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eat fatenning food in front of you just when you're on a diet _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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Pull out that chainsaw when your just not in the mood! | |
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LaVisHh said: punish you by taking away sex.
Funny thing is most of the time it is not much of a punishment but a blessing... little do they know!!  He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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act as if you mean a great deal to them, then stop communicating with you when they've gotten what they want | |
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Yenta Centa, we are the yentas, this is our centa | |
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AnotherLover2 said: act as if you mean a great deal to them, then stop communicating with you when they've gotten what they want
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Want to have intercourse when you are enjoying a blow. | |
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once they cum, they get up and leave, without making us cum too. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Yea that sucks | |
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Drive around in the summer with the music blaring, and you can feel the bass thumping before you see the car. | |
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take at least 45 minutes taking a dump. | |
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Try to convince us that it's natural to sleep around. | |
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expect us to serve them beer _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Commit to a sexual affair, but not a love affair...
g'nite for now, orgers...  | |
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ian said: CalhounSq said: ian said: CalhounSq said: ian said: Sheesh you are some stroppy high maintenance chicks! Remind me never to date an orger
  CalhounSq girl I didn't know you were into all that! 
Well I thought saying "chicks" would get a rise out of someone... Depends on my mood, sometimes it's good to be called a chick
That's another thing - men who think women are just one thing, she's like this or she's like that. I'm never just one thing, flow with me, darlin'! (I'm sure that will just complicate things more, lol!)...  Far too many rules to remember here CSq... you'd turn a man to drink I swear
You should just list top 3 rules, get em printed up, laminated, and dish em out to each new date... Yea, this may be why I haven't had a date in a while :O 
  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Heavenly said: we let you have your vibrators
 I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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men who let women have things.  | |
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LaVisHh said: men who let women have things.
THANK YOU!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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this thread has been wonderfully educational...i feel like i have a degree in how to piss women off..  ...i'm sure this info will come in very handy in the future...
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O.k. here goes but these things are more Gross than annoying. When they walk around outside without a shirt on and they have big Beer Bellies and they think they are Sexy. When they Belch or Fart and blame You. When you are driving next to them and at the light they pick their nose. When the throw garbage out the window from their cars. When the Smell. When they call you on the phone 50 million times. When they Follow you. When they leave the toilet seat up or ruin the toothpaste. But otherwise Men are Great. | |
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CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: men who let women have things.
THANK YOU!! We let you have this thread didn't we? | |
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ian said: CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: men who let women have things.
THANK YOU!! We let you have this thread didn't we? NEEDED: an emoticon for :screamingmybloodyheadoff:  :X I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Act like they're listening 2 u... then wonder why your mad at them after they haven't done what you asked them 2 do. | |
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Calhoun said:
Insist on making love on our side of the bed so their side is nice & dry when they go to sleep...
DAMN!!! You hit that one on the head.  **************************************************
If the wind blew every petal from your precious red rose 
Would U be afraid of what U'd find inside? 
Prince - Dreamin' About U | |
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when men pulls out and cum on u, then wonder why ur mad at them afterwards | |
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ian said: CalhounSq said: LaVisHh said: men who let women have things.
THANK YOU!! We let you have this thread didn't we? | |
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CalhounSq said: AzureStar said: When they whistle, openly stare or say something like: "You're looking good, baby."
Men... this is NOT a way to get a woman to like you. OOH, my PET PEEVE is men who say, "Smile, sweetheart!"  It's SO annoying!!! For all they know I just got a call that something bad has happened to someone I love - who the fuck are they to tell me what expression to have @ any given time??? Is my soul purpose to walk around w/ a smile to make THEM feel pleasant??? I'm a human being, not a fucking billboard! UGH... :X ROFL! | |
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Heavenly said: But with all those flaws, you still love us
 Well it's illegal to hunt you! | |
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CherryMoon said: Calhoun said:
Insist on making love on our side of the bed so their side is nice & dry when they go to sleep...
DAMN!!! You hit that one on the head. Why don't you take the middle of the bed??? besides who is getting all wet? :
- [This message was edited Mon Jan 27 8:53:44 PST 2003 by Abrazo] You are not my "friend" because you threaten my security. | |
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