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Reply #90 posted 08/12/10 8:26am

MISTERHANDS

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Clash of the titans. I hated everything about it.
It was in 3D. I already hate this trend but what made it worse was that it wasn't even done properly. It was just blurry and when I put the glasses on it was normal but way to dark. mad
And then the script. The whole movie they build up the anticipation to the final battle with the giant monster. When it finally arrives it was dead in 2 minutes nuts wow thats a big-ass monster! don't worry! show some snake womans head and it dies! WTF

If the ancient Greeks would know about the stupid movies Hollywood makes about their myths they would instantly stop making them up. Or at least write some longer plots to them smile

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Reply #91 posted 08/12/10 8:31am

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Efan said:

For the OP: The Room should definitely be on there.

I've been hearin that for years. I gotta know where to find it.

Also this

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Reply #92 posted 08/12/10 10:05am

JoeTyler

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

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Reply #93 posted 08/12/10 10:23am

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JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

You have wasted a lot of time watching movies you think are godawful.

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Reply #94 posted 08/12/10 10:32am

JoeTyler

sextonseven said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

You have wasted a lot of time watching movies you think are godawful.

No

the problem is: I thought those were perfectly good/interesting movies before I saw them. I saw most of those before the Internet era, so...

on top of that, I watched a lot of those films in FF mode once I realized how bad they were (that happened during the first 15-20 minutes of the movie lol )

You have wasted a lot of time dissing a reply you found irritating / pointless

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Reply #95 posted 08/12/10 10:35am

Dave1992

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Sex and the City 2

7

The Game

Alien 3

Titanic

Children of Men

This is one of my favourite movies ever! I think it's brilliant.

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Reply #96 posted 08/12/10 10:50am

ufoclub

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I just saw Adrian Lyne's "Unfaithful"... and it is so BAD!

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Reply #97 posted 08/12/10 11:20am

sextonseven

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JoeTyler said:

sextonseven said:

You have wasted a lot of time watching movies you think are godawful.

No

the problem is: I thought those were perfectly good/interesting movies before I saw them. I saw most of those before the Internet era, so...

on top of that, I watched a lot of those films in FF mode once I realized how bad they were (that happened during the first 15-20 minutes of the movie lol )

You have wasted a lot of time dissing a reply you found irritating / pointless

confused

All I did was point out your list is longer than anyone else's. I did not find your post irritating / pointless. On the contrary, I found it humurous that you hate a lot of movies.

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Reply #98 posted 08/12/10 11:38am

JoeTyler

sextonseven said:

JoeTyler said:

No

the problem is: I thought those were perfectly good/interesting movies before I saw them. I saw most of those before the Internet era, so...

on top of that, I watched a lot of those films in FF mode once I realized how bad they were (that happened during the first 15-20 minutes of the movie lol )

You have wasted a lot of time dissing a reply you found irritating / pointless

confused

All I did was point out your list is longer than anyone else's. I did not find your post irritating / pointless. On the contrary, I found it humurous that you hate a lot of movies.

Yeah I know mate. I was just looking for a fight. cool

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Reply #99 posted 08/12/10 11:53am

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JoeTyler said:

sextonseven said:

confused

All I did was point out your list is longer than anyone else's. I did not find your post irritating / pointless. On the contrary, I found it humurous that you hate a lot of movies.

Yeah I know mate. I was just looking for a fight. cool

Now I feel bad for not having a sense of humor.

You do need better crap movie radar though.

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Reply #100 posted 08/12/10 11:59am

JoeTyler

sextonseven said:

You do need better crap movie radar

confused Oh really man?

say that again...

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Reply #101 posted 08/12/10 12:13pm

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Fenwick said:

Highlander Part 2

U damn skippy. terrible movie. neutral

Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? whofarted ...was it u? disbelief
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Reply #102 posted 08/12/10 12:40pm

Hero0101

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JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

Whoah...um, you have INCREDIBLE films in it. Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, Inglorious Basterds, and Jackie Brown are masterpieces. Burn After Reading is great. Batman Returns is a personal favorite...

sheesh.

=0P

Brace yourself
The best is yet to come
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Reply #103 posted 08/12/10 12:45pm

Efan

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JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

Other than the Kill Bill movies, which I enjoyed, about all I would disagree with you on here is Phantom Menace and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There was nothing halfway good about either of them. They sucked through and through.

