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litter on my lawn
So being on a corner house, I've come across all sorts of crap that people leave behind for me to clean up.
From the usual beer cans, water bottles, and candy wrappers...to an old sock and (gross) a dirty diaper.
But the strangest bit of litter I've ever had dumped on my lawn was this;
Yes...that's a CRAB.
I guess a hungry seagull feasted on the poor thing then dropped the carcass on my lawn.
Seriously.
What's the strangest junk you've ever found??? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Half a rabbit. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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As in "half-eaten"?
Remnants of a raccoon's meal I guess. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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More likely a hawk, there are a few in the area. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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i got home from work one day and there was a live wild turkey on my front porch does that count? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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i once found a $10 note on my lawn....well finders keepers | |
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just beer bottles and empty chips packets. once when I was a kid I dug a plastic knight in the flowerbed | |
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Many years ago I came across a bucket of mashed raspberries with a spoon on top and porno mags in an untidy pile next to it. | |
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Yeah, sorry about that. I meant to clean that up. blah blah blah |
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A drunk, passed out Mexican.
Yes, I'm serious.
We called 911 to come check his ass because we thought he was dead at first!!
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I've found a headless baby rabbit in my yard. All of it was still there except the head. And I've seen deer standing in my yard (I live in a subdivision in the middle of town, mind you). The things that piss me off the most, though, are dog turds in my yard (I don't own a dog).
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My parents have a problem with drunks (either Mexicans or Salvadorans) that camp out under a big pine in front of their house and leave empty beer bottles & sh*t there.
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Sounds like someone's putting a "fufu" on you.
...any bowls of rum & cigars on the property??? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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An old ratty jacket, it looked like some bum had taken off his jacket and left it on our lawn for safe keeping! | |
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Just to be on the safe side, I'd get to a Botanica real quick and do a "wash" on your home.
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OK. If you say so.
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Once when I was a kid we found an old Italian man sitting in our front steps.
He had escaped from the old folks home round the corner and didn't appear to speak a word of English. We called them and a nurse came round shouting "Mangiare! Mangiare!"
There was quite often old ladies in slippers walking up the street but all the other times there was a member of staff in hot pursuit so the Italian must have really given them the slip. |
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Vomit.
Probably mine from the night before. | |
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FHOMG! | |
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