SO ive been doing a little prince concert watching the last couple of days.. and i realized that there is nothing more fullfilling to that man then to hump inadement objects such as microphone stands, floor stages, and his guitar and maybe every now and again( larry ) so it got me thinking... about starting this thread

So my question to all of you is... do you like humping objects ?

and if you do .. do you like humping any object in particular ?

and last but not least do you get a specific enjoyment or gratification from doing so ?

*deep thoughts with insatiable3*

my answer: i do not hump objects... only my husband

thank you for perticipating in this wonderful org survey

much love

Funnily enough, I used to hump cars.

Seriously. When I worked at a car dealership and things were quiet I used to play a game with my colleagues... when someone was on the phone, we would stand in view of them and hump cars to make them laugh. It was funny. I was best at it, being a girl.

Also, the night I met my best friends husband, I humped his car. He's never forgot it.

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

Sometimes I walk past the table and give it a little hump... Then theres that time when I was washing clothes

tinaz said:

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

Sometimes I walk past the table and give it a little hump... Then theres that time when I was washing clothes

I love this thread. Nice one Insatiable3!

tinaz said:

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

Sometimes I walk past the table and give it a little hump... Then theres that time when I was washing clothes

florescent said:

tinaz said:

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

Sometimes I walk past the table and give it a little hump... Then theres that time when I was washing clothes

I love this thread. Nice one Insatiable3!

lol it makes me wanna go hump a car now just for the experience i think it would be fun

and girl you know i U!!

florescent said:

Funnily enough, I used to hump cars.

Seriously. When I worked at a car dealership and things were quiet I used to play a game with my colleagues... when someone was on the phone, we would stand in view of them and hump cars to make them laugh. It was funny. I was best at it, being a girl.

Also, the night I met my best friends husband, I humped his car. He's never forgot it.

Remind me NOT to drive over to Florescents house...

such filth!! each one of you need serious help.

tinaz said:

florescent said:

Funnily enough, I used to hump cars.

Seriously. When I worked at a car dealership and things were quiet I used to play a game with my colleagues... when someone was on the phone, we would stand in view of them and hump cars to make them laugh. It was funny. I was best at it, being a girl.

Also, the night I met my best friends husband, I humped his car. He's never forgot it.

Remind me NOT to drive over to Florescents house...

someone needs to add some funny gif's to this lmfao

chico hilarious pic

I found the BIGGEST wholesale box of Chicken-flavor Ramen at the store, unopened, waiting to be seperated into singles.

I picked it up.

I humped it.

I bought the whole thing.

Went home and nom nom nom -ed it.

OMG we made my DIL hump a pepsi display at walmart the nite of her bachlorette! WANNA SEE!!

tinaz said:

OMG we made my DIL hump a pepsi display at walmart the nite of her bachlorette! WANNA SEE!!

lol omg thats hilarious!!

Acrylic said:

omg!!! thats just fucking magical

FREAKS

I went to a lot (a lot a lot A LOT!) of parties (raves) from 1990-95 (and a good amount more from 96-99) and I can tell you on very good authority that there are very few things that feel as good as laying your body on or against a speaker stack while being many levels of less than sober. Actual humping action though, for guys, I don't recall that ever happening. I did, regrettably, see naked men crawling on stacks more than once. Women, on the other hand, I have actually witnessed them (more than once) adjusting a cabinet so they could properly "use" the corner... if ya know what I'm sayin'? Seeing has how Prince has always had a bit of woman in him, he probably enjoys the experience quite a bit.

Other inanimate objects... umm... I have no experience in that regard.

I'm not even going to quote the picture... I'm just going to say that poopie underwear are gross. I'm sure she lost a bet or is following through on a dare or something... but just... ew. Nasty.

Stuffed Animals

Holler if U hear me

Cerebus said:

I'm not even going to quote the picture... I'm just going to say that poopie underwear are gross. I'm sure she lost a bet or is following through on a dare or something... but just... ew. Nasty.

She was such a good sport for all we put her thru!! And yes, I made the poopie undies! You should see the front of them..

I used to stand very close to the corner of my old washing machine when it was in spin cycle my new one makes hardly any movement

ZombieKitten said:

I used to stand very close to the corner of my old washing machine when it was in spin cycle my new one makes hardly any movement

I swear to you this is NOT the first time I've heard pretty much that exact statement from a woman. Modern technology is NOT always better.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I used to stand very close to the corner of my old washing machine when it was in spin cycle my new one makes hardly any movement

I swear to you this is NOT the first time I've heard pretty much that exact statement from a woman. Modern technology is NOT always better.

that's right

Sometimes. Coffee gets me REALLY randy!

CHIC0 said:

I dunno....that looked like a PASS to me...LOL....get it? PASS!!!

*sigh*

Anyway I ain't humped nothing in a long time, not even a person

lol @ the prince humping the stage gif acrylic who has the prince getting humped gif that mars and void were using? that shit needs to be added to this