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Thread started 06/25/10 9:55am

funkpill

A Man And A Woman Who Had Never Met Before

But who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

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Reply #1 posted 06/25/10 9:57am

chocolate1

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lol

I've heard this one before...

But I look forward to your jokes every week. I was just wondering where this week's was... biggrin

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #2 posted 06/25/10 10:36am

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I'll never listen to Let's Pretend We're Married the same. fart faint

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Reply #3 posted 06/25/10 10:36am

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A "goodie" ... I rate it 3.5 giggle giggles! (out of 5)

Happy Funky Friday everyone!

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Reply #4 posted 06/25/10 10:45am

CHIC0

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lol and with that...i'm logging off. lol

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Reply #5 posted 06/25/10 11:25am

paintedlady

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eek

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Reply #6 posted 06/25/10 12:40pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I've heard this one before to, but it still makes me laugh!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

hug martini rose

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Reply #7 posted 06/25/10 2:46pm

luv4u

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Nothinbutjoy said:

I've heard this one before to, but it still makes me laugh!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

Me too.

And it's still funny lol

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #8 posted 06/25/10 3:20pm

Serious

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johnart said:

I'll never listen to Let's Pretend We're Married the same.

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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....

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Reply #9 posted 06/25/10 4:10pm

peb319

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