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There Were These Three Guys They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired.
They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep.
Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere,
and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.
He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board,
and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird sh*ts on his head, and he yells "Oh Sh*t!" | |
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*groan*
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Har de har...
Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before ![]() ![]() | |
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-sigh- ![]() ![]() I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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