This thread is ruined!!

JoeTyler said:

This thread is ruined!!

Did you ever find the gaydoration lauded on you for the last two years (prior to your turning 18) a bit unsettling, pedophiliac and tacky? I did.

You're obviously very intelligent and handsome. This means you have to KNOW you're good looking. Yet, you keep it in perspective. What advice would you tell those who place to much value in their looks or intelligence?

Describe the circumstances around when you realized you had become a Prince fan.

Asian girls are really hot. And short. Don't you agree?

The Kepler mission's next report will be in Feburary. It is expected that NASA will confirm whether the projected 170 objects found are planets or not. The projected number could be as high as 300 though. Do you think there will be any surprises in the first year of operation?

The methan concentrations on Mars are located near areas of the planet where there is suspected liquid/ice water concentrations---the correlation is very strong. Methan of course can only be generated through chemical means in volcanoes (etc.) or as a byproduct of life. It is quickly destroyed by the Sun's rays, of which Mar's weak atmosphere can not protect. This means, the methan is being regenerated constantly on Mars. On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the highest), what is the likelihood in your opinion that this could mean life on Mars?

tinaz said:

Serious said:

shave

proof...?

Dave, how do you about your having replaced ZaZa as the man most lusted after by the gay orgers..?

BlackAdder7 said:

Dave, how do you about your having replaced ZaZa as the man most lusted after by the gay orgers..?

Man, that's cold.

vivid said:

sermwanderer said:

davey boy listen to me i'm drunk just back in the house was out with my cousin for a pint as our wives have both just given birth to two beautiful baby boys. I have a really important question for you......... Who would win in a fight, a rottweiler or a cat with a chib?

First of all, congratulations!

I really like your question, it enhances the mind in so many ways. But what the hell is a "chib"?

JoeTyler said:

This thread is ruined!!

Hell yeah.

Dave1992 said:

sermwanderer said:

davey boy listen to me i'm drunk just back in the house was out with my cousin for a pint as our wives have both just given birth to two beautiful baby boys. I have a really important question for you......... Who would win in a fight, a rottweiler or a cat with a chib?

First of all, congratulations!

I really like your question, it enhances the mind in so many ways. But what the hell is a "chib"?

Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.

TheVoid said:

Did you ever find the gaydoration lauded on you for the last two years (prior to your turning 18) a bit unsettling, pedophiliac and tacky? I did.

Oh, I remember your orgnote back then which I never answered due to a lack in time and then I forgot about it! That was very cute and obliging, thank you.

No, I always took it with a pinch of salt (especially on the internet) and I was quite sure that 95% of the things people say on here would not come out of their mouths if we actually met, especially if it was for the first time. But if so, and they really came across as overtly serious in their approach, I'd simply tell them to fuck off (maybe politely, if I had liked them prior to that). I don't let anyone unsettle me in any way, ever. I would have been able to defend myself against pedophilia. And if anyone really did feel sexuall attracted to me - so what! - Nobody hurt me or was disrespectful in any way and I always at least smiled at most of the posts directed at me.

And thank you for holding back your lust, Dan.

You're obviously very intelligent and handsome. This means you have to KNOW you're good looking. Yet, you keep it in perspective. What advice would you tell those who place to much value in their looks or intelligence?

Some people don't have much more than their looks and it is all they strive for in their lives. Others are intelligent, would be interesting would have the power to convince another without their looks. I usually try to develop their confidence, so that they realise there is much more to their beauty than their body.

All in all, I would say that perfect skin, perfect make-up, great hair, beautiful eyes, blow-job lips and a great body don't make a person good-looking. Sure, it paves the way, but if a woman doesn't come across as natural and aware of who and what she is I will not find her attractive at all. I can only speak for myself, though, of course.

Describe the circumstances around when you realized you had become a Prince fan.

I handled it like a love relationship - I never said to myself "Now I felt this and I did that and now I bought this album - I have to be a Prince fan now!". I never gave it a name for myself - if I felt like listening to him more, I simply did it. If I felt like telling people how good a musician he was, I simply did it. I never did anything the status of being a fan would have me expect from myself. So, no matter what I discover with Prince and his music, it feels better and better every day, because, listening to his music, I don't care about fandom, but about my own well-being.

Apart from that, I started to realise I was not the only one with a "different" approach to life, spirituality, sexuality, music and love - which made Prince and his music - and his followers, for that matter - even more interesting to me.

Asian girls are really hot. And short. Don't you agree?

Not all of them. In fact, I'd have to say that the percentage really hot girls is lower in Asia than in Europe. But if an Asian girl is really hot, I'd have to bluntly say she'd beat all the others in the world.

Short girls are always cuter, though.

The Kepler mission's next report will be in Feburary. It is expected that NASA will confirm whether the projected 170 objects found are planets or not. The projected number could be as high as 300 though. Do you think there will be any surprises in the first year of operation?

Something that far away will always be a surprise for us, no matter what it is. And if it's just the same things we have already seen, it would still be fascinating and a surprise.

