I feel like taking a trip down memory lane....

and I also feel the need to have a good laugh!

So this thread is dedicated to the top 5 craziest moments in your life....

whether its you puked on a random guys shoe....

or you had sex in a clothing store dressing room..

give me a laugh and a so i may applaud your experience!

I'll go first:

1. carring a life size naked blow up(aka peter pecker) doll through down town chicago ( and asking people to suck for a buck) what shocked me is people were trying to lick his blown up penis as we passed by carring him... and they were putting money in his pants...

2. dancing drunk on top of a glass coffee table (yeah that one didnt go the way I planned!)

3. lighting a ciggarette drunk and burning my bangs!

4. waving a blown up penis out the sun roof of a limo (while a bus full of football players were passing us)

5. riding around in my silver car not realizing someone wrote in dry erase marker on the side of it (for a good time call 888-888-8888)for a hour ... (I gave my girlfriend props for that one i couldnt stop laughing ) I was wondering why people were looking at me weird while I was at a stop light...

ok now it your turn...

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Told this before, but one time I was sitting with a friend in his car by a man-made lake near his condo in Chaeng Wattana, near Bangkok. We'd been drinking and it was around 3am in the morning. Out of nowhere a police truck came speeding to a stop behind us, a cop jumped from the flat-bed and 2 more got out of the cab. They literally ran over to the car, told us to get out, and started patting us down while frantically shouting "Drugs? Guns?" 2 of them then simultaneously ran down to the lake to relieve their bladders, while I chatted with the other cop. The other 2 then came back at the same time, all three then ran back to the truck, got in at the same time like it was GTA on the Playstation, and they sped off. It was all just very weird. I think they were more drunk than we were.

oww chile,no comment!

Oh, the 'yaaay game' was kinda random too. We used to do a Simpsons-esque 'Yaaaaaaay!' in random public places in Bangkok. People would kind of oscillate with fear and confusion at how unexpected and out of place it was, like they might just explode. See also 'white guy speeds around Tesco supermarket with Thai boy in trolley'.

See also 'white guy with vomit down his shirt pushes Thai boy in trolley slowly around Tesco supermarket'

Fauxie said:

Oh, the 'yaaay game' was kinda random too. We used to do a Simpsons-esque 'Yaaaaaaay!' in random public places in Bangkok. People would kind of oscillate with fear and confusion at how unexpected and out of place it was, like they might just explode. See also 'white guy speeds around Tesco supermarket with Thai boy in trolley'.

yyyaaaayy like ralph wiggum? lol

Fauxie said:

Told this before, but one time I was sitting with a friend in his car by a man-made lake near his condo in Chaeng Wattana, near Bangkok. We'd been drinking and it was around 3am in the morning. Out of nowhere a police truck came speeding to a stop behind us, a cop jumped from the flat-bed and 2 more got out of the cab. They literally ran over to the car, told us to get out, and started patting us down while frantically shouting "Drugs? Guns?" 2 of them then simultaneously ran down to the lake to relieve their bladders, while I chatted with the other cop. The other 2 then came back at the same time, all three then ran back to the truck, got in at the same time like it was GTA on the Playstation, and they sped off. It was all just very weird. I think they were more drunk than we were.

omg!!

Christopher said:

Fauxie said:

Oh, the 'yaaay game' was kinda random too. We used to do a Simpsons-esque 'Yaaaaaaay!' in random public places in Bangkok. People would kind of oscillate with fear and confusion at how unexpected and out of place it was, like they might just explode. See also 'white guy speeds around Tesco supermarket with Thai boy in trolley'.

yyyaaaayy like ralph wiggum? lol

Yes, or like when the kids in school all do a collective 'yaaaaay!'

Sitting outside an Atlantic City hotel with friends at 2 am, sorta too drunk to stand, I overheard another group of people talking about the playoffs game the Celtics had won earlier that night and sorta snapped- jumped up, started screaming "FUCK THE EAST COAST!!!" at them and the area in general.

Riding around the subway in Chicago for like an hour because we were too drunk to figure out how to get to the hotel.

Being still drunk at 6 am at the Philadelphia airport and arguing with TSA about how I didn't want to take my sunglasses off to go through security

i ate whole one of these on a dare

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not the craziest

my mouth felt like i had every oral STD known to man

but my ass ..........my ass was on fire for three days..............3 DAYS

felt like my ass was the portal to hell it hurt so bad

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I haven't had a drink in about 15 years... partly because I was the *"drunk dialing" girl.

Also, I had one of those "If I get off this floor, God..." experiences.

*I called this guy I was friends with and told him what I really thought of his mother... Then I was totally confused about why he wasn't speaking to me days later.

There are just too many ridiculous incidents of drunken humor... shit, my house had almost 200 people in it/outside of it 3 weeks ago, we got raided by the cops, and I LEFT MY OWN HOUSE to pretend I didn't live there. Shit, I wasn't going down for all the underage drinking going on.

I can't narrow it down because almost every week something INSANE happens under the influence -- something that you'd say, "Haha, that wouldn't happen, but how funny would it be if it did?" ... Well, it does happen.

