The original Fantastic Four movie by Roger Corman is pretty fucking awful. Fantastically so in fact.

Quite possibly the worst script, worst priduction, worst special effects and the worst acting all in one fanastically awful movie that you can't help but watch with your mouth agape at how it ever got made in the first place. Highly recommended. Kinda.

baroque said:

the indian in the cupboard...not awful..just boring

twilight

[Edited 7/23/10 17:21pm]

But it has a really hot Indian. In a cupboard.

Now that's my kinda movie.

The movies that made me say "Why did I waste my time seeing these?"

The Brown Bunny

Grafitti Bridge

Scream

Waterworld

several more but they weren't memorable so thank God I forgot about them.

Genesia said:

CuddlyBear said:

Hmm, a lot of good suggestions. Sadly, some of them he'd probably like. Can anyone recommend any foreign films WITHOUT subtitles? That would be hell on earth. No nudity preferred. He'd enjoy that, unless of course is full-frontal male.

But there'd be nothing to stop him switching the language format to subtitles, if he wanted to.

Oh don't worry. I already plan on seizing all of the controllers so he can't change it, turn it off, etc.

mcmeekle said:

Misery.

Then leave this in the corner.

That's brilliant!

The Org is slipping! Three pages in? No way! Bad movie threads ALWAYS start with this! Just to get it out of the way!

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For nostalgic's sake....

Death Becomes Her

Batman and Robin

Twilight

lilgraceslick313 said:

CuddlyBear said:

OK, here's the deal. I have a friend who is about to have surgery on his anckle. For the next month, he is going to be completely bed-ridden and I will be watching his kids. I wanna torture him by putting the worse movies ever made into the VCR and leaving him to suffer. So, what movies do you recommend? I already have Graffiti Bridge in mind so no need to suggest that one. What else would you recommend? Yes I already know that I'm a complete a$$hole, but that's part of the fun. So what do you suggest?

Glitter

Avatar

Knocked Up

Hot Tub Time Machine

those are some of the worst movies of ALL Time.

Absurd. Other than Glitter, just an failed attempt at movie elitism.

CuddlyBear said:

OK, here's the deal. I have a friend who is about to have surgery on his anckle. For the next month, he is going to be completely bed-ridden and I will be watching his kids. I wanna torture him by putting the worse movies ever made into the VCR and leaving him to suffer. So, what movies do you recommend? I already have Graffiti Bridge in mind so no need to suggest that one. What else would you recommend? Yes I already know that I'm a complete a$$hole, but that's part of the fun. So what do you suggest?

Return Of The Living Death, Part 1

This is one of those awesomely bad horror films. Every scene with Tarman are THE worst!

TonyVanDam said:

CuddlyBear said:

OK, here's the deal. I have a friend who is about to have surgery on his anckle. For the next month, he is going to be completely bed-ridden and I will be watching his kids. I wanna torture him by putting the worse movies ever made into the VCR and leaving him to suffer. So, what movies do you recommend? I already have Graffiti Bridge in mind so no need to suggest that one. What else would you recommend? Yes I already know that I'm a complete a$$hole, but that's part of the fun. So what do you suggest?

Return Of The Living Death, Part 1

This is one of those awesomely bad horror films. Every scene with Tarman are THE worst!

That is one of my favorite movies ever. AND I loved the sequel, too.

Lady In The Water

The Stuff

Deathrow Game Show

The Happening

Stingers

The Room

They

Darkness

The Fog (remake)

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Hmm...

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I think that's a good start...

=0P

Maybe not the worst, but these are pretty lame...

In fact some of these are so bad they are almost good..

THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY GOOD, BUT BAAD

Howard the duck, a cult classic

Now these are some horror films people hate, but i love...

and yes you are not mistaken, that is indeed a condom that ghoulie is clutching

Genesia said:

TD3 said:

Girl 6

Ghostbusters

Killer Bees

Titanic (bad, bad, bad, so bad, super bad) DAMN, IT WAS AWFUL!

Needful Things

Those are the ones that came to mind.

Here's my thing with Titanic: there are so many great, true stories linked to the sinking of the Titanic. Why super-impose some silly, sophomoric, mall-rat love story on top of it?

I am not someone who gives a rusty about special effects. I want a story - and it had better be a good one. That is what a movie is supposed to be.

That said, there is a version of Titanic I like...

That was brilliant, funny, and short: Mr. Cameron should've taken note, that's all the time he needed ( 2 mintues) to retell his drivel.

His version was poorly written and acted, this movie was the turning point for why I stopped going to the movies. Titanic (1953) with Clifton Webb, Barbara Stanwyck, Robert Wagner, is still one the better versions. I can't believe (silly girls and women) went back to see Cameron's Titanic multiple times. I knew the moive was in trouble when my mother said Kate Winslet needed and should jump overboard, I agreed.

Rules of Engagement & Very Bad Things instantly came to mind coz i dozed off (snorted even, i was told) halfway through the 1st & walked out 20 minutes into the other.

scandalousalan said:

Now these are some horror films people hate, but i love...

