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DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. | |
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Heavenly said: TIPS FOR HUSBANDS
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. Now I would say that about covers it!!  He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Oh, and sell you on how great they are in bed, and cum in their pants. | |
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I just woke up, and seems like I've missed the battle of the sexes. who's winning? Well, that's a dumb question, of course we female will win  [This message was edited Sat Jan 25 21:59:43 PST 2003 by MissCute] _______________________________
 Miss Cute
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MissCute said:
I just woke up, and seems like I've missed the battle of the sexes. who's winning? Well, that's a dumb question, of course we female will win
[This message was edited Sat Jan 25 21:59:43 PST 2003 by MissCute]  | |
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Spit in public. Especially when they make that loud, disgusting noise in their throat before spitting.  | |
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decorating the toilet with sprinkles of urine |
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Raven said: Spit in public. Especially when they make that loud, disgusting noise in their throat before spitting.
Exactly! | |
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sit around and do nothing. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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LaVisHh said: Oh, and sell you on how great they are in bed, and cum in their pants.
Lav- I am so with you on this one... He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: LaVisHh said: Oh, and sell you on how great they are in bed, and cum in their pants.
Lav- I am so with you on this one... Yup. | |
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Men's blatant disregard or refusal to acknowledge their common sense and it's benefits. | |
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use guilt on you. | |
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have "nutaches" | |
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Everything they do, they make you understand that it's just a favour.
like throwing out the garbage. doing the dishes once in a while. lift their legs while WE vacuume. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: Everything they do, they make you understand that it's just a favour.
like throwing out the garbage. doing the dishes once in a while. lift their legs while WE vacuume. | |
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try and stick their pipe in your bum while your having sex  | |
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LaVisHh said: use guilt on you.
hey hey hey...stop stealing my posts  | |
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when they scream "OH BRITTANY!" during lovemaking :MAD: | |
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show you pictures of models _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Fuck anyone and anything that moves to feel better about himself | |
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Hit on their best friend's girlfriend/wife | |
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forget to do everything. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Take beauty over brains. | |
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When they leave that bloody latrine seat up.
I hate that! | |
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DOLPHINA said: When they leave that bloody latrine seat up.
I hate that! Are you in the military? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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IceNine said: DOLPHINA said: When they leave that bloody latrine seat up.
I hate that! Are you in the military? Are you my Private Private? | |
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LaVisHh said: Fuck anyone and anything that moves to feel better about himself
Looks familiar!  | |
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LaVisHh said: Hit on their best friend's girlfriend/wife
Copycat!  | |
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AnotherLover2 said: LaVisHh said: Hit on their best friend's girlfriend/wife
Copycat!  | |
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