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the last thing you bought from an adult/ romance shop...NSFW i dont know about you all but i like to take my occasional late night rondevue with the hubby out to our adult store here called taboo.. they have everything from sexy nighties , toys, to body care to bring out the sences, to little love gags , and your naughty preference in movies...
so since we are in need of a interesting thread...
A. tell me when was the last you went self shopping? went in that store bought something interesting to get your freak on
b. what did you buy? come on you can say... it not like we all have never been to a sex toy party right? or that there hasnt been numerous threads showing sex toy, love games ect..
last time i went to taboo was like 2 months ago and i bought a couples game called battle of the sexes.. by the way check that game out its fucking histerical!! and i bought some kama sutra strawberries and champaign massage oil ( by the way the product line is magical) i was gonna buy nipple clamps but decided against it ( <--- lmfao Im so joking)
anyway if thread isnt to personal tell me about your last shopping spree...
insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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does it have to be an adult store?....cause at the local supermarket, i bought a cucumber...... | |
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insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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These are the most wonderful massage mitts
We are on our 3rd pair ( in 20+ yrs ) and I buy them as gifts for anyone I think would enjoy them
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oooo those look nice can you use them with scented oils? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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My dog would be sooo happy!...it's not a dog groomer is it? | |
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I use them with massage oils/lotions and just wash with warm water and soap | |
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No these are not like the pet grooming mitts I have ...these are super soft ~ not stiff for pet hair grooming | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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What do you mean... bigger packages... Count or size... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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A dildo and one of the cheaper fake vagina thingies. I was the lucky one chosen to pick them up for a dual bachelor/bachelorette party (which is to say EVERYBODY ELSE WAS ACTIN' LIKE A BUNCH OF CHURCH GOIN' PRUDES!!! - and they ain't!).
Turned into quite an entertaining trip because I had no idea about abundance of styles regarding those fake vagina thingies. So I go in there and the first kind I ran into was like, $250! So I'm calling people on the phone from the shop, like, "Yo, WTF?! This pussy thingie costs like, $250, but I got this dick that only cost $30?" While I'm having this conversation a woman SHOPPING at the place grabs my arm, points, and says, "Excuse me, they have cheaper ones over there". "Thanks."
So, thankfully, they did have less expensive choices. Totally different thing than what I was looking at before, actually. But I start going through them and every single one of them was a weird color AND had a vibrator at the base. So at this point, I've been walking around with a dick in my hand for like, twenty minutes, and I'm starting to get a little frustrated. So I just grabbed the one that had the price closest to the amount I had to spend, walked up to the counter and started asking questions.
"Why is this thing blue instead of flesh colored?" "Why does it have a vibrator?... because, like, it is for a GUY!, right?" "Do you have any WITHOUT a vibrator or in flesh tones?" .... "OK... do you have any without a vibrator in flesh tones that DON'T cost $250!?" And I was laughing, along with the guys behind the counter and the couple who was shopping in the store at the same time (the girl who previously directed me to the appropriate fake vaginas). I just decided enough was enough, bought what I had at the counter and laughed my ass all the way to my car and half the way home.
Best part though, the guy wasn't comfortable with the dildo I bought his girl so they got rid of the stuff right after the party.
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I got a mini vibe and a bullet. Mini vibe stopped working before the batteries wore out - the on/off switch being soft-touch = BAD. I won't ever buy one again unless it's a dial at the base, the simpler it is the less goes wrong
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Haven't gone in a while. When my bf and i were long distance, I had my passion party consultant on speed dial. Now, we live together, and have not gone to one of them stores together.
He's a little conservative. If I ask to do something extra, he gets hurt. Like is what he's doing not good enough. Hells yeah it is, but damn, let's have a little more fun. So no, haven't been in about three years. | |
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i've never been in one of those shops before, the ones i see always have some freaky looking old men sitting in-front.
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i love massage, those look nice. | |
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Come on ova ~ i'll give you one
I giving massages
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Two weekends ago...
Bullet Vibrator & a new glass dildo (love those things) Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Moni!!!! | |
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has anyone tried the Belladonna Banger? | |
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I know..shocking right? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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what is it? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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Nope..have you? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I nearly bought it online once, but then I saw one for real at Sexy Land
OUCH!!!!!!! | |
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That big??? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging. | |
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Just reading that makes me go OUCH!
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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