Tiger Woods has reportedly agreed to pay at least $750 million in a divorce settlement with his wife, Elin Nordegren, according to the London Sun.

As part of the agreement, Nordegren can never speak publicly about Tiger's extramarital affairs and Tiger isn't allowed to bring any girlfriends around his two young children.

The Sun reports that Woods and Nordegren will sign divorce papers next week during a court hearing in Orlando, Fla.

The deal will also reportedly give Nordegren full custody of the couple's children, 3-year-old daughter Sam and 1-year-old son Charlie.

Woods will pay the 30-year-old Nordegren between $750 million and $833 million, provided she doesn't reveal any details about her former husband's reported affairs.

@ Tigga

I hope this stipulates she can't have any more suckers around the kids either. Amazing she will still control his cock after paying her skank ass 3/4 of a billion dollars. No tail is worth it. Hopefully Tiger uses all the women he can and pays nothing to do it.

I hope all that pussy was good, cause it sure cost a lot.

wonder how much he'll have left

Good for her!

Isn't The Sun a tabloid? Not saying it's not true but just sayin'.

$750 is crazy

Vendetta1 said:

Isn't The Sun a tabloid? Not saying it's not true but just sayin'.

I'm not sure but ESPN was also reporting it so I went with it.

SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

Isn't The Sun a tabloid? Not saying it's not true but just sayin'.

I'm not sure but ESPN was also reporting it so I went with it.

Oh shit.

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm not sure but ESPN was also reporting it so I went with it.

Oh shit.

And it was on the local evening news

wow! that's a lot of money! i can't believe that she would get that much, seems he would of fought more to pay a lesser amount.

Well thats unfortunate-if its true. Its way too much money and way too much control on her side but being a wealthy man he shouldve thought about all this before hand. Its a shame he didn't fight harder instead of letting his guilt get the best of him.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

$750 is crazy

: for only 750 dollars why not, lol

BlackAdder7 said:

wonder how much he'll have left

Plenty. If he can afford to shell out 750 tickets, then he's certainly got major cheese beyond that, and yet to earn. But 750 million is ridiculous and no way in hell she should get that kind of money.

RebirthOfCool said:

But 750 million is ridiculous and no way in hell she should get that kind of money.

Thank you. What a bunch of bullshit(if it's true), and Tiger Woods is a fucking pussy for agreeing to that mess.

If this is true I'll loose more respect for Tiger because of this than I did from any of his other behavioral issues. Wack.

Cerebus said:

If this is true I'll loose more respect for Tiger because of this than I did from any of his other behavioral issues. Wack.

It is pretty fucking ridiculous.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

If this is true I'll loose more respect for Tiger because of this than I did from any of his other behavioral issues. Wack.

It is pretty fucking ridiculous.

$250 million would be ridiculous. Shit, $100 million would be ridiculous. I'm not even going to get back into all the stuff we discussed in the previous thread regarding the way asset distribution works in divorce settlements. I'll just say that number is REALLY suspect. Also, beyond the ridiculous monetary figure, it just strikes me as odd that Tiger would give over sole custody of his kids AND be such a sissy regarding Elin speaking publically. Like, seriously, what kind of revelations could she provide at this point?

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

It is pretty fucking ridiculous.

$250 million would be ridiculous. Shit, $100 million would be ridiculous. I'm not even going to get back into all the stuff we discussed in the previous thread regarding the way asset distribution works in divorce settlements. I'll just say that number is REALLY suspect. Also, beyond the ridiculous monetary figure, it just strikes me as odd that Tiger would give over sole custody of his kids AND be such a sissy regarding Elin speaking publically. Like, seriously, what kind of revelations could she provide at this point?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

$250 million would be ridiculous. Shit, $100 million would be ridiculous. I'm not even going to get back into all the stuff we discussed in the previous thread regarding the way asset distribution works in divorce settlements. I'll just say that number is REALLY suspect. Also, beyond the ridiculous monetary figure, it just strikes me as odd that Tiger would give over sole custody of his kids AND be such a sissy regarding Elin speaking publically. Like, seriously, what kind of revelations could she provide at this point?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Right?! I mean, OBVIOUSLY his junk works, so she can't talk bad about that. He was an unattentive husband. Really? I think we've figured that out by now. He was gone all the time. No way?! He was bad in bed. Please. Any kind of hate she comes with like that will just be written off as her being vindictive. I guess MAYBE he could want her to stay quiet about his interaction with his kids. And there's always the possible big one; that she knows facts regarding the steroid accusations. But really, without stretching it, I just think the whole thing sounds eight kinds of suspect.

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Right?! I mean, OBVIOUSLY his junk works, so she can't talk bad about that. He was an unattentive husband. Really? I think we've figured that out by now. He was gone all the time. No way?! He was bad in bed. Please. Any kind of hate she comes with like that will just be written off as her being vindictive. I guess MAYBE he could want her to stay quiet about his interaction with his kids. And there's always the possible big one; that she knows facts regarding the steroid accusations. But really, without stretching it, I just think the whole thing sounds eight kinds of suspect.

All and all, the moral to the story is Tiger is a dumbass.

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Right?! I mean, OBVIOUSLY his junk works, so she can't talk bad about that. He was an unattentive husband. Really? I think we've figured that out by now. He was gone all the time. No way?! He was bad in bed. Please. Any kind of hate she comes with like that will just be written off as her being vindictive. I guess MAYBE he could want her to stay quiet about his interaction with his kids. And there's always the possible big one; that she knows facts regarding the steroid accusations. But really, without stretching it, I just think the whole thing sounds eight kinds of suspect.

That's a lot of scrilla

JerseyKRS said:

I hope all that pussy was good, cause it sure cost a lot.

Sounds fair to me. He made a bazillion dollars by spending most of his life on a golf course and she gets $750 million of it for hangin' out with him for a couple of years.

I mean, don't get me wrong: Tiger is a tremendous, tremendous asshole. But - in Two-thousand-and-fucking-TEN - are we really still giving people cash because some dickwad promised to stick with them forever?

If a couple is together a long time and one of them sacrificed dough for the relationship and/or helped acquire wealth then, by all means, they should be compensated. But getting half of someone's shit for a few years of makin' nice? Now, THAT is some fucked-up shit.

JerseyKRS said:

I hope all that pussy was good, cause it sure cost a lot.

JerseyKRS said:

I hope all that pussy was good, cause it sure cost a lot.

Amen. And some of it don't look like it's worth more than $1.50...

Rogue588 said:

some of it don't look like it's worth more than $1.50...

My sentiments, exactly.

I'm gonna marry a rich celeb lady and divorce her.

I read on Mercury News that the settlement is between 750 - 833 million. That's craziness if there ever was such a thing.