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JOKE OF THE DAY!!! In a school just outside of Oakland, California, a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Raiders fans too. Not really knowing what a Raider fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Raider's fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud San Francisco 49's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a 49er fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are 49er fans, so I'm a 49er fan too," Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Raider's Fan." I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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This is pretty sad!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: Right now, as you read this,
17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer lucky me, i say...and i bet half of them 17 million ketchupheads are gettin the clap or sumfin.  | |
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00769BAD said: In a school just outside of Oakland, California, a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Raiders fans too. Not really knowing what a Raider fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Raider's fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud San Francisco 49's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a 49er fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are 49er fans, so I'm a 49er fan too," Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Raider's Fan." Oh that's some fucked-up shit.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 00769BAD said: Right now, as you read this,
17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer lucky me, i say...and i bet half of them 17 million ketchupheads are gettin the clap or sumfin. 
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00769BAD said: This is pretty sad!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer  | |
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JOKE OF THE DAY DONE PROPER:
In a school just outside of Tampa Bay, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneer's Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Buccaneers fans too. Not really knowing what a Buccaneers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Buccaneers fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Raider's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Raider's fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are Raider's fans, so I'm a Raider's fan too," Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Buccaneer's Fan."[/quote] | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: JOKE OF THE DAY DONE PROPER:
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In a school just outside of Tampa Bay, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneer's Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Buccaneers fans too. Not really knowing what a Buccaneers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Buccaneers fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Raider's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Raider's fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are Raider's fans, so I'm a Raider's fan too," Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Buccaneer's Fan." Good job girl!  | |
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Paisley said: Muse2noPharaoh said: JOKE OF THE DAY DONE PROPER:
In a school just outside of Tampa Bay, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneer's Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Buccaneers fans too. Not really knowing what a Buccaneers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Buccaneers fan." says Timmy "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Raider's fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Raider's fan. "Well, my Mom and dad are Raider's fans, so I'm a Raider's fan too," Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Buccaneer's Fan." Good job girl! [/quote]
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