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Reply #104 posted 08/12/10 12:57pm

ufoclub

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Efan said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

Other than the Kill Bill movies, which I enjoyed, about all I would disagree with you on here is Phantom Menace and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There was nothing halfway good about either of them. They sucked through and through.

Phantom Menace has the lightsabre fight at the end and portions of the podrace that are really good in my opinion. Bu the movie has too much stupid stuff and also scifi/fantasy concepts that are horribly un-star wars-ish and backwards (underwater city you swim to, force explained scientifically,no memorable likable characters with personal agendas)

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Reply #105 posted 08/12/10 1:21pm

JoeTyler

ufoclub said:

Efan said:

Other than the Kill Bill movies, which I enjoyed, about all I would disagree with you on here is Phantom Menace and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There was nothing halfway good about either of them. They sucked through and through.

Phantom Menace has the lightsabre fight at the end and portions of the podrace that are really good in my opinion.

Yep, those are the scenes which I found amazing, and also the Coruscant/Jedi Council scenes, which at that time were amazing and truly expanded the Star Wars mythos. I mean, years and years after reading about Coruscant in comics/books during the early 90s, Lucas finally showed us the galactic capital in all its futuristic glory. I know this is nerdy sutff but hey, this is cinema after all lol

and Indiana Jones IV would be a PERFECTLY FINE sequel if not for the "nuke the fridge" scene and the "Monkeys in the jungle give you a hand" scene. Those two parts killed the movie...confused

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Reply #106 posted 08/12/10 1:24pm

JoeTyler

Hero0101 said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm gonna name some "serious" A-movies only, cuz B-movies are supposed to be bad to begin with lol that's part of the charm...

I found these extremely irritating and wrong on so many levels...

Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2

Inglorious Bastards

Jackie Brown

Gangs of New York

Pearl Harbor

Gigly

Simone

Meet Joe Black

The Mask of Zorro

Sweet November

Love Actually

Elizabeth Part. II : The Golden Age

Waterworld

The Postman

Babel

Crash

Alien 3

Alien IV

Aliens VS Predator I & II

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

About 60% of Bond films

Avatar

Titanic

Syriana

The Men Who Stare at Goats

Burn After Reading

The Ladykillers

The Terminal

Total Recall

Die Hard 4.0

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Half of Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

Half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CK

Jaws 3-D

Jaws IV The Revenge

Whoah...um, you have INCREDIBLE films in it. Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, Inglorious Basterds, and Jackie Brown are masterpieces. Burn After Reading is great. Batman Returns is a personal favorite...

sheesh.

=0P

I still think that Quentin lost it after PF; and BR sucked with that murderous Catwoman, the depressed Batman and the disgusting Penguin with rotten teeth. WTF? . God I hated that sequel. Hell, I even prefer Batman Forever...

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Reply #107 posted 08/12/10 1:29pm

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JoeTyler said:

sextonseven said:

You do need better crap movie radar

confused Oh really man?

say that again...

boxing

The only orger that might have a longer list than you is Ivy. lol

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Reply #108 posted 08/12/10 1:38pm

JoeTyler

sextonseven said:

boxing

The only orger that might have a longer list than you is Ivy. lol

I wanna see that list! cool

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Reply #109 posted 08/12/10 1:44pm

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Anything Terminator following the second movie. It was a perfect ending and they shat all over it for a buck.

The TV series got pretty decent near the end though, but because it got cut short I still just assume things end at 2 and nothing else really counts.

~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Reply #110 posted 08/12/10 1:50pm

JoeTyler

HobbesLeCute said:

Anything Terminator following the second movie. It was a perfect ending and they shat all over it for a buck.

I still just assume things end at 2 and nothing else really counts.

Exactly clapping

I watched the first 20 minutes of T-IV: Salvation and then I just shut down the computer confused

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Reply #111 posted 08/12/10 1:52pm

ufoclub

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HobbesLeCute said:

Anything Terminator following the second movie. It was a perfect ending and they shat all over it for a buck.

The TV series got pretty decent near the end though, but because it got cut short I still just assume things end at 2 and nothing else really counts.

