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Serious Women's Health Matter!! MUST read! Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the world? Do you suffer from shyness or awkwardness in some situations? Do you feel tired and overworked? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop suffering and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: - The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. - The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.. - The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. - The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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the lines about whispering and spitting | |
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The table dancing caught my attention | |
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I concur that this is sound medical advice
As a matter of fact, I will be increasing my Margarita dosage this weekend and perhaps adding on a Martini prescription as well!!! "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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The only serious health issue women have is that big gash between their legs. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I had a dose last night. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Perfect thread to start off a Friday with | |
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so... does all this apply to us mens or are the side effects different??
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Love it!!!!!! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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It has been sooooo long since I had a margarita last, that needs to be remedied! | |
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RenHoek said: so... does all this apply to us mens or are the side effects different??
Hmmmm!! Perhaps! | |
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ZombieKitten said: It has been sooooo long since I had a margarita last, that needs to be remedied! I would just make sure that u don't use your vibrator that your dog chewed up! | |
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that wasn't me, but I sympathised! I keep my stuff well away from animals
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ZombieKitten said:
that wasn't me, but I sympathised! I keep my stuff well away from animals
Those things are important!  | |
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when i drink too much i always kiss strangers..... that should be on the list | |
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like who?!?!?!?!? | |
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That was only coffee.... no margaritas | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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I should hope so!! 
LOL! I was like...NO, NO, NO, NO to all the questions. I wish I liked margaritas. "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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oh well...there's plenty of other stuff to drinkShorty said: LOL! I was like...NO, NO, NO, NO to all the questions. I wish I liked margaritas. Oh yes, my friend! Plenty! Just don't whisper while u drink! | |
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