http://buttersafe.com/comics/2009-03-05-PineappleTime.jpg

I can't make it fit properly. Whatever. Still makes me laugh.

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[img:$uid]http://cupcakerecipe.net/uploaded_images/pineapple_jam-726096.jpg[/img:$uid]

http://abstrusegoose.com/278

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Pineapple is YUMMY!!

Jasager, the WiFi Pineapple. He hunts hot spots.

Awwwww

http://213.186.58.23/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bad-day_english.jpg

Cerebus said:

Jasager, the WiFi Pineapple. He hunts hot spots.

does it crackle and squeal like a geiger counter?

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Jasager, the WiFi Pineapple. He hunts hot spots.

does it crackle and squeal like a geiger counter?

Not sure. But I would imagine it makes angry conquering pineapple noises.

I laughed so hard my eyes watered... probably just me, though. DJ Tinyface

http://www.smackjeeves.com/images/uploaded/comics/e/0/e017152a7469.png

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

does it crackle and squeal like a geiger counter?

Not sure. But I would imagine it makes angry conquering pineapple noises.

ah, so more like my grandma's hearing aid

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Not sure. But I would imagine it makes angry conquering pineapple noises.

ah, so more like my grandma's hearing aid

Yes. Exactly like that! (I wasn't actually aware that hearing aids made noises... is it a Grandma thing?)

You take lovely photographs.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bored_with_the_internet.jpg

Boo!

http://thisisnthappiness.com/photo/1280/638012903/1/tumblr_l337obREVo1qz6f9y

WTF???

johnart said:

WTF???

Bored. Geeking out with my Stumble toolbar. Ran across the first image and decided to share. Thread will probably get locked or deleted anyway.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

ah, so more like my grandma's hearing aid

Yes. Exactly like that! (I wasn't actually aware that hearing aids made noises... is it a Grandma thing?)

You take lovely photographs.

thank you

(when grandma turns hers up too loud and they feedback)

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

WTF???

Bored. Geeking out with my Stumble toolbar. Ran across the first image and decided to share. Thread will probably get locked or deleted anyway.

I don't even know what a Stumble toolbar is.

johnart said:

WTF???

Oh hey! Speaking of toolbars (and how often do you get to say that?!). Really cool about the Huffington Post. I've got two full rows of extremely abbreviated site names on my bookmark toolbar and HP is one of them. I check it daily.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

WTF???

Oh hey! Speaking of toolbars (and how often do you get to say that?!). Really cool about the Huffington Post. I've got two full rows of extremely abbreviated site names on my bookmark toolbar and HP is one of them. I check it daily.

Thanks!

The plan is to post weekly over there.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Bored. Geeking out with my Stumble toolbar. Ran across the first image and decided to share. Thread will probably get locked or deleted anyway.

I don't even know what a Stumble toolbar is.

It's a toolbar with a button that says Stumble....

Within the guts of the toolbar and it's associated website you set up a bunch of user preferences relating to a pretty large variety of random topics. There are main categories and sub-categories. Just a few would be...

Arts/History, Painting

Arts/History, Midieval History

Computers, Internet Games

Religion, Bhuddism

Adult, Swingers

Then, when you hit the Stumble button, instead of it giving you a string of search results it takes you directly to a website that fits within those categories. Sometimes the fit is quite loose, sometimes it's exactly what you were looking for. But fairly often you "stumble" across a very cool site that you'd never find otherwise (the internet is a big place). Tonight I've mostly been messing around with the Media, Comic Books category, which usually just turns up web comics, rather than actual comic books.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

Pineapple is YUMMY!!

It sure is. I remember when my parents went to Hawaii a long time ago, and they brought home several pineapples from there. They were the sweetest, juiciest pineapples I have ever had, much better than the ones you buy at the store.

See, like this here. I just set the category to Outdoors, Bird Watching. The first "stumble" gave me this...

But the second one gave me this.

johnart said:

I know, I know. A group of us were going to go to Toy Story 3 tonight but we decided to wait another week because of the whole Twihards and Independence Day weekend crowds thing. It's awesome to have friends who are as anti-social as you are.

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Cerebus said:

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

^^ I think that's the reward for reading the whole thing.

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

The Differences Between Men and Women

And with that I shall retire for the evening.

Cerebus said:

^^ I think that's the reward for reading the whole thing.

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."