johnart said:

TheVoid said:

You better stop smacking those lips before a my-little-pony gift-set falls out of your mouth.

You're right. What the hell are you gonna do with another one of those?

Don't you start with your "Eenee Meenee Miny Moo...I wonder where this little pony will go" sexual advances with me again, you pervert!

TheVoid said:

RenHoek said:

and I was afraid the org had flatlined...

glad you were able to void your void...

Thanks, boo

Don't you have any good crap stories to tell...perhaps on a boat out in the bay with no toilet?

No, sorry nothing's gone over the rail yet (although they just went to Hawaii so I'm sure the rest of my crew has stories...)

I could tell you of squat toilets along the highways of France or the time I was locked outta my house so I had to cop a squat on the neighbors lawn (the dog did it I swear!) but aside from that I got nothing...

I must admit I've been paying alot of attention to my posture during the act to see if it helps the process and so far I've felt better about my results. Good solid results...

TheVoid said:

johnart said:

You're right. What the hell are you gonna do with another one of those?

Don't you start with your "Eenee Meenee Miny Moo...I wonder where this little pony will go" sexual advances with me again, you pervert!

Twat.

TheVoid said:

oh

Well, Techschool was a blast. It was at Keesler. I mean, a total blast.

Great times. My techschool friends have found me on facebook, and

it's been fun catching up.

I liked being the Air Force. I'm glad I'm out, but I still thought it was fun.

On a turd related note...

If anyone has been to a music festival they would know what i'm talking about. Leeds music festival toilets are the closest thing to hell on earth any mortal man will ever experience in their lifetime. The toilets consisted of a HUGE trough around 6ft below an aluminium sheeting with holes cut for delivery of jobby. The cubicles were like gas chambers. A stench you will never forget. As the trough had basically well over 5000 brown trouts floating in a stagnant river of pish. Bearing in mind, everyone at the fetival had been surviving on nothing but booze and the dodgy food sold at those burger vans etc. So you can imagine how revolting these toilet's(if u can call them that) were......

Now, Legend has it that there is a dude by the name of "pop up pirate", a fecophiliac if you will. Now it is well documented that this guy would get drunk and climb down one of the bowls into the pit of shit in order to get a prime time view of girls doing their business. It was even emblazed as a warning on the festival booklet you could buy at the campsite. Now i don't know how this guy could survive down there, but its a documented case. Just a word of warning to those hitting Leeds this year.

scandalousalan said:

On a turd related note...

If anyone has been to a music festival they would know what i'm talking about. Leeds music festival toilets are the closest thing to hell on earth any mortal man will ever experience in their lifetime. The toilets consisted of a HUGE trough around 6ft below an aluminium sheeting with holes cut for delivery of jobby. The cubicles were like gas chambers. A stench you will never forget. As the trough had basically well over 5000 brown trouts floating in a stagnant river of pish. Bearing in mind, everyone at the fetival had been surviving on nothing but booze and the dodgy food sold at those burger vans etc. So you can imagine how revolting these toilet's(if u can call them that) were......

Now, Legend has it that there is a dude by the name of "pop up pirate", a fecophiliac if you will. Now it is well documented that this guy would get drunk and climb down one of the bowls into the pit of shit in order to get a prime time view of girls doing their business. It was even emblazed as a warning on the festival booklet you could buy at the campsite. Now i don't know how this guy could survive down there, but its a documented case. Just a word of warning to those hitting Leeds this year.

I'm going to have nightmares.

TheVoid said:

scandalousalan said:

On a turd related note...

If anyone has been to a music festival they would know what i'm talking about. Leeds music festival toilets are the closest thing to hell on earth any mortal man will ever experience in their lifetime. The toilets consisted of a HUGE trough around 6ft below an aluminium sheeting with holes cut for delivery of jobby. The cubicles were like gas chambers. A stench you will never forget. As the trough had basically well over 5000 brown trouts floating in a stagnant river of pish. Bearing in mind, everyone at the fetival had been surviving on nothing but booze and the dodgy food sold at those burger vans etc. So you can imagine how revolting these toilet's(if u can call them that) were......

Now, Legend has it that there is a dude by the name of "pop up pirate", a fecophiliac if you will. Now it is well documented that this guy would get drunk and climb down one of the bowls into the pit of shit in order to get a prime time view of girls doing their business. It was even emblazed as a warning on the festival booklet you could buy at the campsite. Now i don't know how this guy could survive down there, but its a documented case. Just a word of warning to those hitting Leeds this year.

