ok ok I know Im a lady and I shouldnt be talking about this stuff... but I say fuck that ! Its time to release a little immaturity... (i have no shame cause you all are awesome and im curious as to the responce)

So yes I was inspired by all the VS. threads and i couldnt resist!

So what do you think is more disgusting Farts or burps?

Do you think one is more publicly acceptable (able to perform in public)? or do you think they are completly unexceptable?

Do you think there funny? Do you have contests?

Do you think they are more extreme silent or loud?

Do you let it go with pride or do you run and hide?

and or anything else you wanna add....

my answer: I know we are all human and this happens forceful on us however I think its extremly gross when someone farts and I dont really pay attention when someone burps...

burping in public can be funny depending on where you are at who you are with

farts on the other hand I think you should run and hide...

however i have found it very amuzing to watch two men at the bar a while back have a beer belching contest it was some hilarious shit.. ( probably cause i was intoxicated but oh well)

silent anything is always way worse to me than when there loud and proud....

what is your opinion on the matter?

They're both pretty gross in public.

But farts ARE and ALWAYS will be funny.

FauxReal said:

Farts are worse. My older brother used to always fart at the table at breakfast and I would just quit eating because something about farting around dairy products, especially milk, made me lose my appetite. The same fart while eating a steak may not have bothered me to that degree. Burping at the table? Who cares? Just say excuse me. It doesn't usually smell as bad. Conversely, vomit usually smells worse than shit.

omg !! shame on your brother lol!

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FauxReal said:

Farts are worse. My older brother used to always fart at the table at breakfast and I would just quit eating because something about farting around dairy products, especially milk, made me lose my appetite. The same fart while eating a steak may not have bothered me to that degree. Burping at the table? Who cares? Just say excuse me. It doesn't usually smell as bad. Conversely, vomit usually smells worse than shit.

You obviously have never met my sister... We had to share a bathroom in the morning and she would PURPOSELY belch from the bottom pit of her stomach thru her stanky unbrushed morning breath teeth, where all the food she ate the night before sat there and fermented! It was so loud it rattled the windows! Then she'd spit in her hand and suck it back in her mouth just to watch me dry heaving while she LAUGHED... God she was a bitch...

tinaz said:

Farts are always more disgusting than burps in my book. I don't care the circumstance.

My little brother used to clench and unclench his butt cheeks, to change the tone of his farts...It was pretty amazing and disgusting all at the same time.

this is magical!! lmfao

Farts are by far the worst. Especially when you're on an elevator and some stank-ass bastid lets one of those deadly silent ones rip. Everyone is pissed and wondering who it is. I promptly speak up and say, "Who's the one with no home-training?" My friend was telling me about the time she was on the subway and this guy let one rip right in her face. She was sitting on an aisle seat and he was standing beside her and farted right in her face. She yelled out, "YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH! NO YOU DIDN'T BUST YO ASS IN MY FACE!" She said the whole car fell out laughing. Laugh my ass, I would have kicked that mofo right in his fuggin balls!

it depends on the person

a burp can be worst than a fart if

1. if the person breath smells like they were eating shit sandwitches

a. if this is the case then a burp is equivalent to 10 consecutive farts in the face

a fart can be worst than burp

1.if the fartee is sitting by you but denies there fart

a. so everyone believes you farted and the fartee gets off scott free

aka (guilty by association fart)

Burps aren't as bad.

That said, I am currently fighting an endless battle with my kids. They think that farts and burps are the funniest things ever.

Closely followed by the words 'bottom', 'willy' and 'poo'.

Also I just have to add that I hate when people fart all the time. I know people do it, but fucking hell, it really pisses me off when they just walk around farting and smiling at their achievements.

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florescent said:

Burps aren't as bad.

That said, I am currently fighting an endless battle with my kids. They think that farts and burps are the funniest things ever.

Closely followed by the words 'bottom', 'willy' and 'poo'.

Also I just have to add that I hate when people fart all the time. I know people do it, but fucking hell, it really pisses me off when they just walk around farting and smiling at their achievements.

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Burps aren't that bad unless you eat hotdogs or garlic powder, that's when it pisses me off. I hate when someone eats hotdogs then burps right next to me without warning, I literally start to gag. My sister hates it too, so we warn eachother when we know we ate something that has our burps smelling stank.