I'm one of those in the monority that thought Terminator 3 was smarter, more humorous, and had an operatically sad and epic ending. I liked it! And the action scene of driving the truck through the neighborhood blew away the god awful (in my opinion) matrix 2 with its boring action set pieces.

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Reply #112 posted 08/12/10 1:54pm

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JoeTyler said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Anything Terminator following the second movie. It was a perfect ending and they shat all over it for a buck.

I still just assume things end at 2 and nothing else really counts.

Exactly clapping

I watched the first 20 minutes of T-IV: Salvation and then I just shut down the computer confused

Terminator Salvation really was the pits. Thankfully it bombed hard, which hopefully means the end of the franchise.

~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Reply #113 posted 08/12/10 1:58pm

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ufoclub said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Anything Terminator following the second movie. It was a perfect ending and they shat all over it for a buck.

The TV series got pretty decent near the end though, but because it got cut short I still just assume things end at 2 and nothing else really counts.

I'm one of those in the monority that thought Terminator 3 was smarter, more humorous, and had an operatically sad and epic ending. I liked it! And the action scene of driving the truck through the neighborhood blew away the god awful (in my opinion) matrix 2 with its boring action set pieces.

To be fair, I do think Terminator 3 was an entertaining action movie, no doubt about it. It's not complete trash like Salvation was. I just really love the way Terminator 2 ended. The fight against the T-1000 was great and John's farewell to Arnie gets me every time. I feel like a lot of people recently have turned on Eddie Furlong's performance in that movie as annoying, but I thought he was great.

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Reply #114 posted 08/12/10 2:01pm

Aelis

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Dave1992 said:

Efan said:

Sex and the City 2

7

The Game

Alien 3

Titanic

Children of Men

This is one of my favourite movies ever! I think it's brilliant.

I found it quite interesting nod

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Reply #115 posted 08/12/10 5:13pm

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These two movies, coincidentally both with the pathetic Bruce Willis, made me shake my head in disbelief. I couldn´t bear any of them for more than 20 minutes.

[img:$uid]http://www.clipsland.com/posters/14125-Gudzonskiy-yastreb-Hudson-Hawk.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://www.madoomovie.com/media/0610The%20last%20boy%20scout%20poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

Just awful and stupid. I wonder what people like about Bruce Willis.

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #116 posted 08/12/10 5:14pm

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Lady In The Water

M Night Shyamalan is never getting another chance with me again.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #117 posted 08/12/10 6:56pm

JoeTyler

KoolEaze said:

These two movies, coincidentally both with the pathetic Bruce Willis, made me shake my head in disbelief. I couldn´t bear any of them for more than 20 minutes.

[img:$uid]http://www.clipsland.com/posters/14125-Gudzonskiy-yastreb-Hudson-Hawk.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://www.madoomovie.com/media/0610The%20last%20boy%20scout%20poster.jpg[/img:$uid]

Just awful and stupid. I wonder what people like about Bruce Willis.

that only proves that Bruce Willis starred in two weak movies. So? the rest of his career sucks? not the most talented lead actor in the world, but he has starred in some classics of the 90s and the 00s, plus the original Die Hard...respect lol

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Reply #118 posted 08/12/10 7:04pm

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muirdo said:

Lady In The Water

M Night Shyamalan is never getting another chance with me again.

Strangely, I kinda liked Lady in the Water.

The Happening, however...should be added to my list. That film was AWFUL and made excellent actors look like they couldn't cut it in an 8th grade play.

And to Joe: Catwoman was the best thing in Batman Returns: Michelle Pfeiffer is an amazing actress and pulled the role off BEAUTIFULLY. My only caveat with that film is Christopher Walken...

=0P

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Reply #119 posted 08/12/10 8:09pm

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Hero0101 said:

muirdo said:

Lady In The Water

M Night Shyamalan is never getting another chance with me again.

Strangely, I kinda liked Lady in the Water.

The Happening, however...should be added to my list. That film was AWFUL and made excellent actors look like they couldn't cut it in an 8th grade play.

And to Joe: Catwoman was the best thing in Batman Returns: Michelle Pfeiffer is an amazing actress and pulled the role off BEAUTIFULLY. My only caveat with that film is Christopher Walken...

=0P

I, too, liked Lady in the Water. boxed

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