Time to pull out the annual thread.

Handy hints welcome!

Ummm.... errr..... In what way exactly do you mean, "slutty"?

Cerebus said:

Ummm.... errr..... In what way exactly do you mean, "slutty"?

in exactly the way you THINK

such filth!! anyway....here. i found this for you.

How to Become A Successful Slut 10 precious lessons from Paris Hilton	By Cristi Marculescu, Entertainment Editor 3rd of May 2006,
Now, as you all 'slut-wanna-be's well know being a slut is no easy job. Yet Paris Hilton manages to deal so well with her slutiness. Let's take a look at her ways and doings and take notes. For your head not to hurt from too much info, we have summed it up as it follows: Paris Hilton's 10 easy steps to slutiness Step 1: Dress less Anything that barely covers your body will do. If you just can't figure it out take some (no more than three!!!) handkerchiefs to a tailor and let him come up with a deux piece. Step 2: Lose the undies Real sluts never know who, when and where. It might happen. But once the underpants have gone, it WILL happen. Step 3: Get out of cars Once you've lost the undies, you should try to get out of as many cars as you can. And as often as possible. Step 4: Get yourself sex-taped This is a total must. Make sure your make-up is all right and try not to look at the camera all the time. Step 5: "Lose" the sex-tape Accidentally forget it somewhere, misplace it, or just throw it into the garbage can. Someone will find it and watch it. Just to make sure it doesn't go unnoticed, you might label it. Something not to obvious though. Instead of "sex-tape!!!" or "the two of us screwing each other's brains out", try something more alluring, like "nastyyy", "john and jane" or even better "important stuff". Step 6: Have 5 dates in less than a month. Make sure to show off all of them (one by one, of course) in public while wearing your Prada Chihuahua carrier. Make sure your doggy is inside the bag!!! Forgetting the dog at home might make people think you are a crack whore. Step 7: Get a fianc� Then lose the sucker! Dump him only after he gave you a very expensive ring. Keep the ring. Once reaching this step you are almost a slutty-slut. Step 8: Get another almost to be fianc� Make sure he is rich and a party animal. Then dump him. Say you have more important things to do in life than party your way to the grave and try to look serious while saying it. Step 9: Go away to promote your album Any respected slut MUST have some side-projects. Like TV shows and music albums. Step 10: Now, that you finally ARE a slut, try to cover other areas: � like creating a perfume. Promote it by going to different places. Very important reminder: make sure you step out of as many cars as possible without wearing underwear. Or, even better, star in a shitty horror movie. Make sure you get at least a sex scene and that you will get killed by the end of the movie. Cha-cha.

lose the undies OK!

and exactly WHY do you want to be more slutty?

CHIC0 said:

and exactly WHY do you want to be more slutty?

I could easily have used the original insult "I want to make myself less attractive. How do YOU do it?" but slutty is a good topic for the org

Take it up the butt and post pics?

hokie said:

Take it up the butt and post pics?

that worked for you????

hokie said:

Take it up the butt and post pics?

can you post yours?

Charlotte..... Yes.

Chico: No.

Uh, not that I have any of those sort of pics or videos....

OK... I'm postin' this because ZK told me to.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Ummm.... errr..... In what way exactly do you mean, "slutty"?

in exactly the way you THINK

Ehh, I don't know. Because I was gonna say go bar hopping several nights a week and sleep with a lot of guys. If you want to do a REALLY good job of it make sure the guys know your friends so they can talk about it behind your back.

I don't think it's fashion or makeup, or even being flirtatious, that makes you slutty. Beging sexually easy, often - yep, definitely. I've known women who dressed totally risque and flirted with everyone but never slept with ANYONE.

[Edited 7/27/10 19:05pm]

So you want to sleep with lots of men?

Or you want to look/act slutty for your husband?

Oh good. Erin took the question the same way I did.

I want to learn from YOUR EXAMPLES people, don't post unless you have been very slutty!!!

JustErin said:

So you want to sleep with lots of men?

Or you want to look/act slutty for your husband?

just give me all your sluttiest stories

ZombieKitten said:

Time to pull out the annual thread.

Handy hints welcome!

You said "pull out"

PunkMistress said:

ZombieKitten said:

Time to pull out the annual thread.

Handy hints welcome!

You said "pull out"

is pulling out slutty?

ZombieKitten said:

I want to learn from YOUR EXAMPLES people, don't post unless you have been very slutty!!!

whenever I wanna be really slutty, I post pics of my tits on the org...

thejason said:

ZombieKitten said:

I want to learn from YOUR EXAMPLES people, don't post unless you have been very slutty!!!

whenever I wanna be really slutty, I post pics of my tits on the org...

awesome, so that is a sure thing?

ZombieKitten said:

PunkMistress said:

You said "pull out"

is pulling out slutty?

It's not effective, I'll tell you that!

PunkMistress said:

ZombieKitten said:

is pulling out slutty?

It's not effective, I'll tell you that!

sounds a BIT slutty then

ZombieKitten said:

thejason said:

whenever I wanna be really slutty, I post pics of my tits on the org...

awesome, so that is a sure thing?

yep...give it a go...you wont regret it....

thejason said:

ZombieKitten said:

awesome, so that is a sure thing?

yep...give it a go...you wont regret it....

to be honest with you, it hasn't really worked for me in the past

I still felt like a complete after

ZombieKitten said:

thejason said:

yep...give it a go...you wont regret it....

to be honest with you, it hasn't really worked for me in the past

I still felt like a complete after

perhaps a video then...pics are so 2009

ZombieKitten said:

thejason said:

yep...give it a go...you wont regret it....

to be honest with you, it hasn't really worked for me in the past

I still felt like a complete after

Well then move on to the next logical body part.

Speaking of... nah... better yet, let's not.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

So you want to sleep with lots of men?

Or you want to look/act slutty for your husband?

just give me all your sluttiest stories

So you're saying I'm a slut?

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

just give me all your sluttiest stories

So you're saying I'm a slut?

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

So you're saying I'm a slut?

well, answer the woman.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

just give me all your sluttiest stories

So you're saying I'm a slut?

I think she's more so suggesting you're a slut instead of saying it outright...