Bogart:

Q.T. (for cutie, that's his RAP name)

Bogie

Bogie Banana

Bogalicious

Bogie Bedilia (like Bonnie Bedilia, no idea why )

Lola:

Ham Turd

Hammellina (The ham names come from the musky/smokey smell Bassets get. We have to bathe her about once a month. )

Fat Rat

Furry Sausage

Sausage Monkey

...the list goes on really.

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I named my first male cat "Charlie Griffin." He was my heart and lived to be 15 years old. I have a male now named "Spunky Monkey." I call him "Spunks" for short. Another male is called "Scrappy" and I shorten it to "Scraps" at times. In total, I have 7 cats and only one of them is female. She's "Sissy" and "Sis" for short. The other males are "Thumper," "Black Mack Daddy," "Blue," and "Boots." Thumper is a beautiful long-haired kitty who reminds me of Thumper in the Walt Disney movie "Bambi." I even call my Thumper "Flower," but pronouced FLA wor, and he answers to that, too!

Our dog came with a weird name. We adopted a former show dog named Jo Joker Jo.

We call him:

Jo-Jo

Jo-Jo-Bum

Jo-Jo-Doggie

Sir Joker Joferson

Joker-dee-Joker

The Jokes

Stupid Doggie (always said in a super-high pitched voice: "Hi, you stuuupid doggie!" which makes him wag his tail and jump around like an idiot)

My Idiot Lhasa

You Shit/You Little Shit

We also insert his name into songs and sing them to him.

Why do pets make us act so stupid?

In the 1980s, we had a calico cat named "Patches" that always had a goofy scared look on her face. She would always peep her head around the corner before she would enter the room. She used to remind me of Valene Ewing's goofy ass on "Knot's Landing". I used to call her "Nuthouse".

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PunkMistress said:

Our dog came with a weird name. We adopted a former show dog named Jo Joker Jo.

We call him:

Jo-Jo

Jo-Jo-Bum

Jo-Jo-Doggie

Sir Joker Joferson

Joker-dee-Joker

The Jokes

Stupid Doggie (always said in a super-high pitched voice: "Hi, you stuuupid doggie!" which makes him wag his tail and jump around like an idiot)

My Idiot Lhasa

You Shit/You Little Shit

We also insert his name into songs and sing them to him.

Why do pets make us act so stupid?

Well now you've gone and done it! I left that part out of mine because I didn't want people to think I was totally off my rocker.

But I have anywhere between 10 and 15 songs I interchange my pup's name in all the time as well. Some are known tunes. Most are just silly little things I make up in the fly.

My neighbors must think I'm a total wack job because I usually sing most of the songs VERY loudly......

Fenwick said:

PunkMistress said:

Our dog came with a weird name. We adopted a former show dog named Jo Joker Jo.

We call him:

Jo-Jo

Jo-Jo-Bum

Jo-Jo-Doggie

Sir Joker Joferson

Joker-dee-Joker

The Jokes

Stupid Doggie (always said in a super-high pitched voice: "Hi, you stuuupid doggie!" which makes him wag his tail and jump around like an idiot)

My Idiot Lhasa

You Shit/You Little Shit

We also insert his name into songs and sing them to him.

Why do pets make us act so stupid?

Well now you've gone and done it! I left that part out of mine because I didn't want people to think I was totally off my rocker.

But I have anywhere between 10 and 15 songs I interchange my pup's name in all the time as well. Some are known tunes. Most are just silly little things I make up in the fly.

My neighbors must think I'm a total wack job because I usually sing most of the songs VERY loudly......

Only joking. I do that for my kids.

Fenwick said:

PunkMistress said:

Our dog came with a weird name. We adopted a former show dog named Jo Joker Jo.

We call him:

Jo-Jo

Jo-Jo-Bum

Jo-Jo-Doggie

Sir Joker Joferson

Joker-dee-Joker

The Jokes

Stupid Doggie (always said in a super-high pitched voice: "Hi, you stuuupid doggie!" which makes him wag his tail and jump around like an idiot)

My Idiot Lhasa

You Shit/You Little Shit

We also insert his name into songs and sing them to him.

Why do pets make us act so stupid?

Well now you've gone and done it! I left that part out of mine because I didn't want people to think I was totally off my rocker.

But I have anywhere between 10 and 15 songs I interchange my pup's name in all the time as well. Some are known tunes. Most are just silly little things I make up in the fly.

My neighbors must think I'm a total wack job because I usually sing most of the songs VERY loudly......

I make up my own songs as well... Sing them high pitched too...

My cat is called Mumu (short version, her full name is Princess Mumu Banana Fritter) but I usually call her mumalooms!

xenon said:

Princess Mumu Banana Fritter

LOVE

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tinaz said:

My cat who dies Was named Piglet... We called him Wigder Wigder Man..

My chihuahua's name is Pedro... I call him: Poodle, Baby, Scopin, Rodriquez.

My Rat Terriers name is Lily.. We call her: Piller Piller Or Pill for short.

We have a cat named Mimi.. We called her: Skeep, Peep, Peepee.

How am I supposed to know who you're talking to....you're making me schizo!

florescent said:

Fenwick said:

Well now you've gone and done it! I left that part out of mine because I didn't want people to think I was totally off my rocker.

But I have anywhere between 10 and 15 songs I interchange my pup's name in all the time as well. Some are known tunes. Most are just silly little things I make up in the fly.

My neighbors must think I'm a total wack job because I usually sing most of the songs VERY loudly......

Only joking. I do that for my kids.

I know I'm a loon. It's good to see I'm not alone.....

Get it? A loon ----- A lone------

Sorry - WOW was that a bad joke!!!!

That deserves one of these.

tinaz said:

Fenwick said:

Well now you've gone and done it! I left that part out of mine because I didn't want people to think I was totally off my rocker.

But I have anywhere between 10 and 15 songs I interchange my pup's name in all the time as well. Some are known tunes. Most are just silly little things I make up in the fly.

My neighbors must think I'm a total wack job because I usually sing most of the songs VERY loudly......

I make up my own songs as well... Sing them high pitched too...

I get pretty high up there too when I'm trying to get him all riled up. Usually he just winds up looking at me like I've got 3 heads. I think the songs are more for my benefit than his.....

Fenwick said:

tinaz said:

I make up my own songs as well... Sing them high pitched too...

I get pretty high up there too when I'm trying to get him all riled up. Usually he just winds up looking at me like I've got 3 heads. I think the songs are more for my benefit than his.....

This sounds exactly like what we do.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My cat's name is Sugafoot. She's a tuxedo cat with white paws, like sugar. I call her Suga, Ms. Shug, and Suga Wuga. My mom calls her Poopyboo I don't know why. I guess it comes from baby talk

umm...had an all black kitty with the green eyes..and he was supposed to be called chewbacca..

always chewing on toes

so we just called him chewie for short

and one i still have shes 15.. her names baby girl..and shes a gray with white feet..belly chest and a moustache..a gray tuxedo i guess..

but my niece nicknamed her 'cheese'

cuz she answears to that