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regular bacon all the way nice and crispy! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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REAL FUCKING BACON!
Don't get my wrong, turkey bacon is fine, and Veggie bacon is tolerable, BUT IT'S NOT REAL BACON. When I go to the grocery store and flip the bacon over to the little peekaboo window on the back, I find the one that is almost pure white with fat. THAT is the pack I'm buying. I like it crispy. I like it soggy. I like it greasy. I like it drained. I even like the way it smells RAW. Anyone who knows me, knows I am Head Honcho of the Hog, Queen Bitch of the Bacon. I'd rather DIE at 40 with my cholesterol through the roof and arteries clogged than give it up. I'll choose a happy life over a long one, if it come down to choosing over my bacon.
THE SWINE IS MIGHTY FINE!  ACRYLIC
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I like my bacon curly. None of that flat microwaved bullshit. I want to taste the grease and the grizzle. It's the only time I get to be unhealthy. That and my beer. | |
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my dumb ass brother
went on a turkey bacon diet
he thought he could lose weight eating nothing but turkey bacon sandwiches
he made everything around the house greasy as fuck
it looked like Jermaine Jackson raided our house
it was terrible
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It sorta sounds like a spin on a bacon and pancakes breakfast combo | |
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That actually sounds pretty good.im gonna make turkey bacon and pancakes this a.m.- yuuuummmmy!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE HARD. | |
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I eats the swine! | |
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That does sound yummy, especially if you making blueberry pancakes. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I had that Saturday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Never tried turkey bacon,but it sounds good. | |
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It is, you should try it. I like it because it's not as greasy as regular bacon. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I bet it's healthier,too | |
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I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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and then a few hours later,I'm gonna fry some fish | |
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ACRYLIC
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Neither. Both have way too much salt. | |
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ACRYLIC
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There is no such thing as too much salt.Bacon is not supposed to be 95% fat free. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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That's right, chile. I tried beef bacon, and that shit was like chewing shoe leather. I haven't tried turkey bacon, but I guess I'm game. However, when I buy bacon, I buy the big packs Costco has of Oscar Meyer. In my opinion, that's the best brand of pork bacon out there unless I'm missing something better. Oh, and bacon on white bread smeared with peanut butter is right tastey! Yeah, I know, a heart attack in the making, but I only have it once in a blue moon.My grandpa used to work in the bacon division of Oscar Mayer. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Definitely pork. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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<--can sprinkle salt on his hand and eat it straight. | |
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Bacon's in your blood. | |
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It makes me salty. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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You and me both, John, you and me both! ACRYLIC
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There is nothing like a couple slices of swine, with eggs, beans, a biscuit or two and some toast.
"I know that living with u baby, was sometimes hard...but I'm willing 2 give it another try.
Cause nothing compares....nothing compares 2 u!" | |
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Thank Cher and Carol Channing he wasn't a FISHERMAN. | |
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Oh, if I lived near, he and I would have been real good friends! | |
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