Shyra said:

Farts are by far the worst. Especially when you're on an elevator and some stank-ass bastid lets one of those deadly silent ones rip. Everyone is pissed and wondering who it is. I promptly speak up and say, "Who's the one with no home-training?" My friend was telling me about the time she was on the subway and this guy let one rip right in her face. She was sitting on an aisle seat and he was standing beside her and farted right in her face. She yelled out, "YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH! NO YOU DIDN'T BUST YO ASS IN MY FACE!" She said the whole car fell out laughing. Laugh my ass, I would have kicked that mofo right in his fuggin balls!

Never heard that one before but you ain't lying, he would've got his asshole kicked in his throat.

Bofovem!

Farts stink! (no matter what you eat)

Burps stink! (depending on what you eat)

Farts can be silent but deadly

Burps for some reason are as loud as Big Ben at Noon Time but they never knocked anybody out!

One comes from your stanky ass colon

The other comes from your stanky ass stomach

They're both gas!

For some reason guys have no problem doing either but girls get all offended and psycho over a damn fart!

I prefer baby farts and burps. Babies releasing gas is tolerable. Grown ups and dogs....bring out the gas masks cuz its mos def a hazmat situation!

I dread the day when I will no longer be able to trust a fart.

Those of you over 50 know what I mean.

RodeoSchro said:

I dread the day when I will no longer be able to trust a fart.

Those of you over 50 know what I mean.

omg!

RodeoSchro said:

I dread the day when I will no longer be able to trust a fart.

Those of you over 50 know what I mean.

Sharts...

Shyra said:

Farts are by far the worst. Especially when you're on an elevator and some stank-ass bastid lets one of those deadly silent ones rip. Everyone is pissed and wondering who it is. I promptly speak up and say, "Who's the one with no home-training?" My friend was telling me about the time she was on the subway and this guy let one rip right in her face. She was sitting on an aisle seat and he was standing beside her and farted right in her face. She yelled out, "YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH! NO YOU DIDN'T BUST YO ASS IN MY FACE!" She said the whole car fell out laughing. Laugh my ass, I would have kicked that mofo right in his fuggin balls!

shorttrini said:

My little brother used to clench and unclench his butt cheeks, to change the tone of his farts...It was pretty amazing and disgusting all at the same time.

Damn that's wild man. It sounds like that thing girls do when they make

their pussy queef.

phunkdaddy said:

shorttrini said:

My little brother used to clench and unclench his butt cheeks, to change the tone of his farts...It was pretty amazing and disgusting all at the same time.

Damn that's wild man. It sounds like that thing girls do when they make

their pussy queef.

phunkdaddy said:

shorttrini said:

My little brother used to clench and unclench his butt cheeks, to change the tone of his farts...It was pretty amazing and disgusting all at the same time.

Damn that's wild man. It sounds like that thing girls do when they make

their pussy queef.

both are bad man, this dude melvin my friend when i was like 8 or 9 and he used to always (even in the school llibrary) fart all day long. now i used to walk with crutches, so i couldn't hyper speed avoid that shit. literally. i tried to matrix dodge that years before the movie was even out

Everytime some evil bastard breaks a deadly wind in a very closed territory like a subway or an elevator, I WANT to give it back to him while I'm PMSing, and see how he likes it.

I also hate it when I have to let loose outdoors, I had to walk 20 feet away from folks but the minute I do it, I get ganged up by a passing group of people who for some reason didn't find a PLACE to walk through but the place I'm standing on

It's the strangest thing with me. Reminds me of Richard Pryor when he said, "What is about the woods? Makes you wanna...shit?" Seems my gas likes to ferment and release while I'm browsing aisles in stores, especially the greeting card aisle. I'm standing there and all of a sudden I get that ass full feeling and slight pressure. Oh, shit. It's about to happen. I discreetly look around to see if anyone is in ear or sight shot. If not, I let it rip. Damn if some mofo doesn't miraculously appear right at that moment. I walk away looking quite innocent.

Shyra said:

It's the strangest thing with me. Reminds me of Richard Pryor when he said, "What is about the woods? Makes you wanna...shit?" Seems my gas likes to ferment and release while I'm browsing aisles in stores, especially the greeting card aisle. I'm standing there and all of a sudden I get that ass full feeling and slight pressure. Oh, shit. It's about to happen. I discreetly look around to see if anyone is in ear or sight shot. If not, I let it rip. Damn if some mofo doesn't miraculously appear right at that moment. I walk away looking quite innocent.

"The woods" give me a whole different effect,,,,if you know what I mean

I once walked into a burp. I knew instantly that the mutherfucker got caught with some bad chinese. Smelled like......road kill wonton soup with bbq pork fried shit.

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