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I have no words. Where do you begin?

How do I sign up? All the crab meat I can eat????? Shiiiiiittttt!

x a million.

can i borrow some gas money???...

myfavorite said:

can i borrow some gas money???...

Can you JO?!

There is no limit to fetish

Poiple said:

How do I sign up? All the crab meat I can eat????? Shiiiiiittttt!

Just imitation crab meat. Still tasty though...I like the taste of surimi.

But hey, depending on the amount of fake crab meat he´s offering, I´d seriously consider it.

No touching though. Just playing the monster and destroying stuff.

I´d do anything for imitation crab meat. It´s not as bad as they say.

I like it with Miracle Whip.

wtf?

"WTF" doesn't even begin to describe this.

RodeoSchro said:

"WTF" doesn't even begin to describe this.

Ummm... is jo, uhh... jack off?! He wants somebody to come over and jack of WITH HIM... in his train room?! :disgusted: I don't even have anything funny to say about this... no words. Just shows that the variety of life is never-ending. Hope he finds somebody to fulfill his fantasy.

it's a wind-up, folks.

whistle said:

it's a wind-up, folks.

A wind up train?

Dude. You call that weird? That wouldn't even make efukt.com.

KoolEaze said:

Poiple said:

How do I sign up? All the crab meat I can eat????? Shiiiiiittttt!

Just imitation crab meat. Still tasty though...I like the taste of surimi.

But hey, depending on the amount of fake crab meat he´s offering, I´d seriously consider it.

No touching though. Just playing the monster and destroying stuff.

I´d do anything for imitation crab meat. It´s not as bad as they say.

I like it with Miracle Whip.

I thought I was the only one who like imitation crab meat with Miracle Whip!

I take mine on whole wheat.

JO people. JO. You would do that for imitation crab meat? Not me. I'd need at least five hundred, in cash.

omg

Well here's something you don't see everyday.

DrRockdapuss said:

Dude. You call that weird? That wouldn't even make efukt.com.

Dude. You call that a cover of Darling Nikki?

lol looks like he has had some sort of suction device over his tits

the train set is cool... belongs to his son

Yep run away mental case right there...

Xibalba said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Dude. You call that weird? That wouldn't even make efukt.com.

Dude. You call that a cover of Darling Nikki?

Oh, my fault. Sarcasm is hard to convey sometimes. Nice to see you feel such personal ownership of this story.

So not gettin into e-beef on here. Prince is vegan, foo.

I wonder if this is the same guy who wanted to J.O. into a tornado with someone.

Actually, I think it is.

dear lord I have now seen it all come and take me

ZombieKitten said:

dear lord I have now seen it all come and take me

I love how at the end he's all "are you man enough"

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

dear lord I have now seen it all come and take me

I love how at the end he's all "are you man enough"

I know I'm not man enough to stand in the face of a twister, hair on my stomach or not!

What the hell is 'imitation crab meat'?

And while I'm thinking about it, what the fuck is 'mock chicken'?

JustErin said:

What the hell is 'imitation crab meat'?

And while I'm thinking about it, what the fuck is 'mock chicken'?

over there on the other side of the pacific, do you also have seafood extender?

or IS that imitation crab meat

(ha! googled - same thing!!)

JustErin said:

What the hell is 'imitation crab meat'?

And while I'm thinking about it, what the fuck is 'mock chicken'?

"... mock, mock.... mock, mock, MOOOOCk...... "

Don't know why. Just cracked me up.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

What the hell is 'imitation crab meat'?

And while I'm thinking about it, what the fuck is 'mock chicken'?

over there on the other side of the pacific, do you also have seafood extender?

or IS that imitation crab meat

(ha! googled - same thing!!)

what is seafood extender?