BklynBabe said:

Why do men make conversation so complicated?

What's so difficult about "wanna screw?"

(if your girl is romantic, ask "wanna make love?" if your girl is a freak "wanna fuck?")

You do understand the difference between yes and no, right?

This is why I don't understand men...... take simple shit and make it complicated....

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: What? That's how you're going to ask? Hell no I don't want to screw.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why are you such a pig? Can't you ask nicely, maybe with a little romance?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: "Make love"? Really? When did you become so sensitive?

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: OK. Lets do it!

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Oh yeah daddy. Put that thing inside me, right! now!

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Ahhhh baaabyyy. You're so romantic. I love you.

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: Mmm. I don't know. I don't really feel like having sex right now.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why is everything always about fucking with you? Is that all you want me for?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Oh my god you wimp. Act like a man once in a while.

Continue ad infinitum with slightly varied and/or contradictory answers each time.

xpertluva said:

BklynBabe said:

Why do men make conversation so complicated?

What's so difficult about "wanna screw?"

(if your girl is romantic, ask "wanna make love?" if your girl is a freak "wanna fuck?")

You do understand the difference between yes and no, right?

This is why I don't understand men...... take simple shit and make it complicated....

That's true. But there are cases where a woman can be just plain difficult. I used to have a girlfriend who I'd come on to whenever I was in the mood and she ALWAYS complied. At some point, she complained that we never spent time together without sex being involved. She said she missed just cuddling on the couch and talking. I took heed and decided to let her take more of an initiative in the sexual department. Eventually, she wound up complaining that I no longer found her attractive because I wasn't pawing all over her whenever we were alone.

but you understood she was being difficult and liked to complain, right?

this is very simply solved, dude.....after 15 minutes of cuddling and talking, you ask if she wanna screw or not.....

if your woman says she wants romance, you buy roses and then you ask her if she wanna screw or not

if your woman wants you to wash dishes, you wash, and when you are done you ask if she wanna screw or not

if your woman ain't YOUR woman, you shouldn't ask her to screw....unique *gotmyspyeyeonyou*

whistle said:

pay in advance. i find that it solves most problems.

Cerebus said:

BklynBabe said:

Why do men make conversation so complicated?

What's so difficult about "wanna screw?"

(if your girl is romantic, ask "wanna make love?" if your girl is a freak "wanna fuck?")

You do understand the difference between yes and no, right?

This is why I don't understand men...... take simple shit and make it complicated....

Cerebus: Wanna fuck?

Ivy: Oh yeah daddy. Put that thing inside me, right! now!

Cerebus said:

BklynBabe said:

Why do men make conversation so complicated?

What's so difficult about "wanna screw?"

(if your girl is romantic, ask "wanna make love?" if your girl is a freak "wanna fuck?")

You do understand the difference between yes and no, right?

This is why I don't understand men...... take simple shit and make it complicated....

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: What? That's how you're going to ask? Hell no I don't want to screw.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why are you such a pig? Can't you ask nicely, maybe with a little romance?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: "Make love"? Really? When did you become so sensitive?

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: OK. Lets do it!

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Oh yeah daddy. Put that thing inside me, right! now!

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Ahhhh baaabyyy. You're so romantic. I love you.

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: Mmm. I don't know. I don't really feel like having sex right now.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why is everything always about fucking with you? Is that all you want me for?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Oh my god you wimp. Act like a man once in a while.

Continue ad infinitum with slightly varied and/or contradictory answers each time.

That's the thing. From what the males I know have told me over and over again, so many women are so fucking inconsistent.

At least dudes are consistent.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: What? That's how you're going to ask? Hell no I don't want to screw.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why are you such a pig? Can't you ask nicely, maybe with a little romance?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: "Make love"? Really? When did you become so sensitive?

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: OK. Lets do it!

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Oh yeah daddy. Put that thing inside me, right! now!

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Ahhhh baaabyyy. You're so romantic. I love you.

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: Mmm. I don't know. I don't really feel like having sex right now.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why is everything always about fucking with you? Is that all you want me for?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Oh my god you wimp. Act like a man once in a while.

Continue ad infinitum with slightly varied and/or contradictory answers each time.

That's the thing. From what the males I know have told me over and over again, so many women are so fucking inconsistent.

At least dudes are consistent.

Yep.

xpertluva said:

BklynBabe said:

Why do men make conversation so complicated?

What's so difficult about "wanna screw?"

(if your girl is romantic, ask "wanna make love?" if your girl is a freak "wanna fuck?")

You do understand the difference between yes and no, right?

This is why I don't understand men...... take simple shit and make it complicated....

