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Reply #30 posted 07/20/10 12:55am

insatiable3

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ZombieKitten said:

MoniGram said:

That big??? eek

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging.
No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme.
So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft."

for the love of god i wanna know how someone can walk after using that... 8" around thats just not right lol confused

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Reply #31 posted 07/20/10 12:57am

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

ZombieKitten said:

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging.
No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme.
So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft."

for the love of god i wanna know how someone can walk after using that... 8" around thats just not right lol confused

I only know the metric system, so I had no idea just from the description err

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Reply #32 posted 07/20/10 12:59am

Cerebus

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MoniGram said:

ZombieKitten said:

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging.
No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme.
So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft."

omfg

Just reading that makes me go OUCH!

giggle

Belladonna used to be really hot to me. She was nasty as all get out and she wasn't bald, which actually makes me happy. lol These days she's just gone WAY too gonzo for me... which is sayin' somethin'. lol Doesn't surprise me that she'd have her name attached to something that extreme.

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Reply #33 posted 07/20/10 1:00am

insatiable3

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ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

for the love of god i wanna know how someone can walk after using that... 8" around thats just not right lol confused

I only know the metric system, so I had no idea just from the description err

ok take the width of a tennis ball or a coke can and thats what it would be ... yep like having sex with a coke can...

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Reply #34 posted 07/20/10 1:22am

Mach

ZombieKitten said:

MoniGram said:

That big??? eek

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging.
No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme.
So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft."

Kinda like a horses dick

eek

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Reply #35 posted 07/20/10 1:23am

MoniGram

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Mach said:

ZombieKitten said:

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging.
No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme.
So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft."

Kinda like a horses dick

eek

omfg omfg omfg

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Reply #36 posted 07/20/10 1:24am

thejason

a diet coke

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Reply #37 posted 07/20/10 1:25am

MoniGram

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thejason said:

a diet coke

falloff

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Reply #38 posted 07/20/10 1:26am

ZombieKitten

MoniGram said:

thejason said:

a diet coke

falloff

in a can? 8" around?

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Reply #39 posted 07/20/10 1:28am

MoniGram

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ZombieKitten said:

MoniGram said:

falloff

in a can? 8" around?

spit

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Reply #40 posted 07/20/10 1:29am

thejason

ZombieKitten said:

MoniGram said:

falloff

in a can? 8" around?

I didnt measure it, I drank it...rolleyes

besides, for sexy time purposes, I would have gotten a 2 liter bottle...biggrin

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Reply #41 posted 07/20/10 1:31am

ZombieKitten

thejason said:

ZombieKitten said:

in a can? 8" around?

I didnt measure it, I drank it...rolleyes

besides, for sexy time purposes, I would have gotten a 2 liter bottle...biggrin

ooooooh metric batting eyes batting eyes

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Reply #42 posted 07/20/10 1:36am

Cerebus

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A coke can is 8 1/4"

A baseball bat is 9"

Not that I looked it up or anything. lol

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Reply #43 posted 07/20/10 1:37am

ZombieKitten

Cerebus said:

A coke can is 8 1/4"

A baseball bat is 9"

Not that I looked it up or anything. lol

falloff falloff

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Reply #44 posted 07/20/10 1:44am

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lol falloff you guys are great....

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Reply #45 posted 07/20/10 1:46am

thejason

Cerebus said:

A coke can is 8 1/4"

A baseball bat is 9"

Not that I looked it up or anything. lol

whats another 3/4" girth after a coke can has been in your orifice(s)...shrug

but the length of the bat is gonna be hard to swallow...amongst other things....

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Reply #46 posted 07/20/10 2:04am

insatiable3

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I want one of these...

its called the liberator wedge

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Reply #47 posted 07/20/10 2:07am

Mach

MoniGram said:

Mach said:

Kinda like a horses dick

eek

omfg omfg omfg

eek

What ...

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Reply #48 posted 07/20/10 2:08am

Mach

insatiable3 said:

I want one of these...

its called the liberator wedge

( didn't watch this vid ... )

We used to have a wedge ... a decade ago smile

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Reply #49 posted 07/20/10 2:08am

JustErin

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A mini vibe and a butt plug. I don't really like toys and I fucking hate the butt plug.

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Reply #50 posted 07/20/10 2:11am

Cerebus

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insatiable3 said:

I want one of these...

its called the liberator wedge

One of the companies that makes the wedges also makes cubes and rectangles. They work well - definitely helpful for keeping bodies in positions that are difficult to hold for long periods of time, and for reaching certain places with regularly. lol

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Reply #51 posted 07/20/10 2:12am

Cerebus

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JustErin said:

A mini vibe and a butt plug. I don't really like toys and I fucking hate the butt plug.

Well then you're clearly not using it properly. Let me know if you need any help with that.

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Reply #52 posted 07/20/10 2:16am

JustErin

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Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

A mini vibe and a butt plug. I don't really like toys and I fucking hate the butt plug.

Well then you're clearly not using it properly. Let me know if you need any help with that.

lol

I'm ok, thanks. It's officially retired.

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Reply #53 posted 07/20/10 2:18am

thejason

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Well then you're clearly not using it properly. Let me know if you need any help with that.

lol

I'm ok, thanks. It's officially retired.

so, when a butt plug gets retired does it go to a recycle center, goodwill, garbage, somebody elses butt?

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Reply #54 posted 07/20/10 2:21am

ZombieKitten

thejason said:

JustErin said:

lol

I'm ok, thanks. It's officially retired.

so, when a butt plug gets retired does it go to a recycle center, goodwill, garbage, somebody elses butt?

just because they are economically challenged doesn't mean thrift store shoppers don't like a good one in the butt! no no no!

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Reply #55 posted 07/20/10 2:22am

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thejason said:

JustErin said:

lol

I'm ok, thanks. It's officially retired.

so, when a butt plug gets retired does it go to a recycle center, goodwill, garbage, somebody elses butt?

Hahaha... seniors, it went to the seniors home down the street.

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Reply #56 posted 07/20/10 2:24am

Vendetta1

The Rock Chick. Just. Awesome.

I haven't been in a long time. The last toys I bought were at a party someone threw last summer.

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Reply #57 posted 07/20/10 2:26am

thejason

JustErin said:

thejason said:

so, when a butt plug gets retired does it go to a recycle center, goodwill, garbage, somebody elses butt?

Hahaha... seniors, it went to the seniors home down the street.

I love working with the elderly...and their assholes mushy

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Reply #58 posted 07/20/10 2:27am

Cerebus

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Vendetta1 said:

The Rock Chick.

I had too look it up. lol That's what the wedge is really helpful with naturally if you can get with somebody who knows and is willing to try.

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Reply #59 posted 07/20/10 2:30am

ZombieKitten

Vendetta1 said:

The Rock Chick. Just. Awesome.

I haven't been in a long time. The last toys I bought were at a party someone threw last summer.

how often do you have to load it up with new batteries? I ordered one and then ended up not buying it because of those little watch batteries it takes confused

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