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Reply #240 posted 01/28/03 5:51am

LaVisHh

Cloudbuster said:

My penis is shaped like a corkscrew, and I am stuck in a watermelon, somebody help me. cry


If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...CUT A HOLE IN THE WATERMELON FIRST!

Some people. rolleyes
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Reply #241 posted 01/28/03 5:52am

Cloudbuster

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EllisDee said:

I have two daddys



lol
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Reply #242 posted 01/28/03 5:52am

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MrBliss said:

i went to a restaurant the other day and ordered the soup of the day. oddly enough, it tasted like vomited possum.




duck



ill
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Reply #243 posted 01/28/03 5:53am

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Cloudbuster said:

I have two daddys who fight over who gets to sleep with me at night



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Reply #244 posted 01/28/03 5:53am

LaVisHh
omfg

It lives.
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Reply #245 posted 01/28/03 5:54am

stepinrazor

Haystack said:

stepinrazor said:

and all y'all who cuss mr bliss

u may have the pleasure

to get personal and aquainted with

my Mother.


booty!



u can do this too

my butt is way finer than my mama

so have fun mf

lol
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Reply #246 posted 01/28/03 5:54am

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LaVisHh said:

I have big labia



nod
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Reply #247 posted 01/28/03 5:55am

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LaVisHh said:

omfg

It lives inside my ass.



omg

what is it..?
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Reply #248 posted 01/28/03 5:56am

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EllisDee said:

I'm a twat



Very true.
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Reply #249 posted 01/28/03 5:57am

MrBliss

EllisDee said:

music nothin' you can say could take me away from my guy




omg




duck
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Reply #250 posted 01/28/03 5:57am

LaVisHh

Cloudbuster said:

I have big butthole, and have to use a soccer ball to keep the shit inside.


ill
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Reply #251 posted 01/28/03 5:59am

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LaVisHh said:

My mum still bathes me, does yours?


No.
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Reply #252 posted 01/28/03 5:59am

LaVisHh

EllisDee said:

My peehole has tape-worms living in it, makes the ladies happy when they peek out and tickle the ladies.



barf
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Reply #253 posted 01/28/03 6:00am

LaVisHh
no no no!

Such nastiness. razz
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Reply #254 posted 01/28/03 6:01am

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LaVisHh said:

I smoke my uncle's used toilet paper




barf
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Reply #255 posted 01/28/03 6:02am

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Cloudbuster said:

I have 2 twats.



Do they play with each other?
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Reply #256 posted 01/28/03 6:03am

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MrBliss said:

music my heart will go ooon




duck



barf
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Reply #257 posted 01/28/03 6:03am

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EllisDee said:

My vagina smells



ill
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Reply #258 posted 01/28/03 6:06am

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LaVisHh said:

I like to go to the "all you can eat" chinese restaurant and lay on the buffet table with my legs open, hoping that someone will mistake my gaping twat for the lo mein.



if it looks like lo mein down there, i would seriously have that checked out by a doctor...
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Reply #259 posted 01/28/03 6:07am

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EllisDee said

Cloudbuster, i want your ass




stfu
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Reply #260 posted 01/28/03 6:07am

MrBliss

Cloudbuster said:

the last person i slept with had 2 assholes...and i'm one of them





duck
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Reply #261 posted 01/28/03 6:09am

EllisDee

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Cloudbuster said:

My day uses my tongue to wipe his ass after he shits. He tells me that it's like licking the mixing bowl when we make chocolate pudding.



whofarted


hammer people call it edit...
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Reply #262 posted 01/28/03 6:09am

LaVisHh

EllisDee said:

I like to go to the "all you can eat" chinese restaurant and lay on the buffet table with my ass-cheeks open, hoping that someone will mistake my gaping hole for a tossed salad.



disbelief
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Reply #263 posted 01/28/03 6:10am

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:LOL:

LMAO...

grr... must go to work... evil
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Reply #264 posted 01/28/03 6:10am

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EllisDee said:

I carn't spel



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Reply #265 posted 01/28/03 6:11am

LaVisHh

Cloudbuster said:

I smoke dried cow pies.




barf

Ewww... ill
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Reply #266 posted 01/28/03 6:12am

Cloudbuster

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MrBliss said:

I like boys



I'd keep that to yourself, sir.
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Reply #267 posted 01/28/03 6:13am

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LaVisHh said:

I wear nappies



omg
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Reply #268 posted 01/28/03 6:15am

LaVisHh

Cloudbuster said:

I have studied for 17 years to become a comedian.


Got a couple more?

razz
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Reply #269 posted 01/28/03 6:17am

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LaVisHh said:

I piss in my own mouth



omfg
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