Johnart...I salute you.

You've identified a very real and distressing problem.

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

<--- peein' at "anti-shoe"

johnart said:

Ingrid, a crossing guard from New Jersey, wears dowdy unnattractive orthopedic shoes due to severe arthitis in her legs.

We surprised her with a pair of 5" stilletos and a brand new shiny wheelchair!

That's going to be me when I can't walk in my stilletos anymore!!! Rolling around in my wheelchair with my sexy heels on!!

Shoewhore said:

johnart said:

Ingrid, a crossing guard from New Jersey, wears dowdy unnattractive orthopedic shoes due to severe arthitis in her legs.

We surprised her with a pair of 5" stilletos and a brand new shiny wheelchair!

That's going to be me when I can't walk in my stilletos anymore!!! Rolling around in my wheelchair with my sexy heels on!!

I broke my ankle back in January, and I was because I had the ugly footwear because of the brace.

MidasTouch said:

Johnart...I salute you.

You've identified a very real and distressing problem.

It feels good to be appreciated.

Spread the word.

Genesia said:

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

<--- peein' at "anti-shoe"

Me too.
You shoulda told her "No honey. You throw on your flip-flops and think you fine."

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

So when's my official initiation?

Shoewhore said:

johnart said:

Ingrid, a crossing guard from New Jersey, wears dowdy unnattractive orthopedic shoes due to severe arthitis in her legs.

We surprised her with a pair of 5" stilletos and a brand new shiny wheelchair!

That's going to be me when I can't walk in my stilletos anymore!!! Rolling around in my wheelchair with my sexy heels on!!

johnart said:

TheVoid said:

mods, ban this divisive person.

You just jealous cuz to be someone's gay you have to actually SAY it outloud.

How's your butthole??

despite the lies, used

Shoewhore said:

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

I think I love you!

chocolate1 said:

Shoewhore said:

That's going to be me when I can't walk in my stilletos anymore!!! Rolling around in my wheelchair with my sexy heels on!!

I broke my ankle back in January, and I was because I had the ugly footwear because of the brace.

Last summer I was on crutches after surgery. I wore heels the whole time.

Shoewhore said:

chocolate1 said:

I broke my ankle back in January, and I was because I had the ugly footwear because of the brace.

Last summer I was on crutches after surgery. I wore heels the whole time.

I think it's safe to say you graduated this thread!

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

I've had a full-time gig since 1st grade, but I am available for consulting work.

Call Mr. G's office and see when I am available once my schedule is in place.

Shoewhore said:

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

Will you marry me?

chocolate1 said:

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

I've had a full-time gig since 1st grade, but I am available for consulting work.

Call Mr. G's office and see when I am available once my schedule is in place.

It's high time we met anyway! I've loved you from afar ever since you dressed as Sheila E. for your birthday party. You seem like my kind of people.

And I think we're going to meet in September in DC, right?

Efan said:

chocolate1 said:

I've had a full-time gig since 1st grade, but I am available for consulting work.

Call Mr. G's office and see when I am available once my schedule is in place.

It's high time we met anyway! I've loved you from afar ever since you dressed as Sheila E. for your birthday party. You seem like my kind of people.

And I think we're going to meet in September in DC, right?

Yup!

I'm still trying to sort out transportation.

And thanks for remembering!

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

I bet you look divine

chocolate1 said:

Efan said:

It's high time we met anyway! I've loved you from afar ever since you dressed as Sheila E. for your birthday party. You seem like my kind of people.

And I think we're going to meet in September in DC, right?

Yup!

I'm still trying to sort out transportation.

And thanks for remembering!

Okay, I know I'm totally jacking the thread here, but you, Cborgman, and I (and any other NYers coming) should totally train it down there together. We could fix up some nice cocktails on the train and start the party early.

Genesia said:

Shoewhore said:

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

Will you marry me?

In a heartbeat!

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

Pictures??

Aww...this thread makes me miss my hags!!!! I've left two of 'em in Seattle, at least two in Orlando...and don't have any here in NY. (though they would hit me if i called them a hag... )

Any NY'ers applying for the job?

=0P

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

Shoewhore said:

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

even the high-heel Crocs?

(yes, they do exist [no, not in my closet.. don't Naomi me.. ])

PositivityNYC said:

even the high-heel Crocs?

(yes, they do exist [no, not in my closet.. don't Naomi me.. ])

florescent said:

thejason said:

surely they can put one on your stick thingy...

[Edited 7/14/10 9:23am]

How confusing was that?!

I KNOW! im still laughing!!

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

You would be ashamed of me at this moment...

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

I was leaving work, and as I was coming down the stairs, a secretary, 2 security guards, and the girl from the counseling center were downstairs talking.

The girl said, "Why do you have on heels?"

I answered: "I wear heels just about everyday" and the guards backed me up.

She said, "But why? I see you and think how I couldn't walk around here like that. I throw on my flip-flops and I'm good."

I paused and said, "Oh No! Flip-flops are the anti-shoe, and Crocs are the Devil".

They all started laughing, but she only kinda chuckled.

*lights a candle for the fashion-challenged* [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm157candle.gif[/img:$uid]

You would be ashamed of me at this moment...