum you had to bring out the kettle corn??? I done told you that's my weakness! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!!

well he's a biggun and fine and got them maori tats i like and has long hair that he pony tails up with the rubberbands down the tail. It sounds all kinds of hood but it's really nice and clean. Smooth dark tan skin looking like some coffe Haagan Das Ice Cream and shit. Strong arms to crush ya ribs but not quite. Packin' that heavy artillery in his pants. Who knew Samoans were well endowed? Mofo had me screamin' like Prince on Do Me Baby. Now you know that aint right!

Vacations!!!

well damn!

Welcome Back girl

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

No, tell us!

sits indian style in front of Desiree with a bowl of kettle corn

Oh dayum you had to bring out the kettle corn??? I done told you that's my weakness! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!!

well he's a biggun and fine and got them maori tats i like and has long hair that he pony tails up with the rubberbands down the tail. It sounds all kinds of hood but it's really nice and clean. Smooth dark tan skin looking like some coffe Haagan Das Ice Cream and shit. Strong arms to crush ya ribs but not quite. Packin' that heavy artillery in his pants. Who knew Samoans were well endowed? Mofo had me screamin' like Prince on Do Me Baby. Now you know that aint right!

Vacations!!!

They do have a lot of Africanus Dickitus in their lineage. How you think they managed to take over the NFL???

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Oh dayum you had to bring out the kettle corn??? I done told you that's my weakness! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!!

well he's a biggun and fine and got them maori tats i like and has long hair that he pony tails up with the rubberbands down the tail. It sounds all kinds of hood but it's really nice and clean. Smooth dark tan skin looking like some coffe Haagan Das Ice Cream and shit. Strong arms to crush ya ribs but not quite. Packin' that heavy artillery in his pants. Who knew Samoans were well endowed? Mofo had me screamin' like Prince on Do Me Baby. Now you know that aint right!

Vacations!!!

They do have a lot of Africanus Dickitus in their lineage. How you think they managed to take over the NFL???

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

No, tell us!

sits indian style in front of Desiree with a bowl of kettle corn

Oh dayum you had to bring out the kettle corn??? I done told you that's my weakness! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!!

well he's a biggun and fine and got them maori tats i like and has long hair that he pony tails up with the rubberbands down the tail. It sounds all kinds of hood but it's really nice and clean. Smooth dark tan skin looking like some coffe Haagan Das Ice Cream and shit. Strong arms to crush ya ribs but not quite. Packin' that heavy artillery in his pants. Who knew Samoans were well endowed? Mofo had me screamin' like Prince on Do Me Baby. Now you know that aint right!

Vacations!!!

Damn, I need a vacation. A real long hard vacation...bad!