The time my friends and I held the Olympic Couch Jumping Trials at our hotel at a state political convention.

Some college friends and I were doing the "horseshoe" (drinking up one side and down the other of the main thoroughfare near campus) and slid down the antique staircase of a restaurant (where we'd just done a shot) on our asses. In dresses. One girl's dress (not mine) got caught on a nail and the dress ended up over her head. Fortunately, she was wearing a slip.

Inventing the "pear appletini" with johnart at Prince night at Berlin.

One night, my friends and I were having cocktails al fresco at one of our favorite places. We were pretty well lit when we noticed a woman across the street in a wedding gown, with a bunch of people around her. One of the loonier of our group said, "I'm gonna see if she'll do a shot with us." She walked across the street and a few seconds later came back with the bride - "I got the bride!" So it turns out that this crew (including the bride) was making a film called "Bad Bride" about a woman who either bails on her wedding (or her fiance bails on her - I can't remember) and she's going across the country in her wedding gown. So they hang with us for a few minutes, one of my friends tells an off-color joke for the camera, and they make us all sign releases. They leave - and we keep cocktailing.

A couple years later, when the Oxygen network is just getting started, what movie do they have in heavy rotation for about a month? Bad Bride! And there we are, in the movie - dirty joke and all.

Ahhhhh...good times...

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Genesia said:

Inventing the "pear appletini" with johnart at Prince night at Berlin.

Ahhhhh...good times...

[Edited 6/15/10 7:20am]

And then challenging me to a Runway Walk-off.

We REALLY NEED TO GET TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

I peed off a motel balcony in Seaside NJ the weekend of my Senior Prom.

This is particularly outrageous since I am extremely pee-shy.

Oh, yeah, and I once started not only a thread (complete with photoshoot) but a whole BLOG dedicated to a Snuggie.

johnart said:

I peed off a motel balcony in Seaside NJ the weekend of my Senior Prom.

This is particularly outrageous since I am extremely pee-shy.

Oh, yeah, and I once started not only a thread (complete with photoshoot) but a whole BLOG dedicated to a Snuggie.

I knew you were drunk!

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Inventing the "pear appletini" with johnart at Prince night at Berlin.

Ahhhhh...good times...

[Edited 6/15/10 7:20am]

And then challenging me to a Runway Walk-off.

We REALLY NEED TO GET TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

OMG - I forgot the drunkass moment of them all! When I fell out of the DJ booth and busted up my knee!

Norm pickin' me up off the flo'...

Genesia said:

johnart said:

And then challenging me to a Runway Walk-off.

We REALLY NEED TO GET TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

OMG - I forgot the drunkass moment of them all! When I fell out of the DJ booth and busted up my knee!

Norm pickin' me up off the flo'...

I wasn't gonna bring that up.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

OMG - I forgot the drunkass moment of them all! When I fell out of the DJ booth and busted up my knee!

Norm pickin' me up off the flo'...

I wasn't gonna bring that up.

That may actually go down in history as my most hilarious drunkass moment ever. I honestly hope I never top it.

I could tell stories that would shock and awe the best of you.

But I’m not going to.

OK, I’ll tell one. And it’s relatively tame.

One new years we were all VERY drunk at First Ave and a friend’s glam rock band was playing in the Entry after midnight. My friend Andy and I went in to check them out. There was a huge box speaker on the floor next to the stage and I got up on it and started drunkenly dancing. My friend who was a dancer in the band even joined me on the box for a minute so there showed up a spotlight of some such and we danced together. About 10 seconds after she stepped back on stage I lost my balance and FELL OFF THE BOX.

Splat.

I got up and walked straight out of the Entry, I was so embarrassed. I think my friend finally followed me and we grabbed a cab to the after party.

CarrieMpls said:

I could tell stories that would shock and awe the best of you.

But I’m not going to.

OK, I’ll tell one. And it’s relatively tame.

One new years we were all VERY drunk at First Ave and a friend’s glam rock band was playing in the Entry after midnight. My friend Andy and I went in to check them out. There was a huge box speaker on the floor next to the stage and I got up on it and started drunkenly dancing. My friend who was a dancer in the band even joined me on the box for a minute so there showed up a spotlight of some such and we danced together. About 10 seconds after she stepped back on stage I lost my balance and FELL OFF THE BOX.

Splat.

I got up and walked straight out of the Entry, I was so embarrassed. I think my friend finally followed me and we grabbed a cab to the after party.

Thank you for sharing that. I feel better now.

Genesia said:

CarrieMpls said:

I could tell stories that would shock and awe the best of you.

But I’m not going to.

OK, I’ll tell one. And it’s relatively tame.

One new years we were all VERY drunk at First Ave and a friend’s glam rock band was playing in the Entry after midnight. My friend Andy and I went in to check them out. There was a huge box speaker on the floor next to the stage and I got up on it and started drunkenly dancing. My friend who was a dancer in the band even joined me on the box for a minute so there showed up a spotlight of some such and we danced together. About 10 seconds after she stepped back on stage I lost my balance and FELL OFF THE BOX.

Splat.

