anyway, what I do behind closed doors is none of your business this thread is about how YOU are slutty, orgers!!! I want YOUR slut stories! and yes if that implies I think you are all sluts, then so be it

tinaz said:

TonyVanDam said:

Why do you want to be a slut? Don't you know that sluts don't get any respect?

She wants to be a slut for her man... Nothing wrong with that!

Well now, that's a different story. OK, carry on.

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

Why do you want to be a slut? Don't you know that sluts don't get any respect?

Of course they get respect.

And how do you know? Neither mind for your boyfriend/husband, do you like to dress slutty for yourself?

MacDaddy said:

TonyVanDam said:

Why do you want to be a slut? Don't you know that sluts don't get any respect?

How would you prefer your girl friend to behave in bed then?

In a cotton night gown, only top button undone, shiny combed hair and ready go completely missioniary on you?

I like a woman to be sexy in bed without question. I just would prefer she wasn't slutty when she is with me in public.

ZombieKitten said:

anyway, what I do behind closed doors is none of your business this thread is about how YOU are slutty, orgers!!! I want YOUR slut stories! and yes if that implies I think you are all sluts, then so be it

I can't give you good advice on how to be slutty because I'm not a slut and NEVER have been a slut. I'm a gentleman.

But I can tell you from life experience that THE best looking sluts that I've seen definitely use pretty of make-up, wear very short outfits, and pretty much have an (bad?) attitude to match.

Sorry if THIS^ doesn't help much.

ZombieKitten said:

Time to pull out the annual thread.

Handy hints welcome!

You could be one of those suburban wife call girls . . .

Loving and devoted wife and mother by day, (Olivia) "Lost And Turned Out" by night.

I am shocked as hell that johnart hasn't run naked through this thread screaming, "Anal! Aaaaaaaanal!"

Did that sound slutty?

TonyVanDam said:

JustErin said:

Of course they get respect.

And how do you know? Neither mind for your boyfriend/husband, do you like to dress slutty for yourself?

Who said anything about dressing slutty?

sometimes i wank with both hands when i'm feeling tarty.

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

And how do you know? Neither mind for your boyfriend/husband, do you like to dress slutty for yourself?

Who said anything about dressing slutty?

exactly!

TonyVanDam said:

ZombieKitten said:

anyway, what I do behind closed doors is none of your business this thread is about how YOU are slutty, orgers!!! I want YOUR slut stories! and yes if that implies I think you are all sluts, then so be it

I can't give you good advice on how to be slutty because I'm not a slut and NEVER have been a slut. I'm a gentleman.

But I can tell you from life experience that THE best looking sluts that I've seen definitely use pretty of make-up, wear very short outfits, and pretty much have an (bad?) attitude to match.

Sorry if THIS^ doesn't help much.

tell me more about this "bad attitude"

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

And how do you know? Neither mind for your boyfriend/husband, do you like to dress slutty for yourself?

Who said anything about dressing slutty?

Well now, doesn't a woman have to look slutty to be slutty?

ZombieKitten said:

TonyVanDam said:

I can't give you good advice on how to be slutty because I'm not a slut and NEVER have been a slut. I'm a gentleman.

But I can tell you from life experience that THE best looking sluts that I've seen definitely use pretty of make-up, wear very short outfits, and pretty much have an (bad?) attitude to match.

Sorry if THIS^ doesn't help much.

tell me more about this "bad attitude"

We're talking about a woman who dressed overly sexy and basically "turns her nose" at men that are looking at her so hard, despite the fact that she knows that the men knows that she is freaking slut.

TonyVanDam said:

JustErin said:

Who said anything about dressing slutty?

Well now, doesn't a woman have to look slutty to be slutty?

No.

This thread makes me laugh.

Oh, if you get a craving for dick bad enough, you'll know how to be a slut. Nobody will have to teach you.

But it's very easy for you because you're a woman. Hell, all you have to do is just walk up to a man on the street and say "I want some dick" and I guarantee you, many of them would give it to you. Or if you're uncomfortable approaching a man, then just walk down a crowded street full of men and say to yourself out loud "Damn, I could go for several dicks right now" and you'll have a whole pack of men coming up to you. We gay men don't have that luxury that you women have and don't use.

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I just watched Cool World and I think you could watch it for some tips. You also like cartoons. You could probably also watch it with your kids, or not.

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vainandy said:

Oh, if you get a craving for dick bad enough, you'll know how to be a slut. Nobody will have to teach you.

But it's very easy for you because you're a woman. Hell, all you have to do is just walk up to a man on the street and say "I want some dick" and I guarantee you, many of them would give it to you. Or if you're uncomfortable approaching a man, then just walk down a crowded street full of men and say to yourself out loud "Damn, I could go for several dicks right now" and you'll have a whole pack of men coming up to you. We gay men don't have that luxury that you women have and don't use.

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Not that it would ever matter to you - but I think I'm falling in love.

novabrkr said:

I just watched Cool World and I think you could watch it for some tips. You also like cartoons. You could probably also watch it with your kids, or not.

I do?

novabrkr said:

I'll watch it, but when kids aren't around, right?

To be honest, it's a terrible movie.

novabrkr said:

To be honest, it's a terrible movie.

novabrkr said:

To be honest, it's a terrible movie.

I've never even heard of it!