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PrintableTherapy said: LaVisHh said: Lets see...so far, I've had saggy boobs to my waist, massive labia and breasts that grow out of my back.
 I bet you all didn't know that I have buttocks that look like sacks of fighting puppies, too.I didn't know that actually Lav. Thanx for sharing friend  
 
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LaVisHh said: I'm a freak, do you want to see my two headed cock?
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LaVisHh said: All these things that have been written about me...
You know I was making them all up. Really, I have buttocks up to my shoulder blades, one pair of pert breasts and adequate labia, thanks.I'm so glad you said so Lav, I really didn't think any of what you said before was true and I realised that although you were probably playing around, you'd crossed your own line a few times there...  | |
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Haystack said: Wow man, I'm 33 now...
 Congratulations!! Have a good night out? | |
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Therapy said: I'm always itching and burning, but this morning it was accompanied by this strange orange goo that smells like turpentine. Is that normal?
 [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 4:29:13 PST 2003 by EllisDee]  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Haystack said: Snip... stain removed. Ian
It was still a very pretty mess, don't you think? | |
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Haystack said: People call me Dude
i wish we had some lube i wish there was mo' crack or wine i wish there were mo' bulls Don't kiss the beast, be superior at least. [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 4:43:20 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: Can someone check my ass, there's something wedged in there.
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Therapy said: Haystack said: Wow man, I'm 33 now...
Congratulations Fuckwit!! Have a good night out? (Like I care) Yes I did, thanks very much for asking. I visited lots of pubs and drank lots and lots of Port - quite possibly my favourite drink ever. At one point in the evening me and my friends were stood on top of a hill in the wind and rain slagging off just about everyone that we knew. What a great night. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Aerogram said: Can someone check my ass, there's something wedged in there.
Git yo head out. | |
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Aerogram said: ...but ultimately I finally managed to kill him and hide his body in the cellar.
You be careful that the smell doesn't give away the corpse's location. | |
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Haystack said: This funny shit smell follows me around everywhere, does anyone know what it could be? | |
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Therapy said: All these things that have been written about me...
I have buttocks up to my shoulder blades, one pair of pert breasts and adequate labia, thanks.Since you are sharing...I have an average butt, 36C breasts with thick nipples, and a labia that extend out enough to taunt. Anyone else like to share? | |
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LaVisHh said: I have a real low voice. Do you think it would be better suited if I had The Op?
Absolutely.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: I have the opposite problem LaV, I've been trying for years to sound like a woman. I tie my nuts up every morning with some yarn, it works great! My voice is high, and my bulge looks huge,
I still don't know how to get my dick to stay up in my ass, it just seems 3 inches too short. May I suggest tying a bowling ball to it? | |
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LaVisHh said: Everytime I breathe out I fart.
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Cloudbuster said: Everytime I open my mouth, nothing but shit comes out.
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LaVisHh said: If you could leave your shit in a little bag just outside your front door, I'll be around to collect it later. Thanks again, Lav. xx
What an apt name you have, Lav! | |
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Cloudbuster said: LaVisHh said: If you could leave your shit in a little bag just outside your front door, I'll be around to collect it later. Thanks again, Lav. xx
What an apt name you have, Lav!
I am great, aren't I?  | |
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You sure are, Girl. | |
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Cloudbuster said: You sure are, Girl.
As are you. | |
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WhitneyHouston said: My name is not Susan
Who was it who said this, Whitney? I'll fucking go around there and kill them for you. | |
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Haystack said: I pimp mentalists
What do you mean? | |
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Cloudbuster said: I like to wear catshit as a hat
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Cloudbuster said: ...And after the 14th one, I realised that there was no way that I could fuck any more horses... | |
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Natsume said: I like catshit
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Haystack said:  Didn't we almost have it all  | |
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Cloudbuster said: I stamp on live snails
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Therapy said: I like getting planks of wood with rusty nails through one end and smacking small children round the backs of their legs with them
I've got a phone number you should ring. | |
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Haystack said: Aerogram...
I'm sorry I've been a fool. I take it all back. All is forgiven. | |
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