The methan concentrations on Mars are located near areas of the planet where there is suspected liquid/ice water concentrations---the correlation is very strong. Methan of course can only be generated through chemical means in volcanoes (etc.) or as a byproduct of life. It is quickly destroyed by the Sun's rays, of which Mar's weak atmosphere can not protect. This means, the methan is being regenerated constantly on Mars. On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the highest), what is the likelihood in your opinion that this could mean life on Mars?

9; - as you said correctly, in the logic we have built through years of exploration and research, there is no other way - there must be life on Mars. But still, there is this small factor of all the things we do not know yet, especially not about that Planet. Therefore I will not give it 10 out of 10, as a Planet this far away and (although not that much) different to ours can hold many surprises.

BlackAdder7 said:

Dave, how do you about your having replaced ZaZa as the man most lusted after by the gay orgers..?

Like I said, I take it with a pinch of salt and do not care too much. And I hope Zaza doesn't either.

tinaz said:

Dave1992 said:

First of all, congratulations!

I really like your question, it enhances the mind in so many ways. But what the hell is a "chib"?

Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.

There you go! I've spent too little time up there to have learned about that word.

In that case, the cat. I'm sure about that!

Interesting Dave, I think the cat would win too.

BTW, I'm sober now

sermwanderer said:

Interesting Dave, I think the cat would win too.

BTW, I'm sober now

Good then

What did you have? Only pints or more?

Dave1992 said:

sermwanderer said:

Dave1992 said:

Good then

What did you have? Only pints or more?

only pints several pints of guinness. Couldn't risk a bad hangover as I promised to feed and change the baby early morning and his nappy was almost as bad as Carmen Electra's album

Had me a couple of pints of Guinness yesterday. Missed it.

Good lawd! If I ever decide to have children I'll probably change my mind about my positive attitude the first time I do that.

Dave1992 said:

sermwanderer said:

Dave1992 said:

Had me a couple of pints of Guinness yesterday. Missed it.

Good lawd! If I ever decide to have children I'll probably change my mind about my positive attitude the first time I do that.

I don't want to put you off, but those nappies are just scary. The body weight to poo ratio is insane

Mate, you're really cool and all, but I was just trying to eat some tortellini.

Dave1992 said:

Dave, how many girls have you fucked??

JoeTyler said:

Dave, how many girls have you fucked??

I don't know. I never counted and, without wanting to brag or anything (because there is nothing "cool" about it), I couldn't list all of them anymore, or would have stopped counting by now. Definitely a lot for my age, but enough for now. I'm taking a break!

Dave1992 said:

JoeTyler said:

Dave, how many girls have you fucked??

I don't know. I never counted and, without wanting to brag or anything (because there is nothing "cool" about it), I couldn't list all of them anymore, or would have stopped counting by now. Definitely a lot for my age, but enough for now. I'm taking a break!

well done mate, sex is better in small doses...

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JoeTyler said:

sex is better in small doses...

OMG, you ARE straight.

HamsterHuey said:

JoeTyler said:

sex is better in small doses...

OMG, you ARE straight.

What possessed you to stop eating meat?

Who is your favorite painter?

What is your favorite movie?

What is your favorite part of the female anatomy that's not vagina, asshole, or breast related?

What is your best friend like?

What brought you into GD from Prince M&M?

TheVoid said:

What possessed you to stop eating meat?

My finally being strong enough to say "No, I am not going to eat this, I'm sorry." when I was about ten years old. I never liked any kind of meat - the taste, the texture, the smell, nothing. What made it worse was that I used to visit my family in Slovakia quite often as a child, which made my disgust for meat grow even quicker, because people over there eat meat for breakfast.

Who is your favorite painter?

I've always been partial to impressionism, so I'd have to mention Monet.

What is your favorite movie?

I have many, including Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, The Big Lebowski, American History X, Rain Man, Cast Away, Purple Rain, Lost In Translation, Being There, Inglourious Basterds, .... but if I had to pick one, right now, it would be Under The Cherry Moon. The feel of it, the unique style, the unique sense of humour... you know.

What is your favorite part of the female anatomy that's not vagina, asshole, or breast related?

Well, if it's not vagina or breast related it can't be part of the female anatomy, can it? Overall, other than that, I would say thighs.

What is your best friend like?

People say we are very much alike, we have a unique sense of humour, laugh in the same way, and together we are unbearable, because we make fun of everyone and everything and nobody knows whether we're serious or not. We usually feel each other's thoughts, especially when it comes to humour. That's why people call us a "well-rehearsed team". He is good-looking, intelligent - but not too intellectual, sensitive - although he doesn't show it and overal very reliable. I've known him for six years now and we fell in love with each other the very first time we talked. I call him my "brother" and we tell each other how much we love each other once in a while. It's a perfect relationship

What brought you into GD from Prince M&M?

You.

What's the answer to the question of you?

vivid said:

What's the answer to the question of you?

LOVE ME.

Oh no, wait. Wrong song.

HamsterHuey said:

vivid said:

What's the answer to the question of you?

LOVE ME.

Oh no, wait. Wrong song.