letting you burn the food

LaVisHh said:

Come on, that doesn't really annoy you.

Supernova said:

heh heh

we let you hide the remote

ian said:

allowing you to be brainwashed by Oprah

LaVisHh said:

Tarantula nose hairs.

Snacks left in their moustache/beard.

letting you talk for hours on the phone about nothing

we're just 's and you can't take it. admit it, come on...

Shirts with buttons that are NOT used...

Pants worn up to their nipples.

LaVisHh said:

That top button chokes me!

we let you put us down like you're doing right now.
That's gotta worth something.
[This message was edited Sat Jan 25 21:30:32 PST 2003 by Heavenly]

Moonbeam said:

Rephrase: Wearing shirts with buttons and neglecting to use ANY of them...

LaVisHh said:

Ah- I can see how that would be annoying!

2the9s said:

2da9s

we take the blame even if it's not our fault.

LaVisHh said:

It depends on the guy. The one who gets a
hard-on and subsequently grabs your shoulders
to rub his chest against your breasts...I
start windmilling on the floor or deliberately
change partners and vanish into the crowd.

It seems like women have a uncanny intuitive or psychic nature at times, and I ask myself " How in the hell did she know about that?"
Women, where does that intuitive nature come from? I would like to know!!

Heavenly said:

You know which side your bread is buttered on.

AbucahX said:

Men are easy to read, and a lot of times you give things away without knowing.

When they "get you off" and expect reciprocation but when
you "get them off" they dont feel they have to reciprocate.

Thats just foul!!

Moonbeam said:

OPEN SHIRT GUY

Vehicle: PT Cruiser
Dress: Open Shirt, Denim
Housing: Apartment with an open terrace
Friends: Big Buckle Guy
Nicknames: Suave, Tico


Open Shirt Guy is constantly surrounded by chicks with big fake boobs. He got his style from his Dad, who was known in the neighborhood only as No Shirt Guy. Open Shirt Guy, however, took it one step back, and decided that he would add a little mystery, and only show 80% of his chest, and then later scaled it back to 60% after he got a really weird sunburn on Venice Beach.

Open Shirt Guy has close ties with Cowboy Guy, and has also been mistaken for Small Waist Guy. He is neither, and you can tell because he usually wears a leather strap under his watch. That is a telling sign.

What can we learn from Open Shirt Guy? Always keep your collar up when wearing a long sleeve denim shirt. Always keep your thumb hooked in left front pocket, and ALWAYS keep a cool stance, even when you’re waiting for the next urinal.

we let you choose how many times a week/month we'll have sex.
We allow you to do your silent treatments.
and with all your flaws, we still love you

AzureStar said:

True, but why are you guys so complex? Why not be simple like we are?

GREAT BODY GUY

Vehicle: Beemer
Dress: Speedo
Housing: Bitchin' Pad in Jersey
Friends: Vin, Ernie (Junior High Buds)
Nicknames: Big Man, da Slicksta'


To be this cool guy, you need some lightly colored Gucci Sunglasses and a black or bright yellow BMW.

A good way to seem important is to constantly talk on your cell phone, especially while you are doing one-arm curls at the gym. People love this.

Often times, you must go to the tanning salon to make sure your tan is even. Always tan naked, but be sure to wipe down the machine before you mount it.

The gym isn't really neccessary, because your body is naturally buff, and you know it! Get a nipple ring if you find yourself dancing alone in the clubs at night. What can we learn from this cool guy?

A completely shaved body = chicks

Pluck those eyebrows

Talk with a fake Brooklyn accent and say: "what the f*ck?" A lot!

http://coolguyfiles.mpera.../index.php )

AbucahX said:

I think that about covers it.