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Printablerdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? Shit I've just realised that I don't remember the first time, who it was with, or what positions were involved. I think that makes me a Bad Person  Come to think of it, I don't even remember my first kiss! I also don't remember what girlfriends I had when, and where I took them... so I keep saying to my wife "remember, we went to that restaurant years ago!!" and she gets annoyed coz it was someone else that I brought.
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ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? Too much fucking!!! He must be a chatter! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: DOLPHINA said:  SEE! SEE!? Dolphin isnt new!!! I told ya..I tolds ya! Im reporting this!! Consider your self pink slipped hull! SEE! SEE SEENIOR See! You are a guy! Only a guy would call someone by a semi-last name like "hull"..unless you are a female P.E. teacher! These are the jokes folks..sorry if people are offended or cant see thru the wannabe humor..actually Im not sorry heh. "Climb in my fur." | |
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ian said: rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? Shit I've just realised that I don't remember the first time, who it was with, or what positions were involved. I think that makes me a Bad Person Come to think of it, I don't even remember my first kiss! I also don't remember what girlfriends I had when, and where I took them... so I keep saying to my wife "remember, we went to that restaurant years ago!!" and she gets annoyed coz it was someone else that I brought.
My memory is a mess! Damn...I can remember my first kiss, fuck, jo successful nutting, everythang... "Climb in my fur." | |
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jnoel said: AzureStar said: The missionary position is good for about three things. Other than that, who needs it?  I guess two only...There are three... trust me!  | |
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rdhull said: 'Rememeber when the missionary position was enough'
I'm only 19, it was b4 my time. | |
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Partyboy said: rdhull said: 'Rememeber when the missionary position was enough'
I'm only 19, it was b4 my time. Are you still a voigin? "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: Partyboy said: rdhull said: 'Rememeber when the missionary position was enough'
I'm only 19, it was b4 my time. Are you still a voigin? No, but its been a while. Think I've grown a new 1. I’ve only ever tried anal and oral though. (No, I’m not gay, I just couldn‘t be bothered with learning how a pussy works. Too bloody complicated) | |
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Partyboy said: rdhull said: Partyboy said: rdhull said: 'Rememeber when the missionary position was enough'
I'm only 19, it was b4 my time. Are you still a voigin? No, but its been a while. Think I've grown a new 1. I’ve only ever tried anal and oral though. (No, I’m not gay, I just couldn‘t be bothered with learning how a pussy works. Too bloody complicated) Get to fucking... You will figure it out! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Partyboy said: rdhull said: Partyboy said: rdhull said: 'Rememeber when the missionary position was enough'
I'm only 19, it was b4 my time. Are you still a voigin? No, but its been a while. Think I've grown a new 1. I’ve only ever tried anal and oral though. (No, I’m not gay, I just couldn‘t be bothered with learning how a pussy works. Too bloody complicated) Get to fucking... You will figure it out! ThanX Ice, but I really ain't sure. All those folds, flaps and bits. Someone told me there's something in there called a pubic bone. 'A FUCKIN BONE' skin is complicated enough, then I meant to look for a spongy bit. Some girls complain about anal sex but boy is it easier. | |
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wtf?! Searchin n probin and discoverin is half the fun of being young and brand new! "Climb in my fur." | |
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...notes down not to do it missionary when he finally has sex...probably in the year 2035...probably with an infectious, stinking whore...
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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VinaBlue said: rdhull said: Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position?
Doubt it. But we learn, don't we? Oh yes.       
  
I dig the donut...but why is there a pretzel in there??? 
