PunkMistress said:

My crazy ass (and stupid, and did I mention crazy) ex thought it would be a good idea to become a male escort. You know, because he was just soooo wonderful in bed.

Anyway, he quickly found out what Jersey has already pointed out: Most male escorts do not serve women. The reality is, women generally don't have to pay for sex. Pussy power and all that. That's why the vast majority of prostitutes are women who have sex with men, and men who have sex with men.

People always want to have sex with women - there's more demand than supply of ready and willing pussy. The dick market, on the other hand, is oversaturated. Even a rich, bored woman who wants a boytoy usually doesn't have to go the escort route - she's probably got gardeners, pool boys and just plain young-dumb-and-full-of-cum guys right in her neighborhood.

if they made ghey recruitment posters, this should be on it.

Is it to pay for all those abortions you're causing?

tafnap said:

TonyVanDam said:

But would you pay a man to go down on you?

ive got a tongue thats 10in long and ive learned 2 breath thru my ears

I'm a straight single black male. Don't let my Danica Collins avatar fool you.

ernestsewell said:

Is it to pay for all those abortions you're causing?

that is just so old news.

where have u been dude? ive missed u

tafnap said:

ernestsewell said:

Is it to pay for all those abortions you're causing?

that is just so old news.

where have u been dude? ive missed u

"I AM HERE..........WHERE ARE YOU?"

ernestsewell said:

tafnap said:

that is just so old news.

where have u been dude? ive missed u

"I AM HERE..........WHERE ARE YOU?"

obviously i know ur here now, but my question was "where have u been?"

JerseyKRS said:

tafnap said:

well 1st and 4most, obviously im definately not interested in men

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TonyVanDam said:

tafnap said:

ive got a tongue thats 10in long and ive learned 2 breath thru my ears

I'm a straight single black male. Don't let my Danica Collins avatar fool you.

Ok, see I had no idea who that picture was of. So then I saw you type "Danica Collins"...and I googled it. Wow...my eyes...my eyes. Good thing I didn't have any kids in the room. I needed to be prepared in advance for the picture that I just saw.

tafnap said:

johnart said:

well i have absolutely no idea who this guy is

but would i suck his dick????

only if she had a pussy

U have Failed the test.

tafnap said:

ive got a tongue thats 10in long and ive learned 2 breath thru my ears

I'd pay a quid to sit on your face and you tell me you love me!!!!

[Edited 7/12/10 4:27am]

Wow, you really are quite the catch tafnap.

TonyVanDam said:

BklynBabe said:

I would never pay for dick...

But would you pay a man to go down on you?

oh well when you put it that way...............

.....no.

minneapolisgenius said:

Wow, you really are quite the catch tafnap.

really? im glad u think so. and im so sure ur not being facetious

u know, i was fucking this really fat chick years ago and she thought i was quite the catch as well

but i let her think that cause she gave the best head cause she was always hungry

tafnap said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Wow, you really are quite the catch tafnap.

really? im glad u think so. and im so sure ur not being facetious

u know, i was fucking this really fat chick years ago and she thought i was quite the catch as well

but i let her think that cause she gave the best head cause she was always hungry

You're a really classy guy.

she gave the best head cause she was always hungry

Do it. I want to see you posting threads about anal rippage

blueblossom said:

tafnap said:

ive got a tongue thats 10in long and ive learned 2 breath thru my ears

I'd pay a quid to sit on your face and you tell me you love me!!!!

PunkMistress said:

she's probably got gardeners, pool boys and just plain young-dumb-and-full-of-cum guys right in her neighborhood.

Okay, what neighborhood is this in??? I'm packing my bags right now!

tafnap said:

ive been going out with this girl 4 about 6 months and 4 the last couple of weeks shes been asking me if i would consider being a male escort??????? WTF

she has even been ringing male escort agencies enquiring 4 me

she reckons she luvs me but i dont really give a shit if she does or doesnt. she is hot and good in bed so i tell her i luv her 2

i think this is weird. what is her motive???

Since we did meet once.........for coffee

I feel that i can be the one that offers the best advice to you in this situation....

Keep your day job!!!

tafnap said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Wow, you really are quite the catch tafnap.

really? im glad u think so. and im so sure ur not being facetious

u know, i was fucking this really fat chick years ago and she thought i was quite the catch as well

but i let her think that cause she gave the best head cause she was always hungry

She wants you to bang old ladies and come home smelling like Jean Nate!!!

[Edited 7/18/10 14:10pm]

DanceWme said:

tafnap said:

really? im glad u think so. and im so sure ur not being facetious

u know, i was fucking this really fat chick years ago and she thought i was quite the catch as well

but i let her think that cause she gave the best head cause she was always hungry

co-