That's true. But there are cases where a woman can be just plain difficult. I used to have a girlfriend who I'd come on to whenever I was in the mood and she ALWAYS complied. At some point, she complained that we never spent time together without sex being involved. She said she missed just cuddling on the couch and talking. I took heed and decided to let her take more of an initiative in the sexual department. Eventually, she wound up complaining that I no longer found her attractive because I wasn't pawing all over her whenever we were alone.

thats exactly the kind of thing i am talking about...she says things like...you are only interested when you want sex... but it was ok when we were first going out and she calls me to go to her house late at night ..... ...i am just a simple man.....

I'm VERY consistent

If I am naked it's a yes from me, if he so much as looks at me that way, it's a yes from me, etc

if he washes the pots and pans, he gets a blow job

very simple

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: What? That's how you're going to ask? Hell no I don't want to screw.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why are you such a pig? Can't you ask nicely, maybe with a little romance?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: "Make love"? Really? When did you become so sensitive?

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: OK. Lets do it!

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Oh yeah daddy. Put that thing inside me, right! now!

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Ahhhh baaabyyy. You're so romantic. I love you.

Man: Wanna screw?

Woman: Mmm. I don't know. I don't really feel like having sex right now.

Man: Wanna fuck?

Woman: Why is everything always about fucking with you? Is that all you want me for?

Man: Wanna make love?

Woman: Oh my god you wimp. Act like a man once in a while.

Continue ad infinitum with slightly varied and/or contradictory answers each time.

That's the thing. From what the males I know have told me over and over again, so many women are so fucking inconsistent.

At least dudes are consistent.

thats my point...at least you know where you are with most men......with the women i have had relationships with.....i have no f**king idea where i am or what i should do.....

[Edited 7/25/10 17:20pm]

ZombieKitten said:

I'm VERY consistent

If I am naked it's a yes from me, if he so much as looks at me that way, it's a yes from me, etc

if he washes the pots and pans, he gets a blow job

very simple

Vendetta1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm VERY consistent

If I am naked it's a yes from me, if he so much as looks at me that way, it's a yes from me, etc

if he washes the pots and pans, he gets a blow job

very simple

anytime

blackbob said:

xpertluva said:

That's true. But there are cases where a woman can be just plain difficult. I used to have a girlfriend who I'd come on to whenever I was in the mood and she ALWAYS complied. At some point, she complained that we never spent time together without sex being involved. She said she missed just cuddling on the couch and talking. I took heed and decided to let her take more of an initiative in the sexual department. Eventually, she wound up complaining that I no longer found her attractive because I wasn't pawing all over her whenever we were alone.

thats exactly the kind of thing i am talking about...she says things like...you are only interested when you want sex... but it was ok when we were first going out and she calls me to go to her house late at night ..... ...i am just a simple man.....

I know where you're coming from. Women's wants and needs change with the wind. Of course that's their prorogative but they shouldn't expect us to read their minds.

I write "sex" on his to-do list or else I get forgotten about

Ok. I'm sorry but I do not get dudes that stay with women they "don't get" or who are not really fulfilling their needs...whatever those needs may be.

Like, really now. That's what I don't get about men. Bitch and complain about your gf/wife but don't just end it and find someone better suited. Not all women play the game just to catch a man then change once they have them...some actually are who they say they are before you go on lockdown.

JustErin said:

Ok. I'm sorry but I do not get dudes that stay with women they "don't get" or who are not really fulfilling their needs...whatever those needs may be.

Like, really now. That's what I don't get about men. Bitch and complain about your gf/wife but don't just end it and find someone better suited. Not all women play the game just to catch a man then change once they have them...some actually are who they say they are before you go on lockdown.

YES.

Pussies.

Also, if you want to know something about a bitch, ask her. If she has a hard time answering direct questions, she's fucked up. Dump her. Or stay and shut up your complaining.

ZombieKitten said:

I'm VERY consistent

If I am naked it's a yes from me, if he so much as looks at me that way, it's a yes from me, etc

if he washes the pots and pans, he gets a blow job

very simple

where's the dishes

PunkMistress said:

Also, if you want to know something about a bitch, ask her. If she has a hard time answering direct questions, she's fucked up. Dump her. Or stay and shut up your complaining.

sound like she's playing games with you!

IAintTheOne said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm VERY consistent

If I am naked it's a yes from me, if he so much as looks at me that way, it's a yes from me, etc

if he washes the pots and pans, he gets a blow job

very simple

where's the dishes

<––––––– that way

it would be nice if women wanted to have sex with their partners in and of itself without certain financial conditions being met, insecurities being soothed, etc. but you can't have everything.

whistle said:

it would be nice if women wanted to have sex with their partners in and of itself without certain financial conditions being met, insecurities being soothed, etc. but you can't have everything.

Totally. I do not understand why many women use sex as a bargaining tool.

But believe it or not some women just want sex because they simply enjoy it, not because they feel they should give it up as some sort of payment for services rendered.

whistle said:

it would be nice if women wanted to have sex with their partners in and of itself without certain financial conditions being met, insecurities being soothed, etc. but you can't have everything.

