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Fuck a mosquito! Bastids!! "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
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There was this mosquito that lived in my bedroom a couple years ago. It seemed to hide during the day and eat me alive at night. After about three nights of this shit, I got fed up. I saw it lingering up in the corner where the ceiling meets the walls, and striked a plan. I went into my bathroom and grabbed a can of AquaNet, climbed ontop of a rickety ass entertainment stand (8 months pregnant, no less), sprayed the shit out of it, and it glued itself to the wall in it's sticky death, and I flushed him. Ahh, vengeance was mine. I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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I would of left it glued to the wall just so I could mock it! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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OMG Dave!! @ Mosquito hunter!!!
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I even wrote a song about them fuckers today!
alright, people, i'm gonna tell you a story. it all happened yesterday, in the evening, while i was drinking my seven-minutely glass of wine. and suddenly i saw something. it was a mosquito. so i put on my sneakers and sneaked over to this.. mosquito. i waited and waited and waited and then i jumped at the mosquito and squeezed its neck, 'til it was dead. like a dead hamster or a dead dog. dead, dead, dead. [Edited 6/15/10 13:37pm] | |
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OMGGGGG i HATEEEEEEEEE THESE THINGS! EVERY summer where i live we always have these crane flys and big ass mosquitos flying around ALL day and at night thats when its REALLY bad they like to fly around light and water and for some reason they like to fly in your face and im scared to kill them please get them away from me! | |
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Your funny! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I swell up like a mutant from one small bite! And they don't itch, they HURT. They feel like
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No, I'm serious. I hunt them fuckers to death. | |
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You know only the female mosquitos actually bite and suck your blood, so I would've figured you'd kinda like it Dave. | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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It's like human life, then, isn't it?
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And you should always remeber that ! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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damn straight. | |
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Better? | |
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I HATE them!! I already have 4 bites,and I honestly don't know when they are getting at me. I have 2 on one knee,and the only way they could have bittenme is through my pants. I never see them around me,only find the bites. I am seriously thinking of getting this..
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I bought those last year and STILL got eaten alive. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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You always forget I am living celibate these days With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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So am I!
Maybe we should end our misery together? | |
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Would be fun, but I am gonna stick to stupid porn on the internet With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Are you Serious? | |
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yes
and to quote Bilal: "I wish I wasn't me sometimes" , but you can change it to all the time . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Well I guess I won't waste my money then. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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I hate them a million times per a mosquito.....and how many mosquitos r there? | |
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Id've told her the same thing...AND that the loose cougar in his/her backyard was just looking for some food, so their missing/dead cat shouldn't bother them. | |
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WHAT?! Your friend don't wanna kill mosquitos?! The fuck is wrong with her?! Mosquitos are real annoying. Plus when they sting you, it hurts like fuck. I say KILL 'EM!!!! KILL 'EM DEAD! [Edited 6/17/10 9:31am] | |
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