Cerebus said:

peb319 said:

and what happens when you take them off and they wanna know what happened to your 'pop booty??'

Damn baby. Where'd you booty pop go?!

KoolEaze said:

TonyVanDam said:

Women are so sexy when they do squats.

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Is that Coco? Ice T's wife?

My my my...I remember when a segment of society thought that "tight flat butts" were the thing to have, and they mocked people with round juicy bottoms or "junk in da trunk".

Now people are leaving their homes with damned padding. Damned shame. If I were a guy and I went to squeeze a woman's ass, and I felt pads...that would be the end of that date.

Although I've heard of booty surgery, I still have no idea what is actually done during surgery. Are they like implanting silicon booty bags?

I don't know about all of this craziness. Just be yourself, and work with what you have.

KoolEaze said:

TonyVanDam said:

Women are so sexy when they do squats.

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KoolEaze said:

TonyVanDam said:

Women are so sexy when they do squats.

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If u aint 8 or better u just titty fuckin that ass.

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johnart said:

KoolEaze said:

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If u aint 8 or better u just titty fuckin that ass.

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Naaaah! See, you put her on her side and push one leg up real far... oh... never mind...

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

If u aint 8 or better u just titty fuckin that ass.

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Naaaah! See, you put her on her side and push one leg up real far... oh... never mind...

Put her on her side, push one leg up real far, get a step ladder, put a stack of hardcovers on her other ass cheek to hold it down and try to get up in there. Yeah.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Naaaah! See, you put her on her side and push one leg up real far... oh... never mind...

Put her on her side, push one leg up real far, get a step ladder, put a stack of hardcovers on her other ass cheek to hold it down and try to get up in there. Yeah.

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Put her on her side, push one leg up real far, get a step ladder, put a stack of hardcovers on her other ass cheek to hold it down and try to get up in there. Yeah.

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

ThreadCula said:

johnart said:

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

I hate being interrupted.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Put her on her side, push one leg up real far, get a step ladder, put a stack of hardcovers on her other ass cheek to hold it down and try to get up in there. Yeah.

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

You seem very knowledgable on the technique for the climb.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

Man... don't make me send you links! Because I'll do it. You know I will!

Reel said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

You seem very knowledgable on the technique for the climb.

I've made that climb before. Yes.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

Man... don't make me send you links! Because I'll do it. You know I will!

Don't be danglin links in front of me like I'm gonna say OH NO PLEASE I DON"T WANT TO SEE NO NASTINESS when you know exactly the kind of person you are talking to.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Man... don't make me send you links! Because I'll do it. You know I will!

Don't be danglin links in front of me like I'm gonna say OH NO PLEASE I DON"T WANT TO SEE NO NASTINESS when you know exactly the kind of person you are talking to.

Man... I should have known you would call me on that shit. I don't feel like going through a bunch of big ass videos right now judgin' the size o' the mens peni. ....maybe tomorrow.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Don't be danglin links in front of me like I'm gonna say OH NO PLEASE I DON"T WANT TO SEE NO NASTINESS when you know exactly the kind of person you are talking to.

Man... I should have known you would call me on that shit. I don't feel like going through a bunch of big ass videos right now judgin' the size o' the mens peni. ....maybe tomorrow.

Yep. You shoulda known.

I don't wanna see no big dick bastids neither.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Man... I should have known you would call me on that shit. I don't feel like going through a bunch of big ass videos right now judgin' the size o' the mens peni. ....maybe tomorrow.

Yep. You shoulda known.

I don't wanna see no big dick bastids neither.

Well you said they'd have to be bigger than eight, so I'll actually have to watch them and be like, "hmmm, nah, too big... uhhh... no! WAY too big... OK, maybe... he might be seven". Just doesn't sound like fun right now. I'ma listen to some more 20Ten and then go back to my marathon re-watch of Angel. Still got three and a half seasons to go.

Oh. But thanks for caring. I do appreciate it.

Cerebus said:

Oh. But thanks for caring. I do appreciate it.

My ass is dead (and so is my brain) from this week. It's almost 1am (normally I'm still wide awake and chatty) but I needz rest!!! After a week of doing nothing but the web-biz side of things all I wanna do is sleep now so I can wake up and PAINT PAINT PAINT!!!

Sleep man, sleep! Peace.

OMG!!! I actually remember that commercial! Bboy you beat me to it. But gawd, how i hated that commercial!!!!!!!

And the look of disappointment on the man's face when he realizes that ass is fake in 3.....2......

Cerebus said:

TonyVanDam said:

Women are so sexy when they do squats....

...on my face.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

Lawd, it's too early in the mornin' for this

Kim Kardashian don't need the panties for her booty to pop. Just a needle.

Booty Pop Panties. Pfft!

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Booty Pop Panties. Pfft!

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Phenomenal Woman by Dr. Maya Angelou

I love her work!

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Nah brother. It works without that much effort. I promise.

I wasn't done

...get a broomstick to prop the other cheek up, put on the mining hat with the light on top, pack a lunch and some fluids just in case....

These work better!

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