Amanda Bearse Only gets shit roles cause she is a lesbian

but a lot of people forget she was one of the head writers on Mad Tv

Well the most recent one that sucked ass was:

We watched Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" over the weekend. Netflix is lucky I did not take a hammer to that disk.

This one might've already been mentioned but

Cerebus said:

Anybody who lists Avatar or Titanic as one of the worst movies they've ever seen is trying WAY too hard to be the cool contradictory guy in the room. Either that or you've seen a grand total of less than ten movies in your entire lifetime. I'm not saying they're the best, either. But they don't come close to being any kind of worst.

Hahaha...exactly.

I recently saw Marmaduke. That was pretty fucking awful.

Cerebus said:

Anybody who lists Avatar or Titanic as one of the worst movies they've ever seen is trying WAY too hard to be the cool contradictory guy in the room. Either that or you've seen a grand total of less than ten movies in your entire lifetime. I'm not saying they're the best, either. But they don't come close to being any kind of worst.

What a bullshit statement...

"Avatar" was a cunt movie and not even remotely what people, like me, expected for the last 14 years, I even burned my 1997 comic con promo shirt after seeing that overhyped snorefest, the dude promissed an original plot but obviously ditched that idea and delivered some blue SFX shit...

And fuck "Titanic", there's nothing even remotely interesting in a shit movie like that...

The only things interesting James Cameron made were "Aliens" and "Terminator" (not including that embarrassing "Terminator 2" crap...)

But anyway...

About 99.9% of the movies coming out of Hollywood are "the most God-awful movies I've ever seen"...

Neversin.

[Edited 8/12/10 0:31am]

• The second Nightmare on Elm Street movie. I was SO scared of this as a kid. So it comes on one night, and I'm ready to have a flashback. I just sat there, wondering why this was so scary to me as a kid. I usually love the Nightmare franchise, but this movie really left a lot to be desired plot-wise.
• 976-Evil. I mean this movie is just....funny. It's not scary, it's just like something to sit and watch in October or something just for the laughs. I expected more because of who directed it. Not that it was incredibly bad, but um...there's this one part where there's spiders coming out of a TV dinner or something. It just seemed so childish to me...
• Dark Ride. I saw this on the Sci-Fi channel (before they got all stupid and renamed it Syfy) at a time I'd like to call "this channel keeps greenligthing crappy movies". Sadly, it just went on and on...lol. It came out in '06. Basically it's the usual formula of traumatic thing happens in the youth, boy goes crazy, torments stuff blah blah somehow ends up with the cool kids and leads them to their death. What a twist. Sprinkle in the whole thing of wordplay. It's a "dark ride" because it leads to death....and...it's a "dark ride" because it's inside. You know, like those rides where you're on the track? Yeah.
• The Gravedancers. Help me Lord! I saw this movie twice. I think I should not have done that. I was slightly on the edge of my seat. But it's one of those movies that has been done to death. Dance on a grave or two, then your friends start getting haunted and finally killed unless you and some other folk do something to fix it. A real snoozer, but an interesting way to kill time I guess.
• This one movie is so bad that I can't even remember the name. Basically some teen girl discovers a dark secret about herself. Her parents pretty much promised her soul or whatever to the Devil in exchange for a chance to live. Long story short, her mom goes nuts, she and her dad move, and suddenly this new town is all against her but also worshipping her or some crap...been there, done that.

That's not even half the movies on my list, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

The Sweetest Thing. That movie filled me with hate.

Neversin said:

Cerebus said:

Anybody who lists Avatar or Titanic as one of the worst movies they've ever seen is trying WAY too hard to be the cool contradictory guy in the room. Either that or you've seen a grand total of less than ten movies in your entire lifetime. I'm not saying they're the best, either. But they don't come close to being any kind of worst.

What a bullshit statement...

"Avatar" was a cunt movie and not even remotely what people, like me, expected for the last 14 years, I even burned my 1997 comic con promo shirt after seeing that overhyped snorefest, the dude promissed an original plot but obviously ditched that idea and delivered some blue SFX shit...

And fuck "Titanic", there's nothing even remotely interesting in a shit movie like that...

The only things interesting James Cameron made were "Aliens" and "Terminator" (not including that embarrassing "Terminator 2" crap...)

But anyway...

About 99.9% of the movies coming out of Hollywood are "the most God-awful movies I've ever seen"...

Neversin.

[Edited 8/12/10 0:31am]

I may just have 2 agree with u.

Xibalba said:

The original Fantastic Four movie by Roger Corman is pretty fucking awful. Fantastically so in fact.

Quite possibly the worst script, worst priduction, worst special effects and the worst acting all in one fanastically awful movie that you can't help but watch with your mouth agape at how it ever got made in the first place. Highly recommended. Kinda.

I dont think it was ever intended to be released.

The studio who owned the rights had to make a film within a time period or lose those rights and what you see there is the result

I thought 'Life' with Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Bernie Mac (RIP) was "God-awful".

A damn shame it had all that comedic talent and still turned out to be boring and shitty