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PrintableHaystack said:
i KNOW i'm supposed to be attracted to members of my own species, but i penguins are so...very, very hot. is it really so bad to sneak into the zoo at night to have unprotected sex with penguins?
Haystack dear, this will only lead to a police record and unmentionable complications in the genital region. lay off the penguins and stick with your dog. after all, she's been faithful to YOU all these long years | |
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Haystack said: I blow ponies
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LaVisHh said: i want to make love to bliss with a passion uncontested
gee LaV  ..you could have orgnoted me
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MrBliss said: i want to feel those full red lips wrapped around my shaft...you're such a bombshell, if I ever get ya, ever get ya, there's no tellin how long I'd last...before I tick, tick, bang...all over you...
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Cloudbuster said: I've been fucked in all 3 holes. Now they're just too wide. should I start using my nostrils
If you do, use one at a time, you don't want to suffocate. _______________________________
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MissCute said: Cloudbuster said: I've been fucked in all 3 holes. Now they're just too wide. should I start using my nostrils
If you do, use one at a time, you don't want to suffocate. Good idea, MissCute, did you read how he uses a soccer ball to keep his asshole sealed?  | |
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LaVisHh said: MissCute said: Cloudbuster said: I've been fucked in all 3 holes. Now they're just too wide. should I start using my nostrils
If you do, use one at a time, you don't want to suffocate. Good idea, MissCute, did you read how he uses a soccer ball to keep his asshole sealed? We have a lot to learn from him  | |
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Heavenly said: I have sex with trolls. My avatar is a picture of my firstborn son.
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LaVisHh said: Heavenly said: I have sex with trolls. My avatar is a picture of my firstborn son.
Can I get in on that action?  ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said: I have sex with trolls. My avatar is a picture of me before the sex change operation.
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Heavenly said:  My leeeps are seeeled and my tongue eees saved for LaVeeesHh!Say what? :O _______________________________
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wkb said: i hate it when your ex says she'll be over in 5 minutes for some hot sex...and you've just finished jerking off
takes you a while to regroup does it buddy? | |
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MissCute said: Heavenly said: My leeeps are seeeled and my tongue eees saved for LaVeeesHh!Say what? :O | |
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Heavenly said: Get it right dammit!
 I have sex with trolls. My avatar is a picture of me before the sex change operation.:O | |
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MrBliss said: wkb said: i hate it when your ex says she'll be over in 5 minutes for some hot sex...and you've just finished jerking off
I can be over in four  ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said: I use diapers because my pussy is so wet
I hear Pampers are the best kind | |
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Heavenly said: I use a bedpan, because I think of you, and it ALL comes out...
I hope you empty it out and disinfect it after every use.  | |
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LaVisHh said: Heavenly said: I use a bedpan, because I think of you, and it ALL comes out...
I hope you empty it out and disinfect it after every use. He does. I cought him once while he was washing it. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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ben said:  You ran out of orgnotes! | |
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MissCute said: LaVisHh said: Heavenly said: I use a bedpan, because I think of you, and it ALL comes out...
I hope you empty it out and disinfect it after every use. He does. I cought him once while he was washing it. 
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LaVisHh said: I use the joystick to practice until you come visit me.
well don't use the buttons, cuz I'm not that accessorized. | |
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Heavenly said: I tried using the middle of the toilet paper roll, but my dick got stuck and I couldn't get it out for 7 days.
TMI . [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 18:20:43 PST 2003 by LaVisHh] | |
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LaVisHh said: Heavenly said: I tried using the middle of the toilet paper roll, but my dick got stuck and I couldn't get it out for 7 days.
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MissCute said: LaVisHh said: I tried using the middle of the toilet paper roll, but I couldn't feel anything. Then, when i went to fish it out, I couldn't find it. It was up there for 7 days.
Co-sign maybe you ladies should take it over to the "Loose!" thread in the Prince Forum...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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BarryManilow said: "You know I can't smile, without you... can't smile, without you... can't laugh, and I can't sing... finding it hard, to do anything..."
Real sorry about that Baz... | |
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Therapy said: Does anybody else find the undead sexy? | |
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Haystack said: I shit for Jesus
And what is your point? | |
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Cloudbuster said: i made a paper aeroplane the other day...i was in the park when i tested it out...it was flying beautifully until all of a sudden a pigeon came along and tried to fuck it
 i never new birdlife were so open sexually
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MrBliss said: I want to tell my parents that I'm gay but i fear they may reject me. What should I do?
A common problem. I encourage you to tell them, tho. And if they respond badly you should just laugh and tell them you were joking and that you're actually a paedophile instead. They will probably embrace you like never before. [This message was edited Thu Jan 30 4:42:22 PST 2003 by Cloudbuster] | |
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