vivid said:

florescent said:

I don't tend to get bitten by them. Why is that? Do I smell weird to them? Why do they bite my husband when he's sitting right next to me, but leave me alone?

Maybe I'm a mosquito...

Fuck a mosquito! Bastids!!

There was this mosquito that lived in my bedroom a couple years ago. It seemed to hide during the day and eat me alive at night. After about three nights of this shit, I got fed up. I saw it lingering up in the corner where the ceiling meets the walls, and striked a plan. I went into my bathroom and grabbed a can of AquaNet, climbed ontop of a rickety ass entertainment stand (8 months pregnant, no less), sprayed the shit out of it, and it glued itself to the wall in it's sticky death, and I flushed him. Ahh, vengeance was mine.

Acrylic said:

There was this mosquito that lived in my bedroom a couple years ago. It seemed to hide during the day and eat me alive at night. After about three nights of this shit, I got fed up. I saw it lingering up in the corner where the ceiling meets the walls, and striked a plan. I went into my bathroom and grabbed a can of AquaNet, climbed ontop of a rickety ass entertainment stand (8 months pregnant, no less), sprayed the shit out of it, and it glued itself to the wall in it's sticky death, and I flushed him. Ahh, vengeance was mine.

I would of left it glued to the wall just so I could mock it!

tinaz said:

Acrylic said:

There was this mosquito that lived in my bedroom a couple years ago. It seemed to hide during the day and eat me alive at night. After about three nights of this shit, I got fed up. I saw it lingering up in the corner where the ceiling meets the walls, and striked a plan. I went into my bathroom and grabbed a can of AquaNet, climbed ontop of a rickety ass entertainment stand (8 months pregnant, no less), sprayed the shit out of it, and it glued itself to the wall in it's sticky death, and I flushed him. Ahh, vengeance was mine.

I would of left it glued to the wall just so I could mock it!

OMG Dave!! @ Mosquito hunter!!!

I even wrote a song about them fuckers today!

alright, people, i'm gonna tell you a story. it all happened yesterday, in the evening, while i was drinking my seven-minutely glass of wine. and suddenly i saw something. it was a mosquito. so i put on my sneakers and sneaked over to this.. mosquito. i waited and waited and waited and then i jumped at the mosquito and squeezed its neck, 'til it was dead. like a dead hamster or a dead dog. dead, dead, dead.

mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!

if one night you should decide to drink some wine
and watch the sun go down and up
just call on me
'cause i know them mosquitos
and their nastiness and i'ma make it stop
yes, you will see
all the time i've been alive
i had this drive to kill them wankers
relentlessly
when they cross my path
they won't be called mosquitos anymore, but rather
kamikaze

that's why they call me
mosquito hunter!
yeah, people call me
mosquito hunter!
yes, you can call me
mosquito hunter!
baby, call me
mosquito hunter!

uh, that's right
byebye mosquito!
that's right
byebye mosquito!

mosquito hunter!

[Edited 6/15/10 13:37pm]

tinaz said:

OMG Dave!! @ Mosquito hunter!!!

OMGGGGG i HATEEEEEEEEE THESE THINGS! EVERY summer where i live we always have these crane flys and big ass mosquitos flying around ALL day and at night thats when its REALLY bad they like to fly around light and water and for some reason they like to fly in your face and im scared to kill them please get them away from me!

Dave1992 said:

tinaz said:

OMG Dave!! @ Mosquito hunter!!!

Your funny!

I swell up like a mutant from one small bite!

And they don't itch, they HURT. They feel like

tinaz said:

Dave1992 said:

Your funny!

No, I'm serious. I hunt them fuckers to death.

Dave1992 said:

tinaz said:

Your funny!

No, I'm serious. I hunt them fuckers to death.

You know only the female mosquitos actually bite and suck your blood, so I would've figured you'd kinda like it Dave.

Dave1992 said:

tinaz said:

Your funny!

No, I'm serious. I hunt them fuckers to death.

NMuzakNSoul said:

You know only the female mosquitos actually bite and suck your blood, so I would've figured you'd kinda like it Dave.

It's like human life, then, isn't it?

Dave1992 said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

You know only the female mosquitos actually bite and suck your blood, so I would've figured you'd kinda like it Dave.

It's like human life, then, isn't it?

And you should always remeber that !

Dave1992 said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

You know only the female mosquitos actually bite and suck your blood, so I would've figured you'd kinda like it Dave.

It's like human life, then, isn't it?

damn straight.

Serious said:

Dave1992 said:

No, I'm inside Serious. I hunt them fuckers to death.

Better?

I HATE them!! I already have 4 bites,and I honestly don't know when they are getting at me. I have 2 on one knee,and the only way they could have bittenme is through my pants. I never see them around me,only find the bites. I am seriously thinking of getting this..

EmeraldSkies said:

I HATE them!! I already have 4 bites,and I honestly don't know when they are getting at me. I have 2 on one knee,and the only way they could have bittenme is through my pants. I never see them around me,only find the bites. I am seriously thinking of getting this..

I bought those last year and STILL got eaten alive.

Dave1992 said:

Serious said:

Better?

You always forget I am living celibate these days

Serious said:

Dave1992 said:

Better?

You always forget I am living celibate these days

So am I!

Maybe we should end our misery together?

Dave1992 said:

Serious said:

You always forget I am living celibate these days

So am I!

Maybe we should end our misery together?

Would be fun, but I am gonna stick to stupid porn on the internet

Serious said:

Dave1992 said:

So am I!

Maybe we should end our misery together?

Would be fun, but I am gonna stick to stupid porn on the internet

Are you Serious?

Dave1992 said:

Serious said:

Would be fun, but I am gonna stick to stupid porn on the internet

Are you Serious?

yes

and to quote Bilal: "I wish I wasn't me sometimes" , but you can change it to all the time .

chocolate1 said:

EmeraldSkies said:

I HATE them!! I already have 4 bites,and I honestly don't know when they are getting at me. I have 2 on one knee,and the only way they could have bittenme is through my pants. I never see them around me,only find the bites. I am seriously thinking of getting this..

I bought those last year and STILL got eaten alive.

Well I guess I won't waste my money then.

I hate them a million times per a mosquito.....and how many mosquitos r there?

Dave1992 said:

A lot?

Do you kill them?

Does killing them give you pleasure?

Yesterday I talked to a friend of mine who doesn't kill mosquitos. She says that they shouldn't be killed because they just want to live their lives and that a life is worth more than no itchy arm. I told her to fuck herself.

Id've told her the same thing...AND that the loose cougar in his/her backyard was just looking for some food, so their missing/dead cat shouldn't bother them.

WHAT?! Your friend don't wanna kill mosquitos?! The fuck is wrong with her?! Mosquitos are real annoying. Plus when they sting you, it hurts like fuck. I say KILL 'EM!!!! KILL 'EM DEAD!

[Edited 6/17/10 9:31am]