I have the greatest mother-in-law ever.

She's funny, sweet, kind, AND will cut a bitch. Ask Jersey to tell you guys about the time she choked a bitch out at Bingo (yes, at Bingo. Badass!) for calling my father-in-law a name.

ANYWAY, she told us to go over a family member's house to pick up a few things she'd left there for us.

When we got there, I could have sworn Santa Claus had just left. Because among some bedsheets and a lamp was this sleek, sexy, black-and-chrome baby right here:

[img:$uid]http://iweb.cooking.com/images/products/enlarge/185149e.jpg[/img:$uid]

Guys, I have lusted after this thing for years. It does everything! It comes with more attachments than a Hitachi Magic Wand, and takes so much of the effort, headache and mess out of cooking and baking. I will be able to make even MORE awesome and fattening things with which to send my beloved hypertensive husband into an early grave.

I can mix, knead and bake FOUR LOAVES OF BREAD at once without breaking a sweat!

If I were so inclined, I could grind my own meat and make my own fucking SAUSAGES with this thing.

There is an optional ICE CREAM MAKER attachment!

I'm so excited I can't hardly breathe.

SO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD MAKE!

[Edited 7/10/10 8:31am]

Amish sweet bread and peanut-butter chocolate chip cookies are on my list for this weekend.

bake me some breaded goodies, wench!!

BklynBabe said:

bake me some breaded goodies, wench!!

PunkMistress said:

I have the greatest mother-in-law ever.

She's funny, sweet, kind, AND will cut a bitch. Ask Jersey to tell you guys about the time she choked a bitch out at Bingo (yes, at Bingo. Badass!) for calling my father-in-law a name.

Your family is frackin' awesome

ANYWAY, she told us to go over a family member's house to pick up a few things she'd left there for us.

When we got there, I could have sworn Santa Claus had just left. Because among some bedsheets and a lamp was this sleek, sexy, black-and-chrome baby right here:

[img:$uid]http://iweb.cooking.com/images/products/enlarge/185149e.jpg[/img:$uid]

Guys, I have lusted after this thing for years. It does everything! It comes with more attachments than a Hitachi Magic Wand, and takes so much of the effort, headache and mess out of cooking and baking. I will be able to make even MORE awesome and fattening things with which to send my beloved hypertensive husband into an early grave.

I can mix, knead and bake FOUR LOAVES OF BREAD at once without breaking a sweat!

If I were so inclined, I could grind my own meat and make my own fucking SAUSAGES with this thing.

There is an optional ICE CREAM MAKER attachment!

I'm so excited I can't hardly breathe.

SO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD MAKE!

[Edited 7/10/10 8:31am]

I've wanted one of these for a while. I don't cook or bake much b/c I don't have a lot of patience, but I've been pretty successful with the recipes I've gotten. I always think this thing could increase my baking and cooking tremendously. Plus they have a purple one

As far as what to make, you can make anything from this site you posted a while back, if you haven't made it all already. http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/

That food looks soooo good.

[Edited 7/10/10 10:15am]

PurpleRighteous1 said:

As far as what to make, you can make anything from this site you posted a while back, if you haven't made it all already. http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/

That food looks soooo good.

[Edited 7/10/10 10:15am]

KEY LIME CUPCAKES!!!

[img:$uid]http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/files/2010/07/KeyLimeSQ1.jpg[/img:$uid]

Genesia said:

What you can/should make depends on the model. I have a Pro 6 - got it so I could make brioche. But I wouldn't attempt that with less than a 525-watt mixer.

It's an Artisan - 325 watts. I don't want to burn out the motor, so I won't try super-stiff or really hard to work with doughs.

You go!

I bought my wife a Kitchenaid mixer a few years back as a present, But I've easily used it three times more than her making cookies and pies with my daughter. Our favorite is magnolia (buttermilk) pie with a mixed berry and whipped cream topping.

PunkMistress said:

enuff talk! gets to cookin'!!!!!

:stomachgrowls:

BklynBabe said:

enuff talk! gets to cookin'!!!!!

:stomachgrowls:

I have some stupid virus that's knocked me pretty much on my ass. I'm trying to get up the energy. I just took a shower and put my face on, so now I have to rest from that.

PunkMistress said:

I have the greatest mother-in-law ever.

