MacDaddy said:

Lube, that's about it.

Not really into toys, I'd rather just fuck.

MacDaddy said:

Lube, that's about it.

Not really into toys, I'd rather just fuck.

Totally. I'm off the lube as well. All natural for me from now on.

florescent said:

sonic said:

Lube.

I was thinking of buying the wi-Vibe

any reviews here?

Fucking shit. Don't do it.

Biggest waste of money ever.

Just my opinion.

Awww, man really? i heared good things about it. did you find the intensity was too weak? b/c i need alot of stimulation..not sure how the g-spot stuff would feel b/c im not even sure where mine is.....

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MacDaddy said:

Lube, that's about it.

Not really into toys, I'd rather just fuck.

I would too, but I usually don't have anyone on hand when I want to

JustErin said:

A mini vibe and a butt plug. I don't really like toys and I fucking hate the butt plug.

As a gay man and a bottom I know I shouldn't be saying this...but a buttplug is only fun till it's time for it to come out. I've been on the edge of a panic attack with one of those things. Take it out! Take it out! OH Shit OWWWW no don't touch it! Take it out! Leave it the fuck alone! Go away! Take it out!

No thanks. Stick to dick.

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^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry. Which leads me to this...

Y'all women ARE aware that you can fuck AND use toys at the same time, right? Multiple toys even. Jus' sayin'.

Possibly the best thread ever.

Cerebus said:

^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry.

Well I will just have to make my own adjustments cuz it's too much stress thinkin ahead at the "removal" for me to enjoy.

How quickly do you need to enter? This is butt-fucking not Supermarket Sweeptakes.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry.

Well I will just have to make my own adjustments cuz it's too much stress thinkin ahead at the "removal" for me to enjoy.

How quickly do you need to enter? This is butt-fucking not Supermarket Sweeptakes.

Well at least you understand what I'm sayin' about the quickness being difficult. I can only speak from experience here, but I've been with more than one women who SERIOUSLY got off on having the plug removed during a vaginal climax followed by a fast anal entrance. The latter of which often led to prolonging the pleasure of the former. And who am I to argue with ANY of that?

Cerebus said:

^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry. Which leads me to this...

Y'all women ARE aware that you can fuck AND use toys at the same time, right? Multiple toys even. Jus' sayin'.

Possibly the best thread ever.

Of course we know that. That's the only reason I've bought toys. Other than a vibe it's never for solo use.

I'm just not a fan of toys or any sexual aids really.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry.

Well I will just have to make my own adjustments cuz it's too much stress thinkin ahead at the "removal" for me to enjoy.

How quickly do you need to enter? This is butt-fucking not Supermarket Sweeptakes.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

^^^ They're good for the process of working up to something bigger, or for have said orifice warmed up for quick entry. Which leads me to this...

Y'all women ARE aware that you can fuck AND use toys at the same time, right? Multiple toys even. Jus' sayin'.

Possibly the best thread ever.

Of course we know that. That's the only reason I've bought toys. Other than a vibe it's never for solo use.

I'm just not a fan of toys or any sexual aids really.

No Viagra parties for you!

Cerebus said:

HamsterHuey said:

I can't say.

Yes. Unfortunately for you, beastiality is still frowned upon by most people.

HamsterHuey said:

Cerebus said:

Yes. Unfortunately for you, beastiality is still frowned upon by most people.

I actually laughed out loud quite loudly.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Of course we know that. That's the only reason I've bought toys. Other than a vibe it's never for solo use.

I'm just not a fan of toys or any sexual aids really.

No Viagra parties for you!

Works for me. I don't fuck with old dudes.

http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

Cerebus said:

I actually laughed out loud quite loudly.

Woof?

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

No Viagra parties for you!

Works for me. I don't fuck with old dudes.

You make me laugh. But not for the reasons you'd think.

HamsterHuey said:

Cerebus said:

I actually laughed out loud quite loudly.

Woof?

Meow?

Nikademus said:

http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

Gah! WTH! It weighs TWELVE POUNDS and is five inches across at the top! That is just not ANY KIND of right.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Works for me. I don't fuck with old dudes.

You make me laugh. But not for the reasons you'd think.

Interesting, because I don't think anything...

Nikademus said:

http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

OK.... I just figured out what that site is about. I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty that you've provided me with WAY MORE knowledge than I needed about something I didn't even know existed. Human beings never cease to amaze me.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

You make me laugh. But not for the reasons you'd think.

Interesting, because I don't think anything...

I don't doubt that at all.

Cerebus said:

Nikademus said:

http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

OK.... I just figured out what that site is about. I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty that you've provided me with WAY MORE knowledge than I needed about something I didn't even know existed. Human beings never cease to amaze me.

That is NOT an SPCA-approved site.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Interesting, because I don't think anything...

I don't doubt that at all.

Yes, me so dumb.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

I don't doubt that at all.

Yes, me so dumb.

I never saw that drooling emoticon before

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Yes, me so dumb.

I never saw that drooling emoticon before

Neither had I until just now.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I never saw that drooling emoticon before

Neither had I until just now.

i can't fucking breathe

that post needs a youtube remix somehow!

Cerebus said:

Nikademus said:

http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

OK.... I just figured out what that site is about. I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty that you've provided me with WAY MORE knowledge than I needed about something I didn't even know existed. Human beings never cease to amaze me.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

OK.... I just figured out what that site is about. I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty that you've provided me with WAY MORE knowledge than I needed about something I didn't even know existed. Human beings never cease to amaze me.

That is NOT an SPCA-approved site.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

I don't doubt that at all.

Yes, me so dumb.

For the record, I don't think you're dumb. Doesn't matter, though, because I'm sure you don't actually care what I think.