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want to shoot me somethin' Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Conservative Answer: BANG! Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed) Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! | |
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actually in mpls there's a nutjob raping women in my neighborhood. he gets into the parking ramps and assaults them as they enter/exit their cars.
therefore i've decided that, while this idiot is at large, if anyone matching this guy's description so much as attempts to detain/restrain me in the parking lot, then no i won't stop to ascertain what degree of harm he intends me, i will act first and face manslaughter charges later | |
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DEJA VU! | |
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I guess I'm conservative "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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shoot him in the leg "Climb in my fur." | |
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XxAxX said: actually in mpls there's a nutjob raping women in my neighborhood. he gets into the parking ramps and assaults them as they enter/exit their cars.
plus he assaulted some women by loring park, which ain't 2 far away from my house... hopefully they catch the guy soon...very soon. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: XxAxX said: actually in mpls there's a nutjob raping women in my neighborhood. he gets into the parking ramps and assaults them as they enter/exit their cars.
plus he assaulted some women by loring park, which ain't 2 far away from my house... hopefully they catch the guy soon...very soon. yikes!! becareful handclaps!!! :OMG: I'd carry a knife or a gun or Mace...yeah..mace carry some of that shit!! that'll learn-em! I hope they catch him soon. good luck to all you out there. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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considering the fact he's assaulted like, what, 3 women in the last ten days i'd say it won't be long before he's apprehended.
blech. this sort of stuff enrages me. if he makes the mistake of messing with me he will definitely regret it. i plan on taking his eyes out first, then disabling him in other ways before i ever call the cops. vicious? yeah you bet | |
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Hello...
Didn't Teller post that the other day? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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hmmm. i dunno?
how's ya feeling Ice? | |
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XxAxX said: hmmm. i dunno?
how's ya feeling Ice? Somewhat better, thank you! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Hello...
Didn't Teller post that the other day? | |
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