I'm going to have nightmares.

oh my lord, just when i think i've read everything on here. glad you made it to your own toilet dan!

AWWWWWWWW So the moral of this story is you prayed, and ONE of the God's was the right one, cuz he made the pains subside till you got to the elevator!!!!

Which one do you think it is?

i feel like i've said this 10 times minimum.

try going to the third world sometime.

nothing like squatting over a fetid pit toilet after your first fly-covered kebab.

loo paper? ha...

johnart said:

I predict that everyone who posts will have made it home in the nick of time.
Cuz no one in the org has ever had to bleach a pair of drawlz.

No, I shit my pants twice.

Once in the mall, cuz it was back when I used to pop laxatives like candy.

And once, I didn't even know I was gonna poop.

I was doing one of those self cleanser kits and I was out in my own yard just a few steps from my ddor, and with out any warning, not a pain, a cramp, nothing. Outta no where, PLOP, some poop fell in my pants. It was weird. I even laughed out loud to myself when it happened then called my husband at work to tell him about it.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

johnart said:

I predict that everyone who posts will have made it home in the nick of time.
Cuz no one in the org has ever had to bleach a pair of drawlz.

No, I shit my pants twice.

Once in the mall, cuz it was back when I used to pop laxatives like candy.

And once, I didn't even know I was gonna poop.

I was doing one of those self cleanser kits and I was out in my own yard just a few steps from my ddor, and with out any warning, not a pain, a cramp, nothing. Outta no where, PLOP, some poop fell in my pants. It was weird. I even laughed out loud to myself when it happened then called my husband at work to tell him about it.

OMFG

YAY for honesty!

I can't think of traumatic specific instances but I've certainly been ill and had to grab a new pair of drawlz cuz I just didn't quite make it there in time. Or when your stomach is not quite right and you have a loaded fart. It's like mother nature and your gut just played a prank on your ass.

did you mercy flush?

did you have candles and matches handy?

did you investigate what caused this to happen?...perhaps too much curry?

will you investigate the feasibility of running a chain of pay for use toilets as a way to make some do re me?

TotalANXiousNESS said:

AWWWWWWWW So the moral of this story is you prayed, and ONE of the God's was the right one, cuz he made the pains subside till you got to the elevator!!!!

Which one do you think it is?

BlackAdder7 said:

did you mercy flush?

did you have candles and matches handy?

did you investigate what caused this to happen?...perhaps too much curry?

will you investigate the feasibility of running a chain of pay for use toilets as a way to make some do re me?

did you mercy flush?

I don't know what that is.

did you have candles and matches handy?

I have incense. It didn't smell particular putrid. I eat alot of fruits and veggies.

did you investigate what caused this to happen?...perhaps too much curry?

I had Indian curry last night. And they made it very spicy.

will you investigate the feasibility of running a chain of pay for use toilets as a way to make some do re me?

They have those here in Bangkok. It only cost 3 bhat to use them, and they are dreadfully filthy.

What? Two pages of responses and NO GRAFFITI BRIDGE references?

I'm so proud that I have a tear of joy welling up.

Also, no stories about the night before a colonostophy? If you know what's good for you, you don't get three feet away from the toilet on THAT night.

I think everyone should post a pic of their next bowel movement. I'm off to White Castles...

TheVoid said:

BlackAdder7 said:

did you mercy flush?

did you have candles and matches handy?

did you investigate what caused this to happen?...perhaps too much curry?

will you investigate the feasibility of running a chain of pay for use toilets as a way to make some do re me?

did you mercy flush?

I don't know what that is.

did you have candles and matches handy?

I have incense. It didn't smell particular putrid. I eat alot of fruits and veggies.

did you investigate what caused this to happen?...perhaps too much curry?

I had Indian curry last night. And they made it very spicy.

will you investigate the feasibility of running a chain of pay for use toilets as a way to make some do re me?

They have those here in Bangkok. It only cost 3 bhat to use them, and they are dreadfully filthy.

mercy flush....a flush after the first....um...movement, to rid the water and thereby room of the noxius odors and whatnot. a mercy flush...ie...having mercy for others

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all is right in the org

prb said:

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TheVoid said:

prb said:

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author- thevoid...

all is right in the org

your new sig sux...

Enjoy.

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