SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

chocolate1 said:

A true diva knows her limits... Wherever there are heels, there HAS to be matching flats!

It's YOUR back and I say bravo for not forcing it to break by heeling all night!

That's lovely. Go start a group for lesbians and sensible-shoe-wearing wominz.

Traitor.

Acrylic said:

Critique.

Ok, first off, they BOTH need to be taken in. All that mess happening behind her did not make me not notice his sensible flat hooker thigh highs. A pink van should've been waiting outside.

She needs to cover up or put on a backwards bra and make the best of the situation.

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tinaz said:

Think crocs will ever make a heel or a wedge?

http://www.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=crocs%20heels%20wedges&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

johnart said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's YOUR back and I say bravo for not forcing it to break by heeling all night!

That's lovely. Go start a group for lesbians and sensible-shoe-wearing wominz.

Traitor.

ZombieKitten said:

tinaz said:

Think crocs will ever make a heel or a wedge?

http://www.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=crocs%20heels%20wedges&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Oh no you don't!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

That's lovely. Go start a group for lesbians and sensible-shoe-wearing wominz.

Traitor.

What???
Were you or were you not told upon hire that this was a NO MERCY organization??

I'm sorry, I know that what we will from this point on refer to (only if we MUST discuss it) as "flat-gate" happened and I've accepted it and moved forward, but this organization will not advocate bringing spare shoes to formal events.

[Edited 7/14/10 16:30pm]

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

That's lovely. Go start a group for lesbians and sensible-shoe-wearing wominz.

Traitor.

Chocoladykelica

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

What???
Were you or were you not told upon hire that this was a NO MERCY organization??

I'm sorry, I know that what we will from this point on refer to (only if we MUST discuss it) as "flat-gate" happened and I've accepted it and moved forward, but this organization will not advocate bringing spare shoes to formal events.

[Edited 7/14/10 16:30pm]

Wait! You misunderstood!

I was upset at the thought of such an organization! Those wearing comfortable shoes shouldn't HAVE their own group!

How did I get in this mess?!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

What???
Were you or were you not told upon hire that this was a NO MERCY organization??

I'm sorry, I know that what we will from this point on refer to (only if we MUST discuss it) as "flat-gate" happened and I've accepted it and moved forward, but this organization will not advocate bringing spare shoes to formal events.

[Edited 7/14/10 16:30pm]

Wait! You misunderstood!

I was upset at the thought of such an organization! Those wearing comfortable shoes shouldn't HAVE their own group!

How did I get in this mess?!

Shoewhore said:

Hero0101 said:

Aww...this thread makes me miss my hags!!!! I've left two of 'em in Seattle, at least two in Orlando...and don't have any here in NY. (though they would hit me if i called them a hag... )

Any NY'ers applying for the job?

=0P

A girl can never have too many Gays!!

a gay can never have too many girls! (or is it gerrrls?)

=0P

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I love you, John!

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

[Edited 7/14/10 13:59pm]

and omg...i died. In fact, i think i have died almost as many times in this thread as in the infamous "when bottoms don't douche" thread. Y'all are awesome.

=0P

This commercial is as gay as Johnart:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

i need help.

i cannot walk in heels for the life of me. i only wear 1"-2" heels, and then only to work, and i still fumble over myself more often than i'd like.

chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

My image of you is forever tarnished!!

BklynBabe said:

with toe rings, tasteful ankle tattoo, and manicured nails! *snaps fingers*

I'm dead. You killed me. That, that, that...my God I can't even call it a shoe! That thing...it's just...it...it...

Someone hold me!!

Just a perfect GAY,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.
Just a perfect GAY,
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later, a movie, too,
And then home.

Oh you're such a perfect GAY,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
You're such a perfect GAY,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

Just a perfect GAY,
Problems all left alone,
Weekenders on our own.
It's such fun.
Just a perfect GAY,
You made me forget myself.
I thought I was someone else,
Someone good.

Hero0101 said:

johnart said:

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

[Edited 7/14/10 13:59pm]

and omg...i died. In fact, i think i have died almost as many times in this thread as in the infamous "when bottoms don't douche" thread. Y'all are awesome.

=0P

2freaky4church1 said:

This commercial is as gay as Johnart:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

OMFG I called Ron into the room the other night because I swear THAT. IS. THE. GROSSEST. COMMERCIAL.

RenHoek said:

Just a perfect GAY,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.
Just a perfect GAY,
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later, a movie, too,
And then home.

Oh you're such a perfect GAY,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
You're such a perfect GAY,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

Just a perfect GAY,
Problems all left alone,
Weekenders on our own.
It's such fun.
Just a perfect GAY,
You made me forget myself.
I thought I was someone else,
Someone good.

evenstar3 said:

i need help.

i cannot walk in heels for the life of me. i only wear 1"-2" heels, and then only to work, and i still fumble over myself more often than i'd like.

Are there Gays in your area who can help???

Don't dispair. We're building a network.

[Edited 7/14/10 21:11pm]

johnart said:

evenstar3 said:

i need help.

i cannot walk in heels for the life of me. i only wear 1"-2" heels, and then only to work, and i still fumble over myself more often than i'd like.

Are there Gays in your area who can help???

Don't dispair. We're building a network.

[Edited 7/14/10 21:11pm]

i don't know any!

...i also don't know how to wear blush.

johnart said:

You see it everyday.

It is a growing epidemic.

Women without an ounce of taste.

Behaving foolishly on Oprah over some free shit they don't even know what it's gonna be.

It's not their fault...no.

These women were born without the Fabulous gene and left by society to fend for themselves.

For themselves...without a Gay.


The Baby Jesus Loves You!

I see some role models for you.

evenstar3 said:

johnart said:

Are there Gays in your area who can help???

Don't dispair. We're building a network.

[Edited 7/14/10 21:11pm]

i don't know any!

...i also don't know how to wear blush.

Get thee to a Sephora NOW!!!

Shoewhore said:

evenstar3 said:

i don't know any!

...i also don't know how to wear blush.

Get thee to a Sephora NOW!!!

I don't wear makeup.

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

Get thee to a Sephora NOW!!!

I don't wear makeup.

Ever???

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

Get thee to a Sephora NOW!!!

I don't wear makeup.

I have a sister who is the same. I don't think she's ever worn makeup in her life. It would be bizarre to me to see her in makeup.

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

Get thee to a Sephora NOW!!!

I don't wear makeup.

Okay, you are in serious danger now... [img:$uid]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g216/rebecca8273/emoticon/eusa_shifty.gif[/img:$uid]

You've seen my pictures.

My hair, clothes and shoes game are all tight, I don't think putting color on my face is going to change anything. I don't think that wearing makeup is a necessity.

Some people just look like clowns...

I see women with tons on their faces, wearing pjs and flip-flops in public, talking about how they won't leave the house without make-up.

I'm sorry, I'll take the hit for that one.