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Texts From Last Night! Have any of you seen the website, "Texts From Last Night"? Basically, it's text messages that were sent out, and the recipient sent them to the website. It's basically a bunch of drunk, high, sexual deviants. I think the site is fucking brilliant. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Apparently, Connecticut (203), the hole that I call "Home Sweet Hell" is one of the most active area codes. Here are a few that I feel capture the essence of CT:
(203): I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
(203): Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
(203): his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
(203): There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
(203): after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet. (1-203): your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
(203): Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
(203): Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
(203): tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
(203): The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
(203): doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
(203): walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
(203): he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
(203): please don't let me die tonight (860): what have you done for me lately?
(203): Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone (1-203): whose oscar? (203): the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
(203): I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
(203): i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
(203): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Good shit. Check the site out; and feel free to post any reckless shit coming from your state.  ACRYLIC
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Yup, it's funny. I think there was a thread on it last year or so.
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Let's just say that in CT, we don't rely on the groundhog to tell us when summer's coming. The whores do a remarkable job. ACRYLIC
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