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PrintableMostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: how about you kiss my ass for once...
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IceNine said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: how about you kiss my ass for once...
Consider it done!Watch out MBGITW, I hear from a reliable source (UBE) that he will try to slip you the tongue while he does it!  | |
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Christopher said: aw fuck you!
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I never said it. [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 22:09:02 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I can't imagine anyone would kiss your ass, as it would be covered in banana, where you stick multiple, peeled bananas in your ass nightly, dreaming of sucking beet-juice off of my Russian boyfriend.
You sick fuck. On the contrary... your boyfriend sought me out and expressed a desire to have me sodomize him with a pickled herring while he ate borscht and cried while watching "Yentl." I told him that I was sorry that you didn't know how to please him and that you would probably buy a dildo if you really loved him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I can't imagine anyone would kiss your ass, as it would be covered in banana, where you stick multiple, peeled bananas in your ass nightly, dreaming of sucking beet-juice off of my Russian boyfriend.
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I never said it. [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 22:08:20 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I can't imagine anyone would kiss your ass, as it would be covered in banana, where you stick multiple, peeled bananas in your ass nightly, dreaming of sucking beet-juice off of my Russian boyfriend.
You sick fuck. On the contrary... your boyfriend sought me out and expressed a desire to have me sodomize him with a pickled herring while he ate borscht and cried while watching "Yentl." I told him that I was sorry that you didn't know how to please him and that you would probably buy a dildo if you really loved him. He already told me about this. I bought a dildo, and attempted to please him, but he said there was nothing better than feeling your tongue in his most intimate parts. The beauty of a dark room is that many people will believe that you are giving them a tongue bath when it is really your pet Schnauzer... they never even question why you make them rub themselves with fresh, uncooked sausage before entering the bedroom. You just sit back in night vision goggles and laugh as the groan in ecstasy. :LOL: ...Schnauzer [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 21:50:04 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I can't imagine anyone would kiss your ass, as it would be covered in banana, where you stick multiple, peeled bananas in your ass nightly, dreaming of sucking beet-juice off of my Russian boyfriend.
You sick fuck. On the contrary... your boyfriend sought me out and expressed a desire to have me sodomize him with a pickled herring while he ate borscht and cried while watching "Yentl." I told him that I was sorry that you didn't know how to please him and that you would probably buy a dildo if you really loved him. He already told me about this. I bought a dildo, and attempted to please him, but he said there was nothing better than feeling your tongue in his most intimate parts. The beauty of a dark room is that many people will believe that you are giving them a tongue bath when it is really your pet Schnauzer... they never even question why you make them rub themselves with fresh, uncooked sausage before entering the bedroom. You just sit back in night vision goggles and laugh as the groan in ecstasy. :LOL: ...Schnauzer [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 21:50:04 PST 2003 by IceNine]  ok that was just wrong!! :LOL: | |
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I never said it. [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 22:07:36 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I can't imagine anyone would kiss your ass, as it would be covered in banana, where you stick multiple, peeled bananas in your ass nightly, dreaming of sucking beet-juice off of my Russian boyfriend.
You sick fuck. On the contrary... your boyfriend sought me out and expressed a desire to have me sodomize him with a pickled herring while he ate borscht and cried while watching "Yentl." I told him that I was sorry that you didn't know how to please him and that you would probably buy a dildo if you really loved him. He already told me about this. I bought a dildo, and attempted to please him, but he said there was nothing better than feeling your tongue in his most intimate parts. The beauty of a dark room is that many people will believe that you are giving them a tongue bath when it is really your pet Schnauzer... they never even question why you make them rub themselves with fresh, uncooked sausage before entering the bedroom. You just sit back in night vision goggles and laugh as the groan in ecstasy. :LOL: ...Schnauzer [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 21:50:04 PST 2003 by IceNine] ok that was just wrong!! :LOL:How can it be wrong when it feels so RIGHT?! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I never said it. [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 22:11:16 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: The beauty of a dark room is that many people will believe that you are giving them a tongue bath when it is really your pet Schnauzer... they never even question why you make them rub themselves with fresh, uncooked sausage before entering the bedroom. You just sit back in night vision goggles and laugh as the groan in ecstasy.
:LOL: ...Schnauzer [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 21:50:04 PST 2003 by IceNine] I admit that I do think you look like a schnauzer, and do get quite a bit of pleasure from sitting back with my night vision goggles, and watching you in action. Wow, that was a stunner... I guess the flame was is pretty much over, as you have run out of kindling, firewood, flints, lighters, lighter fluid, matches, accelerants of any nature or any other method of igniting fires. :LOL: The only hope you have now is a freak storm and a bolt of lightning! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: How can it be wrong when it feels so RIGHT?!
:LOL: That's exactly what Alex says, ass master.  Nice one, Buttlord! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: The only hope you have now is a freak storm and a bolt of lightning!
God, you are such a bitch.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: The only hope you have now is a freak storm and a bolt of lightning!
God, you are such a bitch. "Kentucky rain keeps comin' down..." :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: "Kentucky rain keeps comin' down..." :LOL:
And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through... With the rain in my shoooes, searching for youuu...In that cold Kentucky rain! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: "Kentucky rain keeps comin' down..." :LOL:
And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through... With the rain in my shoooes, searching for youuu...In that cold Kentucky rain!
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AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25! | |
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: "Kentucky rain keeps comin' down..." :LOL:
And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through... With the rain in my shoooes, searching for youuu...In that cold Kentucky rain!
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AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! | |
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AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* Ha...You said "beet." You just can't get your mind off of it, can you? You pervert. -------
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IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* ((Hmmm, note to self: AL mentions asses/butts/junk/trunks and Ice gets nervous))  [This message was edited Fri Jan 24 22:11:43 PST 2003 by AnotherLover2] | |
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AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* ((Hmmm, note to self: AL mentions asses and butts and Ice gets nervous)) *IceNine secretly turns the stereo up very loud...* *I like big butts and I cannot lie...* *IceNine hopes that his internal monologue is not being beamed into cyberspace* SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* ((Hmmm, note to self: AL mentions asses and butts and Ice gets nervous)) *IceNine secretly turns the stereo up very loud...* *I like big butts and I cannot lie...* *IceNine hopes that his internal monologue is not being beamed into cyberspace* The sleep deprivation psychosis has kicked in! | |
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AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: IceNine said: AnotherLover2 said: AssMasters and ButtLords! Sounds like episodes from JunkInTheTrunk pt. 25!
Ah... err... umm... I don't know what you're talking about... That's not what Heather said! *IceNine sweats...* Look at the monkey... look at the funny monkey... *IceNine beats a hasty retreat* ((Hmmm, note to self: AL mentions asses and butts and Ice gets nervous)) *IceNine secretly turns the stereo up very loud...* *I like big butts and I cannot lie...* *IceNine hopes that his internal monologue is not being beamed into cyberspace* The sleep deprivation psychosis has kicked in! I gave my oopsy daisy now you've got the crazy Crazy with the books Googley goo where's the gravy So one two unbuckle my um shoe Yabba Doo hippity hoo crack a brew SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AnotherLover2 said: (You didn't call for a RX for Ambien, did you?
)I guess not...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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