vivid said:

whistle said:

we must go round to 'Sarf Landan' where i grew up sometime. i think you'd like it.

you'll be a master of yardie slang in no time.

'wagwaan, blud'

Yep - I've got one of those somewhere

Whistle, where in sarf London did you grow up? I grew up there too.

Mitcham and Croydon. i weren't born there, but i lived there from '79-'93.

i haven't been back in ages, i wonder what's changed...

mcmeekle said:

I have a penis.

That sounds like a chat-up line

florescent said:

mcmeekle said:

I have a penis.

That sounds like a chat-up line

if that's all it takes - I'll remember that in a few week's time.

vivid said:

florescent said:

That sounds like a chat-up line

if that's all it takes - I'll remember that in a few week's time.

Don't you dare! I blush at things like that in real life.

whistle said:

vivid said:

Yep - I've got one of those somewhere

Whistle, where in sarf London did you grow up? I grew up there too.

Mitcham and Croydon. i weren't born there, but i lived there from '79-'93.

i haven't been back in ages, i wonder what's changed...

Ah, not a real sarf londoner then. Brixton and Tulse Hill for me - one parent in each.

Croydon... ah, memories of christmas shopping at the whitgift centre - halcyon days

florescent said:

vivid said:

if that's all it takes - I'll remember that in a few week's time.

Don't you dare! I blush at things like that in real life.

I promise to be the perfect gentleman, until just after the first drink

vivid said:

florescent said:

Don't you dare! I blush at things like that in real life.

I promise to be the perfect gentleman, until just after the first drink

florescent said:

mcmeekle said:

I have a penis.

That sounds like a chat-up line

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

mcmeekle said:

florescent said:

That sounds like a chat-up line

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

vivid said:

whistle said:

Mitcham and Croydon. i weren't born there, but i lived there from '79-'93.

i haven't been back in ages, i wonder what's changed...

Ah, not a real sarf londoner then. Brixton and Tulse Hill for me - one parent in each.

Croydon... ah, memories of christmas shopping at the whitgift centre - halcyon days

Brixton?...blimey, it's Yardie Central. i thought you were gonna tell me you're from Dulwich or summat.

haha @ the whitgift centre. i haven't thought of that place in many years. i hope it's not a giant car park now...

mcmeekle said:

florescent said:

That sounds like a chat-up line

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

how'd you decide who's the missus, then? do you swap roles to keep it spicy?

whistle said:

vivid said:

Ah, not a real sarf londoner then. Brixton and Tulse Hill for me - one parent in each.

Croydon... ah, memories of christmas shopping at the whitgift centre - halcyon days

Brixton?...blimey, it's Yardie Central. i thought you were gonna tell me you're from Dulwich or summat.

haha @ the whitgift centre. i haven't thought of that place in many years. i hope it's not a giant car park now...

I was even there during the riots - had a policeman join me for some of my paperound the next day - best round I ever did.

to be honest - tulse hill was worse than brixton - i always liked brixton and was only mugged once. tulse hill is the pits

mcmeekle said:

florescent said:

That sounds like a chat-up line

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

Cool. I was wondering what to say next.

vivid said:

mcmeekle said:

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

Cool. I was wondering what to say next.

I'm laughing my tits off!

florescent said:

vivid said:

Cool. I was wondering what to say next.

I'm laughing my tits off!

I just realised what I said....

So i'll say it before you do. I now have a vagina but no tits.

Do you mind??

vivid said:

mcmeekle said:

Part of one, yes!

The whole thing is "I have a penis, do you have a vagina?"

Worked on The Wife.

Which is odd, because she also has a penis......

Cool. I was wondering what to say next.

If it's florescent we're talking about, I'd have a check-list of body parts you think important in a woman. Vagina and tits are a given, not sure what else is needed......

mcmeekle said:

vivid said:

Cool. I was wondering what to say next.

If it's florescent we're talking about, I'd have a check-list of body parts you think important in a woman. Vagina and tits are a given, not sure what else is needed......

I am here you know!

And top of the check list would be the absence of a penis.

[Edited 7/5/10 13:44pm]

florescent said:

florescent said:

I'm laughing my tits off!

I just realised what I said....

So i'll say it before you do. I now have a vagina but no tits.

Do you mind??

I have to say I prefer the latter to the former. But I'll give it a bash.

florescent said:

mcmeekle said:

If it's florescent we're talking about, I'd have a check-list of body parts you think important in a woman. Vagina and tits are a given, not sure what else is needed......

I am here you know!

And top of the check list would be the absence of a penis.

[Edited 7/5/10 13:44pm]

the only criteria I've ever felt truly indispensable

vivid said:

florescent said:

I just realised what I said....

So i'll say it before you do. I now have a vagina but no tits.

Do you mind??

I have to say I prefer the latter to the former. But I'll give it a bash.

I'm so glad you're not actually in to girls. I might be frightened to turn up if not.

florescent said:

vivid said:

I have to say I prefer the latter to the former. But I'll give it a bash.

I'm so glad you're not actually in to girls. I might be frightened to turn up if not.

I have parted the curtains on ocassion...

florescent said:

mcmeekle said:

If it's florescent we're talking about, I'd have a check-list of body parts you think important in a woman. Vagina and tits are a given, not sure what else is needed......

I am here you know!

And top of the check list would be the absence of a penis.

[Edited 7/5/10 13:44pm]

I'm glad you're penis-free.

vivid said:

florescent said:

I'm so glad you're not actually in to girls. I might be frightened to turn up if not.

I have parted the curtains on ocassion...

That's beautiful man.....

mcmeekle said:

vivid said:

I have parted the curtains on ocassion...

That's beautiful man.....

but that''s what it's all about...

Brit with dick, reporting for duty.

But I'm no longer on Facefuck, after having a mental meltdown over the weekend.

GirlBrother said:

Brit with dick, reporting for duty.

GirlBrother said:

But I'm no longer on Facefuck, after having a mental meltdown over the weekend.

I saw a sliver of that. I have days like that too, man. I feel and react exactly like that sometimes.

I'll be back on Facebook around Christmas or something, maybe Halloween.

It was just pissing me off!!! Friends kept talking about (and posting pictures of) shit I hadn't been invited to!!! I was stuck at home all day Saturday and miserable, while some of my haterosexual friends evidently made plans for a "Family Day" on Sunday with all their snot-nosed whiney kids.

I bumped into a couple of frenemies with their kids, on Sunday afternoon, while walking to meet my parents. They didn't seem to have any shame in telling me that all the breeders had just had lunch together!!! It tipped me over the edge; and I'd been on the precipice for a good month or so.

I hate them all!!!

I'm still on Twitter though.

p.s. They're only "haterosexuals" and "breeders" because I'm mad at them all. I love straight people.

p.p.s. I'm being inverse and arch. Because I can. lol

I'll be that Brit with a dick.

I'll be that Brit with a dick.

I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be I'l be that Brit with a dick.

Or whatever it was Miss Kittin said....

MidasTouch said:

I'll be that Brit with a dick.

I'll be that Brit with a dick.

I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be I'l be that Brit with a dick.

YES, PLEASE