NDRU said:

BlackAdder7 said:

where exactly did this conversation take place, and how did you manage to remember it verbatim?

It was a conversation we had while we were watching The Joe Schmoe Show, which was a reality show where the whole thing was a setup. There was only one regular guy, and the rest of the contestants were actors (unbenownst to him), so they kept fucking with his mind. They had one game to find letters that had been drawn on a beautiful nude woman's body. But the woman was covered in chocolate sauce, so you had to lick her body to reveal the letters.

The problem was, this Joe Schmoe guy hated chocolate; it made him gag so he kept trying, saying "I want to do this!! Dammitt!!"

This woman I was with said that if she was in the same situation she would much prefer to have to lick a woman's body than a man's, but neither a strange man or a strange woman really appealed to her like it would to me (or to this guy who kept trying despite how much he hated chocolate)

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I didn't expect such a precise answer. wanna go to a circle jerk later?

BlackAdder7 said:

NDRU said:

It was a conversation we had while we were watching The Joe Schmoe Show, which was a reality show where the whole thing was a setup. There was only one regular guy, and the rest of the contestants were actors (unbenownst to him), so they kept fucking with his mind. They had one game to find letters that had been drawn on a beautiful nude woman's body. But the woman was covered in chocolate sauce, so you had to lick her body to reveal the letters.

The problem was, this Joe Schmoe guy hated chocolate; it made him gag so he kept trying, saying "I want to do this!! Dammitt!!"

This woman I was with said that if she was in the same situation she would much prefer to have to lick a woman's body than a man's, but neither a strange man or a strange woman really appealed to her like it would to me (or to this guy who kept trying despite how much he hated chocolate)

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I didn't expect such a precise answer. wanna go to a circle jerk later?

I'm good at verbatim, and HELL NO!

NDRU said:

BlackAdder7 said:

I didn't expect such a precise answer. wanna go to a circle jerk later?

I'm good at verbatim, and HELL NO!

not that there's anything wrong with it....

NDRU said:

BlackAdder7 said:

where exactly did this conversation take place, and how did you manage to remember it verbatim?

It was a conversation we had while we were watching The Joe Schmoe Show, which was a reality show where the whole thing was a setup. There was only one regular guy, and the rest of the contestants were actors (unbenownst to him), so they kept fucking with his mind. They had one game to find letters that had been drawn on a beautiful nude woman's body. But the woman was covered in chocolate sauce, so you had to lick her body to reveal the letters.

The problem was, this Joe Schmoe guy hated chocolate; it made him gag so he kept trying, saying "I want to do this!! Dammitt!!"

This woman I was with said that if she was in the same situation she would much prefer to have to lick a woman's body than a man's, but neither a strange man or a strange woman really appealed to her like it would to me (or to this guy who kept trying despite how much he hated chocolate)

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"You are dead to us"

Vendetta1 said:

I want to apologize to Bob for misquoting him. What I quoted is what it "sounded" like to me. I was wrong. I still don't like what he said, but I don't have to.

Fauxreal, I think I know what thread you are talking about and you are right about that, too.

Cool. I think we're tied as far as who's right when we don't agree

Yeah all women are bisexual. Just like all woman who have sleep overs have pillow fights in lingerie.

But you sure can dream about it!

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NDRU said:

I would not pretend to speak for all women, but will report what one of them said to me.

As a man I can say that I seem to be more into the idea of intimacy with strangers than her, but that this particular women who is only interested in relationships with men still would rather be physically close to a strange woman than a strange man (if they were forced to decide), perhaps because women are less threatening, perhaps because men are a bit gross except for the ones she loves (or the ones that look like Mark Wahlberg)

I am not talking about sex, but more kissing or getting a lap dance--the things often misinterpreted as acts of "bisexuality" in "straight" women.

I can see that

tinaz said:

Shyra said:

No, it doesn't make me sick because I don't judge people for their sexual preferences unless it's something illegal, like pedophilia. I am not attracted to females sexually, but I can admire another woman for being beautiful, sexy, stylish, intelligent, or funny. Doesn't mean I want to have sex with her. I've never had those feelings. I like dike too much! However, right now I am completely celibate.

I had to laugh because I KNOW you meant Dick, but you typed Dike!

X 100....too funny.

AnckSuNamun said:

tinaz said:

I had to laugh because I KNOW you meant Dick, but you typed Dike!

X 100....too funny.

talk about Freudian!!

Vendetta1 said:

I want to apologize to Bob for misquoting him. What I quoted is what it "sounded" like to me. I was wrong. I still don't like what he said, but I don't have to.

Fauxreal, I think I know what thread you are talking about and you are right about that, too.

no problem.....i worded the initial post badly....i didnt mean what some thought i meant.....thanks...

blackbob said:

....i didnt mean what some thought i meant.....thanks...

So gay butt sex is back on the platter?

HamsterHuey said:

blackbob said:

....i didnt mean what some thought i meant.....thanks...

So gay butt sex is back on the platter?

kewlschool said:

Yeah all women are bisexual. Just like all woman who have sleep overs have pillow fights in lingerie.

Are you sayin they don't!?

blackbob said:

HamsterHuey said:

So gay butt sex is back on the platter?

Is that the 'drop the soap'-emoticon?

Crazy thread......

HamsterHuey said:

blackbob said:

Is that the 'drop the soap'-emoticon?

blackbob said:

HamsterHuey said:

Is that the 'drop the soap'-emoticon?

Hey. You;

muirdo said:

BlackAdder7 said:

I believe that in the scottish lexicon, a cunt is not a bad thing. being a jock cunt is a compliment....innit?

Being a good cunt is a nice thing all over the British Isle.

I find the word Jock to be derogative.

You Xenophobe.

But seriously I do find Jock offensive

Seriously?

I find it hilarious personally.

blackbob said:

HamsterHuey said:

Is that the 'drop the soap'-emoticon?

Just to make this clear blackbob ^ does this mean your beating meat?

Cerebus said:

kewlschool said:

Yeah all women are bisexual. Just like all woman who have sleep overs have pillow fights in lingerie.

Are you sayin they don't!?

It's a secret.