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Where in the world is King Tut’s missing member?

The Egyptian boy king’s penis may have been swiped because the 19-year-old royal was less-than-endowed, raising the concept of a possible anatomical conspiracy, according to Time Magazine.

This much is certain though: that particular body part has disappeared, and it appears that the clandestine castration took place relatively recently.

What happened to a particular part of Tut’s anatomy isn’t the only mystery enshrouding the king. Scientists have debated the cause of the famed king’s death as recently as this year, when some were guessing it might be due to a bone disorder or malaria. Earlier this month German researchers overruled that theory and said the boy royal had sickle cell anemia, which can lead to organ failure.

But when journalist Jo Marchant started researching this newest diagnosis for The New Scientist, evidence surfaced to suggest that Tut may have had a genetic mutation that causes weird physical effects like elongated skulls and under developed genitals.

While Zahi Hawass, Egypt’s chief archaeologist, says that the 19-year-old king was actually well-developed, the fact remains that the king’s member is no longer attached to the mummy. Marchant confirmed that the mummy was intact at its first unwrapping in 1922. The penis was said to be missing in 1968 but a CT scan later revealed that it was hidden by sand surrounding the mummy. Now some scientists think the penis was taken at some point after the body was enbalmed, raising the possibility that it might have been a conspiracy to spare Tut, in the afterlife, the “locker room” variety of embarrassment

have they looked inside his beard?

ZombieKitten said:

have they looked inside his beard?

I have it

ZombieKitten said:

have they looked inside his beard?

Sometimes the things we're looking for are right in front of our eyes.

AnckSuNamun said:

ZombieKitten said:

have they looked inside his beard?

Sometimes the things we're looking for are right in front of our eyes.

for at least 30 years I've thought it was there!

are they going to keep it in a jar for public display like Rasputin's willy?

i have the feeling that a 'penises of great historical figures' exhibit would be a great success.

whistle said:

are they going to keep it in a jar for public display like Rasputin's willy?

i have the feeling that a 'penises of great historical figures' exhibit would be a great success.

what was his willy like?

ZombieKitten said:

whistle said:

are they going to keep it in a jar for public display like Rasputin's willy?

i have the feeling that a 'penises of great historical figures' exhibit would be a great success.

what was his willy like?

cop a load of this:

http://www.two-ninesports...0penis.jpg

whistle said:

ZombieKitten said:

what was his willy like?

cop a load of this:

http://www.two-ninesports...0penis.jpg

Oh holy fuck it was GREEN?!?!?!?!?

TheVoid said:

BEST THREAD TITLE EVER!!!

the 19-year-old royal was less-than-endowed

It damn sure wasn't me!

Have ya'll seen "Ghost Town"?

The scene where Ricky Gervaise and Tea Leoni discuss the size of "Pepe" the Mummy's member?

SOOOOOO funny!!! It kinda becomes a running joke for the rest of the movie.

whoa. that's a mean trick. what will dude use in the afterlife???

Somebody had to think this was a story worth reporting and write this. Then an editor had to edit it. Followed by a publisher publishing it. Must have been a slow news day.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/314131/june-30-2010/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---king-tut-s-penis

"He gave his cock for tourism..."

ZombieKitten said:

have they looked inside his beard?

Did you guys find the penis yet?

connorhawke said:

Did you guys find the penis yet?

It's hidden here somewhere

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chocolatehandles said:

connorhawke said:

Did you guys find the penis yet?

It's hidden here somewhere

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I'm gonna throw up....

That pic was posted by squirrelgrease in M&M.... when i first saw it i too felt sick

Good ol' sgrease

smoothcriminal12 said:

chocolatehandles said:

It's hidden here somewhere

[img:$uid]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n276/squirrelgrease/BigPrince.jpg[/img:$uid]

I'm gonna throw up....

The tears of laughter. Omg! You guys rock hard in a funky place.

ZombieKitten said:

have they looked inside his beard?