oh holy friggen shate my hoochies!

There's this tiny hole-in-the-wall Indian restaurant nearby, so tacky it's charming.

It's essentially one small room with a few tables and bright-ass florescent (hospital) lighting at the top. It has four very small rickety tables outside if you can stand the heat.

The waitress has very nice carmel skin though. It's quite lovely. It's only about a shade darker than the lady in this photo:

But, I digress...

The meals take FOREVER to get to you, often with the apetizer coming out at the same time or even after the main courses.

But JAYSUS is it delicious. These folks can cooked the shit out of a veggie meal.

I had veggie balls (veggies ground into a paste and rolled into a ball), fried and served in a tangy barbecue style sauce with braised onions and peppers. lawd

THen the most amazing vegetable jahlfreezi , where the veggies are roasted and stir fried in the jahfreezi dry-style and served in a bowl with veggie-naan.

Swear to gawd, it was like heaven. Indians can cook the shit out of vegetables, yo.

Trust me on this folks: It's HEAVEN to have those succulent balls in your mouth.

I tried to read your post but I counldn't read past the asscrack with LMAO.

make that 7 times now

since when do alabamans say "bloke"

I'm hungry