Just Ewww ...

those things are up to ME to take care of for MYSELF a man doing that would piss me off

and actually ... you CAN have everything

I just wanna F*ck when I wanna F*ck ~ all that kinda head game stuff is sucha huge turn off

SEX is NOT a tool ... if you use it that way then that's just ...sad really

JustErin said:

whistle said:

it would be nice if women wanted to have sex with their partners in and of itself without certain financial conditions being met, insecurities being soothed, etc. but you can't have everything.

Totally. I do not understand why many women use sex as a bargaining tool.

But believe it or not some women just want sex because they simply enjoy it, not because they feel they should give it up as some sort of payment for services rendered.

i don't even remember what sex is like when both people are filled with pure lust for each other.

i think you get that regularly.

i applaud you for being smart enough to avoid marriage.

all of you women who are claiming "i'm not like those crazy bitches", i want to interview your SOs and exes.

whistle said:

all of you women who are claiming "i'm not like those crazy bitches", i want to interview your SOs and exes.

Please do !

whistle said:

JustErin said:

Totally. I do not understand why many women use sex as a bargaining tool.

But believe it or not some women just want sex because they simply enjoy it, not because they feel they should give it up as some sort of payment for services rendered.

i don't even remember what sex is like when both people are filled with pure lust for each other.

i think you get that regularly.

i applaud you for being smart enough to avoid marriage.

I don't think marriage would change anything though. It's not like I haven't been in a long term relationship in the past. The sex really really changed.

Mach said:

SEX is NOT a tool ... if you use it that way then that's just ...sad really

Yes it is. You can nail stuff all the time with sex.

Not all women are "crazy bitches". And in fact, I don't call women crazy bitches. I don't even call them bitches. But I might call some of them crazy from time to time.

Everybody is different. Everybody views relationships differently (whether they're in one or not). Everybody handles intimacy, stress, love, tension, happiness, disappoinment, etc. in their own way. And everybody has different tolerance levels for all these things in realtion to themselves AND others.

Me, I love women, but I fuckin' hate relationships. I have absolutely zero patience for any kind of games about ANYTHING at this point in my life. I will not settle, change, grow, compromise or any of that other nonsense. I know who I am and I know what I want. If I meet the right person again, awesome! Because if you're right for someone, I think you generally know it. When you feel you're no longer right (could be after a week or ten years) you SHOULD get your ass up and head on out the door. Unfortunately, most people don't. They stay together and try to "work through it". Which to me translates as, "play a bunch of the games that I hate so much it makes my stomach tie itself in knots just thinking about it".

However, I don't think that ALL women, or ALL men (because we both do this shit) are the same. Take for instance the difference between being out with a couple whose been together for years and fight all the time, versus one whose been together for even longer and seem like they're still freshly in love. All things are not created equal on this playing field.

Now, that long preamble was actually leading somewhere. Men and women, in and out of relationships, both love sex, sure. Men and women both have sex drives, absolutely. But generally speaking, far fewer men wield the power of sex like a weapon against their partner the way women in a commited relationship do. They own the vagina and it's only going to be accessed the way they want it, when they want it. When it doesn't happen that way, chances are more than good that the aforementioned tolerance levels will be tested and the playing of games commenced.

I hope nobody is getting all in a bunch taking offense to that right now. Because really, it's been proven. There are more books written on the subject than can possibly healthy. I'd be willing to bet there's been many threads about it here at the Org. Plain and simple, it's a power that women hold over men that we will never have and never fully understand.

I need some money, cause i got bills to pay.

I need some attention, cause i have to manipulate dicks all day.

I need some space, cause you really dont have nothing to say.

I need that side of the bed, so when you throw me overboard, i'll have a soft place to lay.

JustErin said:

whistle said:

i don't even remember what sex is like when both people are filled with pure lust for each other.

i think you get that regularly.

i applaud you for being smart enough to avoid marriage.

I don't think marriage would change anything though. It's not like I haven't been in a long term relationship in the past. The sex really really changed.

I actually don't know why it seems to do that

We are parents (of 3) with own business and full time job and 3 different bands, we don't have so much time, but we can always fit in some sex, at least 2-3 times a week, I am the one that makes sure of it. I'm the initiator. I'd initiate it probably 3-4 more times than I do if he weren't already snoring and snoring is a turn-off

Do women's libidos drop off so dramatically? Are they no longer attracted to their mates in that way? (after getting to know them better) I hate to think some use it as a form of currency.

I've argued this subject in GD from the other point of view before, that women can't simply view their partner in a merely physical way, and that if there is a lot of emotional drama or lack or emotions/care/support/attention, then the attraction will probably erode after some time, no matter how healthy their libido might be initially.

If men would stop thinking that i thought i was perfect, their lives would be much easier.