On 28th January 2003, it will be my 33rd birthday.
I'm just experimenting to see how many replies I will get on this thread before 5.30am GMT on the 28th January (my official moment of birth, back in 1970).

You can praise me or abuse me, but say what you think of me. If you decide to completely assassinate my character, then feel free. If you don't know me, or don't give a flying fuck about me, anyway - then just post a random opinion of me, based on no evidence whatsoever.
Anyway, this is just an experiment to assess my popularity on the Org. If I discover that I'm totally unpopular, I won't give a fuck as I've got a really happy life outside the Org and there is absolutely NO Orger who can make me feel bad.
If I discover that I'm REALLY popular on the Org, then I still won't give a fuck. (Although I would get really upset if Therapy attacks my character because she's my best Orgbuddy. And if SensualMelody attacks me, then I know that I must be bad, because she doesn't say anything bad about anybody).
Please be creative in your character assassinations. I don't mind being put-down, so long as it's witty and clever. And, the best piss-takes will be rewarded with an Orgnote from me, congratulating you on your incredible wit.
Really nasty replies to this thread are truly welcome. Come on, really try your best to destroy my morale!
Whatever, let's see just how many replies I can get before the 5.30am 01/28/03 deadline.

P.S. I will constantly put this thread back to the top of page 1, should it sink to page 2 at any time until the 5.30 01/28/03 deadline.

Happy Birthday...

You are be making dirty squirty juice with Tibor funky man yes in pictures of Willam Dafoe?

I think you're coming into your own here on the org. Though I think your most popular thread (and the orgs) was an idea you stole from me:
http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=32911

I did almost the exact same thread two weeks earlier:
http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=31829

it may be coincidence.
either way, I like you! You've got some good ideas. Happy birthday!

Am I?! That makes me smile a lot to know that

Ah-hem... Happy Birthday, Haystack.

Fuck you make me laugh... you are one clever dude

BTW, useless bit of info for you... 33 is a magical age did you know? It numerology. Just like 11, 22, and so on. Annny way...

Hope ya get yer nuts in as well

Happy birthday Haystack.

I'm not gonna flame you coz you did me a favour recently with that music *nudge* *nudge* - thanks again for that!

Come on, people. I want to see some genuine nastiness. I promise you, I don't care what you say - just give me some spite.

OMG :O


that reminds me i am going to be 32 this year..


geee thanks u dirty bastard,,


have a happy fuckin birthday

SexLovely said:

Yes, yes, yes. This is the sort of thing.
(although the 'Mum up the ass with a pineapple' thing is quite normal in our family anyway)
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[This message was edited Sat Jan 25 16:42:02 PST 2003 by Haystack]

Nothing but love for Haystack, my fellow Eurythmics fan!

Have a happy 33.

Happy Birthday! you hairy beast!

Best Wishes, Haystack!

Haystack said:

Haystack disgusts me -- he always has. From his avatar to his posting style to his personal hygiene, which I am sure is atrocious, I have never come across a more despicable character. Foul to the core.

Everey day I wake up and immediately send out urgent Orgnotes imploring Ian and Matt and Ben to delete his account, erase all of his previous posts, and salt the Org so that he will never darken our little community again.

But his "personality," if one can call it that, must be such that he is for the most part able to disguise his perfidy from most people, so he is with us today, like some plague.

This runs the world away.

But no more! I am here to tell you: Haystack stinks!

Down with Haystack!

2the9s said:

YEAH!! Lets burn the Haystack!!
Then give Haystack an autopsy and find that needle and burst his little Org bubble with it!!

The abhorent, festering, bowels of a sewer rat that he is!!

Haystack is you in your avatar?

Christopher said:

Nope, it's my other half. We were going to a wedding last summer and before we left home, we took each other's picture. He hates having his picture taken, so insisted that he put the shades on. As you can see, when the photo came out, it looked like he was a doorman at a nightclub.
I just like the picture so I thought that I'd use the head part of it for my Avatar.
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[This message was edited Sun Jan 26 2:40:10 PST 2003 by Haystack]

Hay, stack (get it?) have u got a picture of you anywhere you'd like to share?

Oops, I forgot that I was going to revive this thread.
(Being totally drunk last night didn't help)

Plus he's a drunk.

I told you that I'd keep putting this thread to the top, despite no-one giving a shit about it. Well, fuck you all - I hope that you all die of Dutch Elm disease!!!

Fuck you Haystack, you cockholster!

Hope that makes you feel better.

bkw said:

Oh yeah! I'm gonna cum.

happy birthday

happy birthday!

happy birthday Haystack

Have a good one mate