This past weekend at the mall:

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taken from engrish.com

the anime/manga edition

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@ this thread

Went to do laundry the other day and a new business in the same parking lot has a big sign over their storefront that says,

Grand Opening

Second Store

I was like, Then I read the banner ON the storefront just feet away that said Second HAND Store. Ooooooh. Gotcha.

I didn't end up buying any hairs.

Betina is pissed.

I don't remember if I've posted this, but the International Market I shop at (2/3 Asian 1/3 Latino means International) there's this lady that does demo/tastings. I got some tofu seasonings from her.

She stands there yelling:

"Ninety Nine Cent SATADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

Sometimes it's Sunday.

johnart said:

Sometimes it's Sunday.

English is not many of us mother language, you know

Threats like this can hurt our fillings

I'm sure you mean jokes, insults and general hilarity like this. Because there are no threats in this thread.

johnart said:

"Ninety Nine Cent SATADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

PANDURITO said:

English is not many of us mother language, you know

Threats like this can hurt our fillings

this isnt necessarily Engrish...but a few years ago a Chinese buffet opened om town...it was called SUPER BUFFET...it closed a year or so later...later, it was re-opened and named OK BUFFET...it's closed again since then...I guess next time it opens it'll be called NOT WORTH A DAMN BUFFET...

thejason said:

this isnt necessarily Engrish...but a few years ago a Chinese buffet opened om town...it was called SUPER BUFFET...it closed a year or so later...later, it was re-opened and named OK BUFFET...it's closed again since then...I guess next time it opens it'll be called NOT WORTH A DAMN BUFFET...

or just SHIT BUFFET

ZombieKitten said:

thejason said:

this isnt necessarily Engrish...but a few years ago a Chinese buffet opened om town...it was called SUPER BUFFET...it closed a year or so later...later, it was re-opened and named OK BUFFET...it's closed again since then...I guess next time it opens it'll be called NOT WORTH A DAMN BUFFET...

or just SHIT BUFFET

such a shame....it went from Super to just OK....maybe they should ditch the adjectives and just call it Buffet...

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Jase, did they sell battered crap sticks at that buffet?

I want to try these:

ZombieKitten said:

Jase, did they sell battered crap sticks at that buffet?

I want to try these:

they had crap sticks, fried crap, grilled crap, crap drop soup, crap won tons, crap rolls...crap was their specialty...

PunkMistress said:

PANDURITO said:

English is not many of us mother language, you know

Threats like this can hurt our fillings

Doh! Totally missed fillings.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

"Ninety Nine Cent SATADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

OK I love you SOOOOOOOO much and I'm sure everyone is in on this joke, but I don't know who the fuck that dude is or why it's 99 Cent SATADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY/

Please explain Mama.

Not that it was directed at me...but it's Pootie Tang from the Chris Rock show back on HBO.

FauxReal said:

Not that it was directed at me...but it's Pootie Tang from the Chris Rock show back on HBO.

OK!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No problem.

Which I guess is loosely what Sa-Da-Tay translates to...but who really knows.