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He looks like the day of a show.

He hasn't eaten and he's all oiled up for the competition.

I had a friend who would look like that when she was competing.

Please what is this

I hope that is tanning lotion!

Is it me or does it seem like even if you wiped all that shit off his face would still not be right?

If it's the day of a show, it's a bronzing oil that actually heats the muscles and makes them look more pronounced on stage.

It has the most pungent odor! Everyone uses it, so those shows smell so foul!

what in theee hell?!

he makes her look relatively normal

chocolate1 said:

If it's the day of a show, it's a bronzing oil that actually heats the muscles and makes them look more pronounced on stage.

It has the most pungent odor! Everyone uses it, so those shows smell so foul!

he forgot to oil his forehead.

johnart said:

Is it me or does it seem like even if you wiped all that shit off his face would still not be right?

his expression is that of a muppet

NDRU said:

johnart said:

Is it me or does it seem like even if you wiped all that shit off his face would still not be right?

his expression is that of a muppet

I was trying, guys!

NDRU said:

johnart said:

Is it me or does it seem like even if you wiped all that shit off his face would still not be right?

his expression is that of a muppet

chocolate1 said:

A few days before a show, they go on this crazy-ass diet to look as lean as possible. It makes their faces look sucked in.

The best part was going out to eat after a show- the whole table would be filled with plates. We'd go to the diner and they'd have breakfast, steaks, pasta... you name it.

The gaunt look usually goes away in a day or two.

**I'm just speaking from what I know based on my friend and her husband.

minneapolisgenius said:

chocolate1 said:

He looks like the day of a show.

He hasn't eaten and he's all oiled up for the competition.

I had a friend who would look like that when she was competing.

Yes, but why does he look like Skeletor?

And Trap-Jaw

chocolate1 said:

A few days before a show, they go on this crazy-ass diet to look as lean as possible. It makes their faces look sucked in.

The best part was going out to eat after a show- the whole table would be filled with plates. We'd go to the diner and they'd have breakfast, steaks, pasta... you name it.

The gaunt look usually goes away in a day or two.

**I'm just speaking from what I know based on my friend and her husband.

yeah, I know they eat weird to look ripped for competition, but this guy looks like he savagely murdered & ate a container of tanning cream and the blood is still dripping down his chin & neck

NDRU said:

chocolate1 said:

A few days before a show, they go on this crazy-ass diet to look as lean as possible. It makes their faces look sucked in.

The best part was going out to eat after a show- the whole table would be filled with plates. We'd go to the diner and they'd have breakfast, steaks, pasta... you name it.

The gaunt look usually goes away in a day or two.

**I'm just speaking from what I know based on my friend and her husband.

yeah, I know they eat weird to look ripped for competition, but this guy looks like he savagely murdered & ate a container of tanning cream and the blood is still dripping down his chin & neck

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Sweet Jebus everyone here is going to hell.

johnart said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Sweet Jebus everyone here is going to hell.

dude looks like he's been burning there for quite a while already

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johnart said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Sweet Jebus everyone here is going to hell.

Well, MY handbasket is full! You'll have to get your own ride!

johnart said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Sweet Jebus everyone here is going to hell.

LMAO!!!!!! oh my goodness.

My first reaction was he looks charred...

To me, it looks like the guy's been huffing gold paint.

he passed out in the tanning booth

ZombieKitten said:

he passed out in the tanning booth

He's smiling through the pain

It's photoshopping. And I'm just going to keep telling myself that because the alternatives are too difficult to comprehend.

Cerebus said:

It's photoshopping. And I'm just going to keep telling myself that because the alternatives are too difficult to comprehend.

That would be two people on steroids, is what that would be.

Genesia said:

That would be two people on steroids, is what that would be.

Oh, definitely.

My first reaction was

then i guess it's Weight Lifting Ken and Barbie