She's funny, sweet, kind, AND will cut a bitch. Ask Jersey to tell you guys about the time she choked a bitch out at Bingo (yes, at Bingo. Badass!) for calling my father-in-law a name.

ANYWAY, she told us to go over a family member's house to pick up a few things she'd left there for us.

When we got there, I could have sworn Santa Claus had just left. Because among some bedsheets and a lamp was this sleek, sexy, black-and-chrome baby right here:

[img:$uid]http://iweb.cooking.com/images/products/enlarge/185149e.jpg[/img:$uid]

Guys, I have lusted after this thing for years. It does everything! It comes with more attachments than a Hitachi Magic Wand, and takes so much of the effort, headache and mess out of cooking and baking. I will be able to make even MORE awesome and fattening things with which to send my beloved hypertensive husband into an early grave.

I can mix, knead and bake FOUR LOAVES OF BREAD at once without breaking a sweat!

If I were so inclined, I could grind my own meat and make my own fucking SAUSAGES with this thing.

There is an optional ICE CREAM MAKER attachment!

I'm so excited I can't hardly breathe.

SO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD MAKE!

[Edited 7/10/10 8:31am]

YES!!! I got one of those for Christmas last year and I LURRRRVE it! I've made cheesecakes, cookies, pies, cakes, frosting, everything sweet! And I too, have lusted over that thing for years! My man got extra "perks" for getting me this for Christmas! And also for the Wine club membership that I still get two bottles a month until 2011.

I have made ground chuck burgers with the grinding attachment. You can make some kick ass stuff with that thing!

The next thing I want to make are cinnamon rolls. You should do that too!

key lime cake! Lemon cake mix, 1/3 c of key lime juice, eggs, oil, can of sprite.

cream cheese icing!

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[Edited 7/10/10 13:31pm]

screw it! Trying to post the cookies thread and my computer is trippin!!

[Edited 7/10/10 13:33pm]

My wife loves hers. Make a pound cake (lemon or almond).

COOKIES!!

No no..wait...

Bundt cake!!!

Eh...

PUDDING!!!

this is hard.

Keep the suggestions coming.

I'm gonna post pics of my food on this thread!

Frosted layer cake and blueberry muffins...

you could use it as a sex toy on Chris....

BlackAdder7 said:

you could use it as a sex toy on Chris....

Duh, what do you think all the cookies and cupcakes are for?

ok then...red velvet cupcakes

BlackAdder7 said:

ok then...red velvet cupcakes

I made those last weekend at 2:30 AM!

With Nutella frosting since I didn't have any cream cheese. And beaten by hand since my electric beater was broken. (NOW I HAVE A FUCKING KITCHENAID!!!) They were delicious.

I never knew red velvet cake contained cocoa until I made that recipe.

Ron has wanted one of those for years.

He doesn't cook.

This may be a boring suggestion, but I do Toll House cookies in mine a lot because it makes the mixing of the butter & sugar so easy.

I also use a grating attachment and shred potatoes to make hash browns

johnart said:

Ron has wanted one of those for years.

He doesn't cook.

NDRU said:

This may be a boring suggestion, but I do Toll House cookies in mine a lot because it makes the mixing of the butter & sugar so easy.

I also use a grating attachment and shred potatoes to make hash browns

for a moment, I thought you were saying shred potatos for your toll house cookies

BlackAdder7 said:

NDRU said:

This may be a boring suggestion, but I do Toll House cookies in mine a lot because it makes the mixing of the butter & sugar so easy.

I also use a grating attachment and shred potatoes to make hash browns

for a moment, I thought you were saying shred potatos for your toll house cookies

Hey, they put chile peppers in chocolate now!

And Genesia's weird ass puts bacon in her cookies.

BlackAdder7 said:

NDRU said:

This may be a boring suggestion, but I do Toll House cookies in mine a lot because it makes the mixing of the butter & sugar so easy.

I also use a grating attachment and shred potatoes to make hash browns

for a moment, I thought you were saying shred potatos for your toll house cookies

they thought it was crazy when I put my chocolate in her peanut butter

anything with chocolate in it

PunkMistress said:

BklynBabe said:

enuff talk! gets to cookin'!!!!!

:stomachgrowls:

I have some stupid virus that's knocked me pretty much on my ass. I'm trying to get up the energy. I just took a shower and put my face on, so now I have to rest from that.

(airhug) hope you feel better soon!