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:79bee78793:f720d05aa8]...notes down not to do it missionary when he finally has sex...probably in the year 2035...probably with an infectious, stinking whore...
are you ok? "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:79bee78793:f720d05aa8:aad5676503]...notes down not to do it missionary when he finally has sex...probably in the year 2035...probably with an infectious, stinking whore...
are you ok? Schizos like me cannot answer that question dude. Sum1 else always answers... But probably not. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. | |
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ian said: teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. Your definition of "irrelevant" is interesting...what exactly is relevant to remember in your interpersonal relationships? | |
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AnotherLover2 said: ian said: teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. Your definition of "irrelevant" is interesting...what exactly is relevant to remember in your interpersonal relationships? Interwho and the what now? Well I can remember all the op-codes for the old Atari 8-bit computers, but I don't even know my wedding anniversary date (I know the month, not the exact day).
Strangely though, I can recite Monty Python sketches word for word, and "The Producers" also (as we saw yesterday). So I guess my priorities are a little skewed  | |
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Oh here we go--Anotherlover is gonna jump all over u because you like football and pizza so to speak  "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: Oh here we go--Anotherlover is gonna jump all over u because you like football and pizza so to speak
I've never "jumped all over" people for things like that, actually. | |
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AnotherLover2 said: rdhull said: Oh here we go--Anotherlover is gonna jump all over u because you like football and pizza so to speak
I've never "jumped all over" people for things like that, actually. lol U know what I mean--jump all over..make an issue out of..same thing. god, me and you are going to be comedy "Climb in my fur." | |
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ian said: AnotherLover2 said: ian said: teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. Your definition of "irrelevant" is interesting...what exactly is relevant to remember in your interpersonal relationships? Interwho and the what now? Well I can remember all the op-codes for the old Atari 8-bit computers, but I don't even know my wedding anniversary date (I know the month, not the exact day).
Strangely though, I can recite Monty Python sketches word for word, and "The Producers" also (as we saw yesterday). So I guess my priorities are a little skewed I was just curious. You said you've got a "scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff" (above) and gave family birthdays as an example. This made me wonder what kinds of things you do find it important to remember in any relationship--not just with your wife. | |
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rdhull said: AnotherLover2 said: rdhull said: Oh here we go--Anotherlover is gonna jump all over u because you like football and pizza so to speak
I've never "jumped all over" people for things like that, actually. lol U know what I mean--jump all over..make an issue out of..same thing. god, me and you are going to be comedy I think you misunderstood my original point. I don't have a problem with any of this. I don't razz guys for liking football and beer. But if portraying me that way seems funnier, then...go for it. | |
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ian said: teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. That is exactly what im like. Frustrates the hell outta me, cuz I sometimes forget my mums birthday and every1 ends up hating me 4 it. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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AnotherLover2 said: ian said: AnotherLover2 said: ian said: teller said: ian said: My memory is a mess!
Too many drugs? No, I'm a clean-living kinda guy. Just got a scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff. I don't remember anyone's birthday for example, and I don't know how old the members of my family are etc. Your definition of "irrelevant" is interesting...what exactly is relevant to remember in your interpersonal relationships? Interwho and the what now? Well I can remember all the op-codes for the old Atari 8-bit computers, but I don't even know my wedding anniversary date (I know the month, not the exact day).
Strangely though, I can recite Monty Python sketches word for word, and "The Producers" also (as we saw yesterday). So I guess my priorities are a little skewed I was just curious. You said you've got a "scatty memory when it comes to irrelevant stuff" (above) and gave family birthdays as an example. This made me wonder what kinds of things you do find it important to remember in any relationship--not just with your wife. Oh well any relationship that depends on my remembering anything at all would just be doomed to failure | |
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enough for who??? | |
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remember when people didnt have so many fuckin fetishes?...now everyone has one and weird ones at that... | |
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It was Never enough for Me my friend as I would do it in every position with my Boyfriend until our bodies couldn't do it anymore and our legs would shake and I would get that Nasty Leg Cramp from wrapping my legs over his Shoulders[You Know DeeP Penetration Baby} Then this Mama would go downstairs and make her Daddy and her some Frozen Drinks to Cool Down and Chill and take a Cool bath to soak our aching sore Bodies. Yo , doesn't it feel great sitting down in a Bath after Fucking the Shit outta YoSelF'S??? | |
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