I got up and walked straight out of the Entry, I was so embarrassed. I think my friend finally followed me and we grabbed a cab to the after party.

Thank you for sharing that. I feel better now.

Yeah, after your admission, I figured I could tell THAT story.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

I wasn't gonna bring that up.

That may actually go down in history as my most hilarious drunkass moment ever. I honestly hope I never top it.

**hugs**

I didn't see the fall -- but I was at the bar & turned and saw you on the floor, and my tipsy ass was like

" why is she on the floor?"

johnart said:

I peed off a motel balcony in Seaside NJ the weekend of my Senior Prom.

This is particularly outrageous since I am extremely pee-shy.

Oh, yeah, and I once started not only a thread (complete with photoshoot) but a whole BLOG dedicated to a Snuggie.

that was soooo much fun tho!

-- and u wasn't drunk when we went & took all those outdoor shots..

thanks to 1/3 of a shared giant "Warp Core Breach" and a "James 'Tea' Kirk" [like a Long Island Ice Tea] @ Quark's in the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton with Genesia and another member.... I accidentally shoplifted a Barry Manilow DVD.

-- we stopped at the Barry Manilow store (we were in Vegas for Prince.. I think the first 3121 @ Empire Ballroom?) and I walked out with it in my hand..

I didn't realize my hands were full until I tried to reach in my pants pocket for something -- but both hands were full, and I wasn't sure why.

I knew one hand was holding what was left of the "tea" but the other was a mystery.. I look down and much to my surprise, I'm holding a Manilow concert DVD

we had walked thru the alarm thingies when we left, but, they never went off

I ran back to return it.. the store clerks were surprised; didn't even seem to care

and Genesia and the other one still laugh at me for that......

1) coming home drunk and getting my ass kicked by my dad. Not cuz I was drunk but because I drove home on a motorcycle.

2) something with karaoke and ad hoc strippers.

3) help a friend to aim his pee into the toilet. You actually need two semi-drunk adults to steer 1 totally wasted adult.

4) explaining the way back to the hotel to a bewildered Chinese cab-driver somewhere in China while two friends are projectile-vomiting from both side-windows.

5) getting a stripper drunk and watching her moving spastically like a fish on the dry in a German strip club. Jack&coke + platform see-through heels=twisted ankles.

PositivityNYC said:

thanks to 1/3 of a shared giant "Warp Core Breach" and a "James 'Tea' Kirk" [like a Long Island Ice Tea] @ Quark's in the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton with Genesia and another member.... I accidentally shoplifted a Barry Manilow DVD.

-- we stopped at the Barry Manilow store (we were in Vegas for Prince.. I think the first 3121 @ Empire Ballroom?) and I walked out with it in my hand..

I didn't realize my hands were full until I tried to reach in my pants pocket for something -- but both hands were full, and I wasn't sure why.

I knew one hand was holding what was left of the "tea" but the other was a mystery.. I look down and much to my surprise, I'm holding a Manilow concert DVD

we had walked thru the alarm thingies when we left, but, they never went off

I ran back to return it.. the store clerks were surprised; didn't even seem to care

and Genesia and the other one still laugh at me for that......

Too bad the "other one" isn't here to tell us about her drunken reaction to being probed by the Borg.

"Think of the children!"

Acrylic said:

There are just too many ridiculous incidents of drunken humor... shit, my house had almost 200 people in it/outside of it 3 weeks ago, we got raided by the cops, and I LEFT MY OWN HOUSE to pretend I didn't live there. Shit, I wasn't going down for all the underage drinking going on.

I love that

Acrylic said:

There are just too many ridiculous incidents of drunken humor... shit, my house had almost 200 people in it/outside of it 3 weeks ago, we got raided by the cops, and I LEFT MY OWN HOUSE to pretend I didn't live there. Shit, I wasn't going down for all the underage drinking going on.

I can't narrow it down because almost every week something INSANE happens under the influence -- something that you'd say, "Haha, that wouldn't happen, but how funny would it be if it did?" ... Well, it does happen.

How Holly Golightly of you.

Genesia said:

PositivityNYC said:

thanks to 1/3 of a shared giant "Warp Core Breach" and a "James 'Tea' Kirk" [like a Long Island Ice Tea] @ Quark's in the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton with Genesia and another member.... I accidentally shoplifted a Barry Manilow DVD.

-- we stopped at the Barry Manilow store (we were in Vegas for Prince.. I think the first 3121 @ Empire Ballroom?) and I walked out with it in my hand..

I didn't realize my hands were full until I tried to reach in my pants pocket for something -- but both hands were full, and I wasn't sure why.

I knew one hand was holding what was left of the "tea" but the other was a mystery.. I look down and much to my surprise, I'm holding a Manilow concert DVD

we had walked thru the alarm thingies when we left, but, they never went off

I ran back to return it.. the store clerks were surprised; didn't even seem to care

and Genesia and the other one still laugh at me for that......

Too bad the "other one" isn't here to tell us about her drunken reaction to being probed by the Borg.

"Think of the children!"

she got "probed" before the likka! I think she needed it to calm the frak down...